Author Topic: Brilliant new study confirms common sense!  (Read 716 times)

El Tejon

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Brilliant new study confirms common sense!
« on: April 04, 2006, 11:03:01 AM »
It seems that doing what everyone said was good for kids, keeping them away from television, crap food and making them exercise, is good for them.  Imagine that!

Turn off their televisions, make them spit the Twinkies and soda pop out of their flabby pierce cheeks, kick their flabby tattooed asses and make them exercise!  Body and soul unite.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/hsn/20060404/hl_hsn/fitteensmaybesaferteens
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Brilliant new study confirms common sense!
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2006, 11:13:28 AM »
Should I even bother with the "water is wet" comments?

While I find it depressing that we needed a study to tell us that useless idiot kids who watch too much TV cause trouble, I guess it's a good thing that somebody did this study.  Think of all those parents who lack the common sense to make good judgements about their kids and rely exclusively on these "studies."  At least they'll be paying attention to this one.