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*** YES THE SYSTEM IS BORKED ***
« on: July 03, 2012, 10:58:43 AM »
You may or may not be able to log in.  We are aware of it and am working on it as we speak....
One day at a time.

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Re: *** YES THE SYSTEM IS BORKED ***
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2012, 11:10:49 AM »
You may or may not be able to log in.  We are aware of it and am working on it as we speak....

Sorry, couldn't read your message because I couldn't log in  :P    :facepalm:
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Re: *** YES THE SYSTEM IS BORKED ***
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2012, 11:18:48 AM »
sigh...........................................................
One day at a time.

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Re: *** YES THE SYSTEM IS BORKED ***
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2012, 12:02:51 PM »
Since I never logged out, will I be effected?

(Almost typed "affected" but then realized I already am.)

stay safe.
If cowardly and dishonorable men sometimes shoot unarmed men with army pistols or guns, the evil must be prevented by the penitentiary and gallows, and not by a general deprivation of a constitutional privilege.

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They keep making this eternal vigilance thing harder and harder.  Protecting the 2nd amendment is like playing PACMAN - there's no pause button so you can go to the bathroom.

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Re: *** YES THE SYSTEM IS BORKED ***
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2012, 12:11:28 PM »
I can read it and I am signed-in. Does that mean my system is borked, too?

BTW, did you get your coffee?
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Re: *** YES THE SYSTEM IS BORKED ***
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2012, 12:40:59 PM »
The Swendish Chef strikes again !!!


Bork, Bork, Bork !!!!!
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Re: *** YES THE SYSTEM IS BORKED ***
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2012, 12:45:17 PM »
 ;/ =D
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Re: *** YES THE SYSTEM IS BORKED ***
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2012, 12:50:25 PM »
The Swendish Chef strikes again !!!


Bork, Bork, Bork !!!!!

Was it Grebnaws fault this time?
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Re: *** YES THE SYSTEM IS BORKED ***
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2012, 12:54:40 PM »
Test
JD

 The price of a lottery ticket seems to be the maximum most folks are willing to risk toward the dream of becoming a one-percenter. “Robert Hollis”

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Re: *** YES THE SYSTEM IS BORKED ***
« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2012, 01:22:04 PM »
icle?
One day at a time.

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Re: *** YES THE SYSTEM IS BORKED ***
« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2012, 04:19:48 PM »
JD

 The price of a lottery ticket seems to be the maximum most folks are willing to risk toward the dream of becoming a one-percenter. “Robert Hollis”

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Re: *** YES THE SYSTEM IS BORKED ***
« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2012, 04:25:26 PM »
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Re: *** YES THE SYSTEM IS BORKED ***
« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2012, 06:33:55 PM »
Since I never logged out, will I be effected?

(Almost typed "affected" but then realized I already am.)

stay safe.

However, "affected" would nonetheless have been the correct word in that sentence.
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Re: *** YES THE SYSTEM IS BORKED ***
« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2012, 07:05:41 PM »
However, "affected" would nonetheless have been the correct word in that sentence.

Gramma nazi!

stay safe.
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Re: *** YES THE SYSTEM IS BORKED ***
« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2012, 07:31:15 PM »
Says I'm logged in, am I? Does anybody care?????
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Re: *** YES THE SYSTEM IS BORKED ***
« Reply #15 on: July 03, 2012, 07:42:21 PM »
I am not logged in, and cannot post!

I cannot read posts, either.

I am truly borked!
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Re: *** YES THE SYSTEM IS BORKED ***
« Reply #16 on: July 03, 2012, 08:07:49 PM »
While you're fixing it could you reset my "logged in" timer?
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Re: *** YES THE SYSTEM IS BORKED ***
« Reply #17 on: July 03, 2012, 08:54:48 PM »
I borked my whole left side this after noon. I think the problem is on the BACKend. Left shoulder, left hip and a constant cramp in my left calf.

I don't think a remote reboot is going to fix my system. So I'm applying massive amounts of liquid muscle relaxer, on the rocks.  =D  Maybe my body will do a restore while I sleep tonight.

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Re: *** YES THE SYSTEM IS BORKED ***
« Reply #18 on: July 03, 2012, 09:11:10 PM »
My sestym is broked  =(


 =D
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Re: *** YES THE SYSTEM IS BORKED ***
« Reply #19 on: July 03, 2012, 10:06:23 PM »
My sestym is broked  =(


 =D

Your system is fine - you are BUBAR - Borked Up Beyond All Recognition!
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Re: *** YES THE SYSTEM IS BORKED ***
« Reply #20 on: July 03, 2012, 10:15:40 PM »
Your system is fine - you are BUBAR - Borked Up Beyond All Recognition!

Your must be Scottish. No one else could describe us Scots so accurately in so few words.   >:D

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Re: *** YES THE SYSTEM IS BORKED ***
« Reply #21 on: July 03, 2012, 10:32:12 PM »
Your must be Scottish. No one else could describe us Scots so accurately in so few words.   >:D

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Re: *** YES THE SYSTEM IS BORKED ***
« Reply #22 on: July 04, 2012, 12:57:17 AM »
Those who learn from history are doomed to watch others repeat it

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Re: *** YES THE SYSTEM IS BORKED ***
« Reply #23 on: July 04, 2012, 09:44:37 AM »
Yay! Works again. 
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Re: *** YES THE SYSTEM IS BORKED ***
« Reply #24 on: July 04, 2012, 10:06:31 AM »
Greatness lies not in being strong, but in the right use of strength - Henry Ward Beecher

The Almighty tells me He can get me out of this mess, but He’s pretty sure you’re f**ked! - Stephen