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People of Walmart go to Glamour Shots
« on: May 03, 2012, 02:01:52 PM »
Hilarity ensues.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2138816/Heres-happens-glamour-modelling-goes-wrong-.html?ICO=most_read_module

2/3rds of the way down.  Something seriously wrong with that AR.... 
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Re: People of Walmart go to Glamour Shots
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2012, 03:55:53 PM »
Eye Bleach Please.
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Re: People of Walmart go to Glamour Shots
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2012, 04:04:57 PM »
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Re: People of Walmart go to Glamour Shots
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2012, 04:50:12 PM »
Quote from: MicroBalrog on May 03, 2012, 04:04:57 PM
Really, Daily Fail? Really?

They're British. Easily alarmed.
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Re: People of Walmart go to Glamour Shots
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2012, 05:00:13 PM »
I am fairly certain the left shot under "hair-raising" was done that way on purpose. I'm also fairly certain that's a guy in drag.
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Re: People of Walmart go to Glamour Shots
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2012, 05:00:52 PM »
Quote from: White Horseradish on May 03, 2012, 05:00:13 PM
I'm also fairly certain that's a guy in drag.

Only one?
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Re: People of Walmart go to Glamour Shots
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2012, 05:54:09 PM »
Disturbing...
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Re: People of Walmart go to Glamour Shots
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2012, 06:10:20 PM »
Quote from: 41magsnub on May 03, 2012, 05:00:52 PM
Only one?
In that picture, yes. Others... I'm less certain.
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Re: People of Walmart go to Glamour Shots
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2012, 06:17:15 PM »
Ya know, compared to the standard People of WalMart, these folks look pretty darned mildly OK.

Or at least less overtly scary right off the bat.

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Re: People of Walmart go to Glamour Shots
« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2012, 08:10:23 PM »
Did anyone else notice the front sight tower on the AR was under the barrel?
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Re: People of Walmart go to Glamour Shots
« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2012, 08:13:15 PM »
Quote from: Hutch on May 03, 2012, 08:10:23 PM
Did anyone else notice the front sight tower on the AR was under the barrel?

I believe the OP did  ;)
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Re: People of Walmart go to Glamour Shots
« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2012, 08:19:45 PM »
Some of those shots were deliberately wacky, meant to cause comment.  Some were not... [barf]
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Re: People of Walmart go to Glamour Shots
« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2012, 08:24:08 PM »
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Re: People of Walmart go to Glamour Shots
« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2012, 08:54:16 PM »
There is not enough eye bleach...
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Re: People of Walmart go to Glamour Shots
« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2012, 10:20:35 PM »
Quote from: wishes he was a fistful on May 03, 2012, 08:54:16 PM
There is not enough eye bleach...

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Re: People of Walmart go to Glamour Shots
« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2012, 10:28:30 PM »
Makes me think of that line from the one Sprint commercial.

"these shots more appropriate for a younger person, wouldn't you say?"
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Re: People of Walmart go to Glamour Shots
« Reply #16 on: May 03, 2012, 10:51:42 PM »
Quote from: Hutch on May 03, 2012, 08:10:23 PM
Did anyone else notice the front sight tower on the AR was under the barrel?

"Duuuuh"  (yes.)  Where did they get that prop?
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Re: People of Walmart go to Glamour Shots
« Reply #17 on: May 03, 2012, 10:56:31 PM »
Quote from: White Horseradish on May 03, 2012, 05:00:13 PM
I am fairly certain the left shot under "hair-raising" was done that way on purpose. I'm also fairly certain that's a guy in drag.

I'm about 99% certain that it's the guy who did Shoes, which was a viral youtube video back in '07.


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Re: People of Walmart go to Glamour Shots
« Reply #18 on: May 05, 2012, 05:25:57 AM »
it looks very 80's to me.
everyone was dorky in the eighties, except moi, I was an awesome punk rocker that always wore jeans and a flannel shirt.
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Re: People of Walmart go to Glamour Shots
« Reply #19 on: May 05, 2012, 05:35:16 AM »
We should expose the Daily Fail to that set of pictures of ARfcommers in their bathtubs. That should make their heads explode.
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