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Title: Warning! Children May Be Exposed To ___
Post by: vaskidmark on March 13, 2014, 03:46:46 PM: http://www.wvgazette.com/News/201403110058

A begging, pleading request to be Photoshopped: http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w186/vaskidmark/childrenmaybeexposed_zpsf23cd79a.jpg

(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi176.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fw186%2Fvaskidmark%2Fchildrenmaybeexposed_zpsf23cd79a.jpg&hash=45825734a75ecfe9e88f5c263e0aada0a183c322)

A few tame suggestions:

Irrational politicians
Lunatic-fringe hoplophobes
More safety than almost anywhere else

Go ahead. You know you want to.

stay safe.
Title: Re: Warning! Children May Be Exposed To ___
Post by: makattak on March 13, 2014, 03:58:34 PM: EVEN WORSE! With this bill, there may even be law abiding citizens among those strangers!
Title: Re: Warning! Children May Be Exposed To ___
Post by: Regolith on March 13, 2014, 04:42:53 PM: (https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv320%2FKoloblicin%2Fstatistdouchebags_zps2eee0b32.jpg&hash=10cedffc14c69f51be2444aa655dea2f9d024252)
Title: Re: Warning! Children May Be Exposed To ___
Post by: Perd Hapley on March 13, 2014, 08:05:03 PM: Had I any fotoshop skilz, the sign would read:

"May be defenseless in school, due to gun free zones."

'Cause the place looks a little school-ish, so it would work.
Title: Re: Warning! Children May Be Exposed To ___
Post by: æg151337 on March 14, 2014, 02:34:39 AM: (https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi848.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fab41%2Fjmh11891%2Fchildrenmaybeexposed_zps2b9ac7da.jpg&hash=efb2e1d350a112e9224782970e2438434a934c99)

There's my expert ms paint skills at it's best.
Title: Re: Warning! Children May Be Exposed To ___
Post by: French G. on March 14, 2014, 04:37:05 AM: I don't PS, but someone that does needs to get that octopus in on this.
Title: Re: Warning! Children May Be Exposed To ___
Post by: KD5NRH on March 14, 2014, 11:04:31 AM: Simple; "may be exposed to strangers who couldn't pass a background check to carry a concealed weapon."

"May be exposed to incredibly poor tie-choosing skills."

"May be exposed to ill-fitting suits."
Title: Re: Warning! Children May Be Exposed To ___
Post by: MillCreek on March 14, 2014, 11:33:38 AM: What is wrong with the tie?

(Says the man who is wearing a gray-striped repp tie in the office right now)
Title: Re: Warning! Children May Be Exposed To ___
Post by: KD5NRH on March 14, 2014, 12:34:23 PM: Quote from: MillCreek on March 14, 2014, 11:33:38 AM
What is wrong with the tie?

(Says the man who is wearing a gray-striped repp tie in the office right now)

Light gray and white stripes on a white shirt. Ties need to contrast with the shirt better than that, and there should also be something to bring the tie into the outfit, like a coordinated (NOT exactly matched!!) pocket square or hatband.
Title: Re: Warning! Children May Be Exposed To ___
Post by: SADShooter on March 14, 2014, 01:02:18 PM: Quote from: KD5NRH on March 14, 2014, 12:34:23 PM
Light gray and white stripes on a white shirt. Ties need to contrast with the shirt better than that, and there should also be something to bring the tie into the outfit, like a coordinated (NOT exactly matched!!) pocket square or hatband.

All true, if it didn't overshadow the sallow, corpse-like skin tone...Probably looks fine in the pearlescent satin casket interior and dim light he's accustomed to. (The fellow in the photo, not necessarily MillCreek. ;))
Title: Re: Warning! Children May Be Exposed To ___
Post by: Scout26 on March 14, 2014, 05:55:52 PM: Quote from: Regolith on March 13, 2014, 04:42:53 PM
(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv320%2FKoloblicin%2Fstatistdouchebags_zps2eee0b32.jpg&hash=10cedffc14c69f51be2444aa655dea2f9d024252)

So, who's up to emailing that to Mr. Mayor? =D =D
Title: Re: Warning! Children May Be Exposed To ___
Post by: Strings on March 15, 2014, 01:50:27 AM: >The fellow in the photo, not necessarily MillCreek<

Now now, let's not go excluding people...
Title: Re: Warning! Children May Be Exposed To ___
Post by: MillCreek on March 15, 2014, 09:40:33 AM: Quote from: Strings on March 15, 2014, 01:50:27 AM
>The fellow in the photo, not necessarily MillCreek<

Now now, let's not go excluding people...

My ultimate goal is for people to say 'My, doesn't he look natural!'.
Title: Re: Warning! Children May Be Exposed To ___
Post by: Tallpine on March 15, 2014, 11:12:59 AM: Quote from: MillCreek on March 15, 2014, 09:40:33 AM
My ultimate goal is for people to say 'My, doesn't he look natural!'.

Well, you're certainly a naturist from the neck up ;) :lol:
Title: Re: Warning! Children May Be Exposed To ___
Post by: RoadKingLarry on March 17, 2014, 12:27:52 AM: Quote from: MillCreek on March 15, 2014, 09:40:33 AM
My ultimate goal is for people to say 'My, doesn't he look natural!'.

I'd rather go out in such a manner that an open coffin is not an option.
Title: Re: Warning! Children May Be Exposed To ___
Post by: KD5NRH on March 17, 2014, 03:56:58 PM: Quote from: RoadKingLarry on March 17, 2014, 12:27:52 AM
I'd rather go out in such a manner that an open coffin is not an option.

Squishy is a natural state following some proper types of demise.