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Main Forums => The Roundtable => Topic started by: MillCreek on February 02, 2019, 04:10:36 PM
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for me, it would require all restaurants with a website or Facebook page to post a menu online.
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Word. If you already have a website, how hard is it to add the menu, which you almost certainly have in digital format for yourself?
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ban on all designer mutts.
You want buy a dog from a breeder? Buy a freeking pure bred dog from a decent breeder. You want a mutt or a rescue? Buy a freeking mutt or a rescue from an ethical shelter.
But, for the love of all that's holy, STOP BUYING THE DAMN DOODLES!!
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Could you also make it punishable by death for robo calls while you're at it.?
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Could you also make it punishable by death for robo calls while you're at it.?
^ second order of business.
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Only thing I hate more than no menu,
Is menu with no prices.
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ban on all designer mutts.
You want buy a dog from a breeder? Buy a freeking pure bred dog from a decent breeder. You want a mutt or a rescue? Buy a freeking mutt or a rescue from an ethical shelter.
But, for the love of all that's holy, STOP BUYING THE DAMN DOODLES!!
I think they do that mainly because they like to say"doodle".
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Peevus Pettus. Ban all product containers that get top-heavy as product is used.
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Peevus Pettus. Ban all product containers that get top-heavy as product is used.
Hellz yes!
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Could you also make it punishable by death for robo calls while you're at it.?
The wife and I both hate it when the phone rings while we're "at it".
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And another one for the list.
Make packages of hotdogs and hotdog buns match.
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Perhaps because I'm a computer guy: Death penalty for spammers, malware writers, and such.
All online advertising is to meet the guidelines of the ethical advertising rules for non-obtrusive ads. Popups would require paying the viewer $1 per.
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To consolidate power I would order a purge the likes of which would make Stalin himself say “Whoa, steady on there ... a bit much don’t you think?”
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Oh, and almost forget
Lock her up!
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All reality TV losers, executed.
All reality TV winners, executed.
All reality TV hosts and producers, executed.
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Have everyone that was involved with replacing Styrofoam coffee cups with paper drug out in the street and shot.
Once they're handled, anyone involved with mandating DEF or DPF on diesel engines wouldn't be long for this world either.
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Perhaps because I'm a computer guy: Death penalty for spammers, malware writers, and such.
All online advertising is to meet the guidelines of the ethical advertising rules for non-obtrusive ads. Popups would require paying the viewer $1 per.
This is an idea whose time has come. Only thing I would change would be adding whoever is behind the spam calls that keep hitting my cell phone. Been really bad the past couple of months.
Was it Williamson that wrote about terrorists hitting a spammer conference? Can't recall which book, think it was the Freehold series, but it was excellent.
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ban on all designer mutts.
You want buy a dog from a breeder? Buy a freeking pure bred dog from a decent breeder. You want a mutt or a rescue? Buy a freeking mutt or a rescue from an ethical shelter.
But, for the love of all that's holy, STOP BUYING THE DAMN DOODLES!!
Some friends of ours were spending $500 a month to power space heaters because their furnace went out and they didn’t want to spend the money to fix it but instead they spent $3000 on a goddamn doodle because it’s what the wife wanted for Christmas
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Some friends of ours were spending $500 a month to power space heaters because their furnace went out and they didn’t want to spend the money to fix it but instead they spent $3000 on a goddamn doodle because it’s what the wife wanted for Christmas
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Can do you one better. The parents of Emily's best friend wanted a new dog, a golden retriever. Katie hooked them up with a really good breeder who was willing to sell them a dog for $500. They decided that was too much. Instead they went out and spent $1000 on a bernadoodle (Bernese mountain dog x poodle) with a known health problem that cost them another couple thousand in vet bills.
Oh, and Bear is dumber than a box of rocks.
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Had to look doodle just to make sure I understood what you guys were talking about.
More of cat guy than a dog guy.
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I think they do that mainly because they like to say"doodle".
Hey, I like saying doodle as much as the next person. And I loved saying Schnoodle (those went out of fashion faster than they came in)
But this *expletive deleted*it is getting old. We now have multiple Springadoodles, Bernadoodles and Sheepadoodles, in addition to the Labradoodles and Goldadoodles that we already had. Not to mention the old standbys of Cockapoo's and Maltipoo's and some other damn Poo's.
But not one damn Pugle.
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And another one for the list.
Make packages of hotdogs and hotdog buns match.
If you run for POTUS in 2020 I will vote for you. If you have big electromagnets on helicopters to remove slow pokes from the left lane I will run your campaign.
