Yeah, dry heat. Shrivels your eyeballs and makes nose pickin'
'n blowin' difficult.
There are times I wish Chapstick would make one fer yer nostrils.
Hey, Pfizer Consumer Healthcare, you listening?
Humidity suddenly jumped from its normal low to a whole 37% about an hour ago, and I sure felt it.
"When the weather's hot and sticky,
That's no time for dippin' dicky.
When the frost is on the punkin,
That's the time for dicky dunkin'."
I refuse to sign this one on the grounds that it might tend to incriminate me.