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What a Crappy Way to Wake Up From a Coma
« on: July 30, 2012, 01:27:07 PM »
This woman has been in a medically induced coma for a month to stop an infection. While in the coma, doctors had to amputate her hands and feet. As I read the story, I couldn't help but think what a nightmare it would be to go to sleep whole and wake up sans hands and feet.

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2012/07/30/woman-who-beat-cancer-twice-battling-life-threatening-infection/
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Re: What a Crappy Way to Wake Up From a Coma
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2012, 02:14:27 PM »
I thought you were going to say she went to sleep in the Reagan years and woke up to Obama.
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Re: What a Crappy Way to Wake Up From a Coma
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2012, 02:19:43 PM »
My lord, I don't know if I'd want to wake up from that.   =|

Need to have some standing medical orders that if something that catastrophic happens; load me up with something good and let me go out in a beautiful dream.

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Re: What a Crappy Way to Wake Up From a Coma
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2012, 02:26:03 PM »
My lord, I don't know if I'd want to wake up from that.   =|


Which one, the no-hands-and-feet thing, or the Reagan-Obama thing?
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Re: What a Crappy Way to Wake Up From a Coma
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2012, 02:37:13 PM »
No hands/feet, of course.  Politics don't matter even close to that much.  Many orders of magnitude less.

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Re: What a Crappy Way to Wake Up From a Coma
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2012, 02:47:27 PM »
Yeah. Let me OD on something nice and fatal instead of waking up with no hands or feet.
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Re: What a Crappy Way to Wake Up From a Coma
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2012, 02:51:03 PM »
Ditto. Every single thing I enjoy doing requires one of those four appendages. I could live without sight or hearing (preferably not both), or one or two missing limbs, but all four? And to have to be dependent on others for my existence? Oh hell no.

Is there a clause for this in living wills? Geesh.
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Re: What a Crappy Way to Wake Up From a Coma
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2012, 03:10:40 PM »
I thought you were going to say she went to sleep in the Reagan years and woke up to Obama.
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Re: What a Crappy Way to Wake Up From a Coma
« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2012, 04:01:50 PM »
Ditto. Every single thing I enjoy doing requires one of those four appendages. I could live without sight or hearing (preferably not both), or one or two missing limbs, but all four? And to have to be dependent on others for my existence? Oh hell no.

Is there a clause for this in living wills? Geesh.

Given the state of prosthetic limbs these days, I'd rather lose my hands and feet (she only lose those, not entire limbs) than my sight, hearing, or mind.  I suspect she won't be dependent on others for long.

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Re: What a Crappy Way to Wake Up From a Coma
« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2012, 04:09:27 PM »
That. Prosthethics are improving at an amazing pace, and will be far better in 10 years than anything today.
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Re: What a Crappy Way to Wake Up From a Coma
« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2012, 04:23:10 PM »
Well, since I am already going to Helll, here are the jokes.

What is the name for these people for people with with no arms or legs:

When water skiing - Skip
Hanging on the wall - Art
On the front porch - Matt
Leaning on the wall - Eileen
Swimming - Bob
On a podium - Mike
Under the car - Jack
In your mailbox - Bill
On the grill - Frank or Patty
Constantly dropped in the pool - Duncan

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Re: What a Crappy Way to Wake Up From a Coma
« Reply #11 on: July 30, 2012, 07:15:46 PM »
Well, since I am already going to Helll, here are the jokes.

What is the name for these people for people with with no arms or legs:

When water skiing - Skip
Hanging on the wall - Art
On the front porch - Matt
Leaning on the wall - Eileen
Swimming - Bob
On a podium - Mike
Under the car - Jack
In your mailbox - Bill
On the grill - Frank or Patty
Constantly dropped in the pool - Duncan

Sorry!



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Re: What a Crappy Way to Wake Up From a Coma
« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2012, 07:42:20 PM »
I don't disagree that prosthetics have come a long way, as we can see by some of the amazing things that wounded soldiers do after returning home and being fitted with them.

This situation would be as much, or more about the mental state for me. If you have some disease where the diagnosis is amputation of something, you at least have the chance of being told about it and in some way prepping for it, and it will often be one appendage versus the four main ones all at once. Even if you're in an accident like a car crash, you may wake up to find a limb or two gone, but your mind at least had the chance to prep for it in the split second before the crash -- it knew you were about to be messed up.

In this case, she would have been completely unprepared and unsuspecting. It would totally freak me out to go to sleep tonight and wake up tomorrow with no hands and no feet. I might get over it in time, but the initial shock would be a nightmare.
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Re: What a Crappy Way to Wake Up From a Coma
« Reply #13 on: July 30, 2012, 07:49:30 PM »
I thought you were going to say she went to sleep in the Reagan years and woke up to Obama.

It almost seems that way to me.  How quickly the years go by ...
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