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Hey, I like saying doodle as much as the next person. And I loved saying Schnoodle (those went out of fashion faster than they came in)
But this *expletive deleted*it is getting old. We now have multiple Springadoodles, Bernadoodles and Sheepadoodles, in addition to the Labradoodles and Goldadoodles that we already had. Not to mention the old standbys of Cockapoo's and Maltipoo's and some other damn Poo's.
But not one damn Pugle.
Can we just call their dog a mutt?
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If you run for POTUS in 2020 I will vote for you. If you have big electromagnets on helicopters to remove slow pokes from the left lane I will run your campaign.
I guess if you do it with gun ships, that will cause a traffic jam and someone would have to push them off the road.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3MR5354A7A
First, the sex thing.
The power second.
Then the money.
Revenge against all my enemies.
Fifth, for all the children of the world to hold hands and sing in harmony and world peace.
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Hey, I like saying doodle as much as the next person. And I loved saying Schnoodle (those went out of fashion faster than they came in)
But this *expletive deleted*it is getting old. We now have multiple Springadoodles, Bernadoodles and Sheepadoodles, in addition to the Labradoodles and Goldadoodles that we already had. Not to mention the old standbys of Cockapoo's and Maltipoo's and some other damn Poo's.
But not one damn Pugle.
Dozer is half golden retriever and half Lab. I don't even know if there is some fancy name for that, I just call him a mutt, and it doesn't hurt his feelings.
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A maximum limit of three words to describe how you want your coffee. No more Gettysburg Address length descriptions of how you want your coffee.
And on a related note
All cup sizes will be labeled Small, Medium, Large. No more of this Tall, Grande, and Vinte BS
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We've got a labradoodle, but we got him as a 2 year old dog. We found him in the local classifieds in the "we need our pets gone" section. He's a pretty good dog - I'm all for rescuing a mutt, especially if he doesn't trust my allergies. And that's what he is - no designer fur on this dog. But he's a sweetheart, even if he does steal food.
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A maximum limit of three words to describe how you want your coffee. No more Gettysburg Address length descriptions of how you want your coffee.
And on a related note
All cup sizes will be labeled Small, Medium, Large. No more of this Tall, Grande, and Vinte BS
On the other side, how about people at fast food places who stand there and block access to straws and napkins and condiments while they spend 5 minutes mixing up their coffee.
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...Cockapoo's...
IMHO, should be "Cockadoodles."
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A maximum limit of three words to describe how you want your coffee. No more Gettysburg Address length descriptions of how you want your coffee.
And on a related note
All cup sizes will be labeled Small, Medium, Large. No more of this Tall, Grande, and Vinte BS
And small should be small, medium should be medium, etc. No more selling Big Gulp cups as "small," and 55-gallon drums as "medium."
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All cup sizes will be labeled Small, Medium, Large. No more of this Tall, Grande, and Vinte BS
Pretentiousness fail: It's "Venti".
No coffee for you. You go now.
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And shall not be infringed shall mean SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!
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Pretentiousness fail: It's "Venti".
No coffee for you. You go now.
And take care of the spelling Nazis :P
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Pretentiousness fail: It's "Venti".
No coffee for you. You go now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xi9BRgjvOlk
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And take care of the spelling Nazis :P
=D :rofl:
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Hey, I like saying doodle as much as the next person. And I loved saying Schnoodle (those went out of fashion faster than they came in)
But this *expletive deleted*it is getting old. We now have multiple Springadoodles, Bernadoodles and Sheepadoodles, in addition to the Labradoodles and Goldadoodles that we already had. Not to mention the old standbys of Cockapoo's and Maltipoo's and some other damn Poo's.
But not one damn Pugle.
We have a pugle: Cute as a button, wife got him from the humane society for my birthday a few years ago.
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Lawyers may not charge by the hour, but rather by the job. Should speed up the court process, and also reduce the number of frivolous motions. And, loser of any civil suit must pay half of the winner's attorney fees. That should reduce frivolous lawsuits.
No more preloaded apps on a smart phone which cannot be removed by the end user.
Members of the military/veterans, their immediate families, and all members of Congress and their immediate families shall all use the new MilCon Healthcare System. Watch how fast the VA issues get eliminated.
People who adopt dogs/cats from shelters or legit rescue groups are exempted from licensing fees.
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And take care of the spelling Nazis :P
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Wow. Some of you need to have a drink and lighten up. Or maybe sober up. Hard to tell.
The rest of you heathens need to get elected.
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ban on all designer mutts.
You want buy a dog from a breeder? Buy a freeking pure bred dog from a decent breeder. You want a mutt or a rescue? Buy a freeking mutt or a rescue from an ethical shelter.
But, for the love of all that's holy, STOP BUYING THE DAMN DOODLES!!
