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Optimized for Playskool
« on: May 20, 2015, 06:32:36 AM »
So corporate genius pool decided we needed to be a "Mobile Workforce" and issued us all ipads. Changed all our annoying but functional proprietary software over to "optimized for iPad" crap that makes the bag of worms we used to have and hate now something we wish we had back.  The latest fumble is with our spares management system. The app on the ipad was a real bag of snakes but with enough patience and access to the help files could be managed. We also got a new PC based app for those functions. In order to "encourage the use of ipads by technicians" the PC app was severely restricted in functionality. 
Now the ipad app has cceased to function at all because the developers optimized it to the latest iOS.  Funny thing is that the field techs have been directed that under no circumstances are we to upgrade the IOS under penalty of discipline up to and including termination. Not that we could. You have to have a WiFi connection to load anything of significant size and we aren't authorized to use WiFi, only the 4G connection.

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Re: Optimized for Playskool
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2015, 06:43:20 AM »
New and shiney?  Gets them every time.

What's the Vegas line on how long it will take them to dump this and go back to what worked?

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Re: Optimized for Playskool
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2015, 08:13:10 AM »
New and shiney?  Gets them every time.

What's the Vegas line on how long it will take them to dump this and go back to what worked?

stay safe.

I'd bet on double down on the stupid.
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Re: Optimized for Playskool
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2015, 08:53:56 AM »

 :facepalm:

It really does take an MBA to kill productivity to this extent.
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Re: Optimized for Playskool
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2015, 09:44:39 AM »
In order to "encourage the use of ipads by technicians" the PC app was severely restricted in functionality.

At a former job, we used to crank MBAs through faster than entry level turnover, mainly because of things like this.

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Re: Optimized for Playskool
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2015, 09:51:52 AM »
Huh, but if an ipad is good enough for Hillary....
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Re: Optimized for Playskool
« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2015, 10:02:13 AM »
At this point, what does it matter?
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Re: Optimized for Playskool
« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2015, 10:04:30 AM »
I'd bet on double down on the stupid.

That's the bet I'd make.

My other gripe with this stuff is that the "look and feel" of the gui for most of our corporate software and the intranet stuff looks like playskool junk. Cutsy little icons and pastels. Is there an adult version?
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Re: Optimized for Playskool
« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2015, 07:13:15 PM »
1. Document that the software doesn't work.

2. Refer all inquiries to the corporate exec that made the decision.

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Re: Optimized for Playskool
« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2015, 07:54:37 PM »
1. Document that the software doesn't work.

2. Refer all inquiries to the corporate exec that made the decision.



3. Hope and pray someone in management has an inkling of comments sense.
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Re: Optimized for Playskool
« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2015, 08:35:56 PM »
3. Hope and pray someone in management has an inkling of comments sense.


 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ;/ :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Re: Optimized for Playskool
« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2015, 08:37:36 PM »

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ;/ :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I can see you've never worked for a corporate giant

Hey, one can always hope.
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Re: Re: Optimized for Playskool
« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2015, 09:14:57 PM »
3. Hope and pray someone in management has an inkling of comments sense.
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Re: Optimized for Playskool
« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2015, 09:53:13 PM »
3. Hope and pray someone in management has an inkling of comments sense.

 :rofl:
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Re: Optimized for Playskool
« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2015, 11:31:56 PM »
Thank you for taking a moment to remind me why I got out of corporate IT.
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Re: Optimized for Playskool
« Reply #15 on: May 21, 2015, 06:28:25 AM »

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ;/ :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I can see you've never worked for a corporate giant

Doesn't even have to be a corporate giant.
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Re: Optimized for Playskool
« Reply #16 on: May 21, 2015, 08:13:19 AM »
The odds of finding common sense in management decrease exponentially in inverse realation to the size of the company
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Re: Optimized for Playskool
« Reply #17 on: May 21, 2015, 08:46:00 AM »
Doesn't even have to be a corporate giant.

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Re: Optimized for Playskool
« Reply #18 on: May 21, 2015, 10:16:40 AM »
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The odds of finding common sense in management decrease exponentially in inverse relation to the size of the company.


Terry's Law of Group Intelligence:

1/Total Group Intelligence = 1/Member 1 Intelligence  + 1/Member 2 Intelligence + 1/Member 3 Intelligence ... 1/Member n Intelligence....

Like the law of resistors in parallel.  The  more members of a group, the greater number of paths for the stupidity to flow.  And the group intelligence can not be greater than the intelligence of the dumbest member.

This law conveniently describes the behavior of any committee or large corporation.

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Re: Optimized for Playskool
« Reply #19 on: May 21, 2015, 11:47:58 AM »
I believe you meant to multiply the denominator as  group intelligence decreases, it does not remain constant.
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Re: Optimized for Playskool
« Reply #20 on: May 21, 2015, 07:22:45 PM »
^ ???  No, them's additive reciprocals for each member, with the denominator as a variable for each member. You do the divisions first, pursuant to the "order of operations" rules.  

The only multiplication occurs when there are only two members  (or resistors), where you can use the "product over the sum" technique.

1/Total = 1/RA + 1/RB  note only two members (or resistors)

Is the same as

Total = (RA X RB) /  (RA + RB) for only two members (or resistors)

In the latter case, the result is not a reciprocal, but the actual value and results from algebraic manipulation of the first equation.

In any case, this is only a whimsical "Law."  After all, the "Law" assumes that "Intelligence" is on a rational scale with a zero and which obeys the multiplication and division laws.  

But you can't actually take two "intelligence scores" and multiply or divide them and make any sense out of the result.

So Terry's Law is only a humorous first attempt to apply mathematics to the observation that the intelligence of a group declines with the number of members of the group.  Just as the total resistance goes down with the number of resistors added in parallel, regardless of values.

Maybe I should call it "Terry's Working Hypothesis of Group Intelligence" instead of a "Law."

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Re: Optimized for Playskool
« Reply #21 on: May 21, 2015, 08:58:32 PM »
I was trying to point out that group intelligence decreases.

Example A:   1/4 + 1/2 + 1/3 + 1/8 = 1.205  Group intelligence is greater then the sum of the parts.

Example B:   1/4 x 1/2 x 1/3 x 1/8 =  .00515625  Group Intelligence is much less then sums of the parts.  Which from my experience in Corporate America is how it works.  Especially if there is at least 1 MBA involved.  There should be a modifier for each MBA involved in the decision making.


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Re: Optimized for Playskool
« Reply #22 on: May 21, 2015, 10:46:55 PM »
Oh, ok, I get what you meant there.  <duh> :facepalm:

Might even be a better "Law" than mine!  Especially if you can factor in the contribution of the MBAs.

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Re: Optimized for Playskool
« Reply #23 on: May 22, 2015, 12:24:21 AM »
There should be a modifier for each MBA involved in the decision making.


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Don't forget to alter the modifier if its an Ivy League MBA...

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Re: Optimized for Playskool
« Reply #24 on: May 22, 2015, 01:05:44 AM »
Smartest Dumb Guy I ever worked for had a Northwestern BA and Harvard MBA.  Great at numbers, totally sucked at communicating and dealing/working with people.
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