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Happy Birthday!
« on: July 04, 2018, 12:50:42 AM »
To the greatest country in the history of the world.

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In Congress, July 4, 1776.
The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America,
When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.

He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.

He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.

He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:

For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:

For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences

For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:

For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:

For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.

He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.

He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

Georgia

Button Gwinnett

Lyman Hall

George Walton

 

North Carolina

William Hooper

Joseph Hewes

John Penn

 

South Carolina

Edward Rutledge

Thomas Heyward, Jr.

Thomas Lynch, Jr.

Arthur Middleton

 

Massachusetts

John Hancock

Maryland

Samuel Chase

William Paca

Thomas Stone

Charles Carroll of Carrollton

 

Virginia

George Wythe

Richard Henry Lee

Thomas Jefferson

Benjamin Harrison

Thomas Nelson, Jr.

Francis Lightfoot Lee

Carter Braxton

 

Pennsylvania

Robert Morris

Benjamin Rush

Benjamin Franklin

John Morton

George Clymer

James Smith

George Taylor

James Wilson

George Ross

Delaware

Caesar Rodney

George Read

Thomas McKean

 

New York

William Floyd

Philip Livingston

Francis Lewis

Lewis Morris

 

New Jersey

Richard Stockton

John Witherspoon

Francis Hopkinson

John Hart

Abraham Clark

 

New Hampshire

Josiah Bartlett

William Whipple

 

Massachusetts

Samuel Adams

John Adams

Robert Treat Paine

Elbridge Gerry

 

Rhode Island

Stephen Hopkins

William Ellery

 

Connecticut

Roger Sherman

Samuel Huntington

William Williams

Oliver Wolcott

 

New Hampshire

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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2018, 02:22:10 AM »
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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2018, 06:35:51 AM »
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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2018, 07:02:20 AM »
I think this afternoon I may dig out my copy of 1776 and watch it again. It's very fun, even if you don't like musicals.
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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2018, 08:38:29 AM »
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He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people, and eat out their substance.

Glad that ended in 1776!
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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2018, 10:50:42 AM »
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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2018, 05:06:20 PM »
Happy birthday USA! The bestest, freest country of them all! (And to the NSA, who is monitoring our every utterance, hopefully this well-wishing proves I am a patriotic yet harmless type of no interest to the government at all).

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Facebook Algorithm Flags, Removes Declaration of Independence Text as Hate Speech

This was incompetence, not malice but it was brought on by this new ideal of protecting pajama-boy people from the hurtful speakings.

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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2018, 06:12:02 PM »
Happy birthday USA! The bestest, freest country of them all! (And to the NSA, who is monitoring our every utterance, hopefully this well-wishing proves I am a patriotic yet harmless type of no interest to the government at all).

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Facebook Algorithm Flags, Removes Declaration of Independence Text as Hate Speech

This was incompetence, not malice but it was brought on by this new ideal of protecting pajama-boy people from the hurtful speakings.



Interesting - I had posted a photo of the declaration earlier, and added the text as a comment....  And lo and behold, my comment was removed - with no notification to me.   Reposted it as it's own post now, we'll see what happens.
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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #8 on: July 04, 2018, 06:37:18 PM »
Well, maybe it was "sever the bonds," (S&M/B&D-related) or too long a comment or some such which triggered the deletion, but nowadays with hyperleftists sniping away at every possible target, I kind of doubt it.

It's getting so nowadays that I suspect the old adage should be reversed, as in:  "Never attribute to incompetence that which can be ascribed to malice."
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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #9 on: July 04, 2018, 07:02:35 PM »
"...merciless Indian savages..."
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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #10 on: July 04, 2018, 08:40:40 PM »
Happy Fiurth of July! Well, that's how our local news channel spells it anyway.
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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #11 on: July 04, 2018, 08:42:31 PM »
I talked to a Brit friend earlier today. Told him Happy Day American said screw you wankers. Glad your not talking German.
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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2018, 01:45:17 AM »
I talked to a Brit friend earlier today. Told him Happy Day American said screw you wankers. Glad your not talking German.

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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2018, 01:49:55 AM »
We brought our puppy with us to see a fireworks display tonight. We were close enough that you could feel some of them go off. None of it bothered the dog one bit.

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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2018, 02:00:40 AM »
Minor peeve of the day:  The Movieplex channel decided to show Reds on July 4th.

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