Strings, I know you weren't insulting her. I was just throwing a bit back at you.
About Debbie, though, here's a true story.
In high school, there was a girl named Jackie (last name Depps, or Dex...I forget).
Anyway, Debbie got on Jackie's wrong side, and a fight was scheduled in an alley off of 6th Street.
Debbie showed up, but didn't know that her mother had somehow gotten news of the fight.
Her mother stayed out of sight, but watched the fight to make sure that it didn't get too serious.
When the fight was over, her mother just told her that she did well, and to expect this sort of thing in life.
Once she was out of high school, Debbie got a job as a bar maid at the old John Hawk's Pub on Broadway.
One night, some outlaw biker type thought it was his First Amendment right to grab her ass.
Well, she dumped a full tray of drinks in his lap. And, when he stood up to protest this violation of his First Amendment rights, he got a knee to the groin.
Said biker took the owner of John Hawk's pub to court, and the judge just laughed.
Chalk one up for Polish girls.
P.S. "NOW we know how you managed to get her to marry you!"
I have no idea why she married me. You know me pretty well. Can you figure it out?
