You better not tell me some *expletive deleted*ed up *expletive deleted*it to say.
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My uncle is affiliated with the Foursquare Church's mission programs in Brazil - well, to be fair, for a time there he was in charge of missions in Brazil... My uncle is also a completely unapologetic practical joker..... So he'd have these pastors from the US coming to visit churches in Brazil, and vice-versa. Well, he was usually the one who translated for the visiting pastors. And invariably, he'd have them ask how to say "Good morning" or some other things in Portuguese. Well, instead of teaching them to say "Bom Dia" which is "Good morning".... He'd tell them it was "bundinha".... Which means "little ass"..... Or for example, having the 60+ year old female pastor say, instead of "embaraçada" about her poor Portuguese (embarrassed), he'd say it's "engravida".... Which is pregnant.... little things like that.... :D
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