Aren't the "pure bred" dogs mostly designer mutts anyway?
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Y'all argue about your mutts, put me in charge and there's gonna be real change. Public execution for all reality TV cast. Well, except for Gordon Ramsay. I like him. He can be the executioner and later my ambassador.
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On the other side, how about people at fast food places who stand there and block access to straws and napkins and condiments while they spend 5 minutes mixing up their coffee.
Together with the mental midgets who FILL a large drink cup with ice ... and then dump three-quarters of the ice so they can put some beverage into their cup. And then spent fifteen minutes hemming and hawing over which flavor they want today, totally ignoring the fact that there are six people lined up behind them, waiting for access to the machine.
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No more preloaded apps on a smart phone which cannot be removed by the end user.
^^^ THIS!!!
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Together with the mental midgets who FILL a large drink cup with ice ... and then dump three-quarters of the ice so they can put some beverage into their cup. And then spent fifteen minutes hemming and hawing over which flavor they want today, totally ignoring the fact that there are six people lined up behind them, waiting for access to the machine.
On the ice, in fairness, some of those ice machines are crap. More often than not, I either end up with a few dinky cubes or a 3/4 full cup. It's easier to just take more and dump the excess, since if I keep giving little taps, I'm gonna end up with too much anyway.
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Lots of good ideas here, from menus to robocalls.
Lawyers may not charge by the hour, but rather by the job. Should speed up the court process, and also reduce the number of frivolous motions. And, loser loser's lawyer of any civil suit must pay half of the winner's attorney fees. That should reduce frivolous lawsuits.
FIFY.
Also, every judge issuing a ruling on any matter whatsoever must quote the exact law he is applying and explicitly explain how and why it applies.
Customer service lines for US companies will be staffed with people who speak English - no more automated menus that require the customer to wade through a choice tree pressing different buttons repeatedly.
Most malum prohibitum laws to be abolished. Example: In some places, selling beer to an adult on Sunday at 11:59 AM is a crime, but doing so at 12:01 PM is not.
In consideration of the above . . . using a foreign language (e.g., Latin) in the US legal system will be abolished.
And of course, NFA '34, GCA '68 - repealed in their entirety.
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Aren't the "pure bred" dogs mostly designer mutts anyway?
Uhhh... No.
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Uhhh... No.
Depends on how far back you want to go. The real answer is yes.
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As HankB perspicaciously said,
"In consideration of the above . . . using a foreign language (e.g., Latin) in the US legal system will be abolished."
Yes. Pretentious bullshit. Like the wigs in British courts. And like black robes for the judges, 'cept they make concealing their weaponry simpler. >:D :rofl: :old:
Terry, 230RN
REF:
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/05/14/article-1278391-09930F08000005DC-215_634x508.jpg)
:facepalm: :rofl:
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I thought the wigs were just the Brit version of cunning hats, since the Brits haven't mastered central heating yet . . .
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It’s a small but irritating aspect of CCW: I would declare that the US Post office is no longer a gun-free zone.
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All vehicle ads must have price, used vehicles have to include odometer. Violators will be imprisoned in a AMC Gremlin in the town square for no less than 30 days in the town square of their town of business. This include private party advertisements, such as classifieds, online or print.
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I thought the wigs were just the Brit version of cunning hats, since the Brits haven't mastered central heating yet . . .
*snerk*
More seriously, I've always figured that the funny and elaborate uniform is to somewhat conceal the man while emphasising the office. You aren't pissed at Joe X, you're pissed at "the judge", who you might not even recognize on the street in civilian clothing.
By the same token, in the court you aren't arguing with the person so much as at the office, and that is a higher bar.
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Depends on how far back you want to go. The real answer is yes.
Well, my dogs breed was established before the bible was written and actually mentioned in it. So a sightawolf? (Early sighthounds crossed with the asiatic wolf)
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Quote from: fistful on Today at 08:19:38 AM
Aren't the "pure bred" dogs mostly designer mutts anyway?
Uhhh... No.
Quote from: Hawkmoon on Today at 11:52:15 AM
Depends on how far back you want to go. The real answer is yes.
Well, my dog's breed was established before the bible was written and actually mentioned in it. So a sightawolf? (Early sighthounds crossed with the asiatic wolf)
I'm not clear on what you're saying there. Sounds like you're reinforcing Hawkmoon's point.
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What am I not understanding?
Terry
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I'm not clear on what you're saying there. Sounds like you're reinforcing Hawkmoon's point.
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What am I not understanding?
Terry
Just going with the flow since I really don't want to get into it, but I still feel the need to say something.
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OK. Let it go then.
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Not the Gremlin, those bodies were great as Dirt Modifieds for YEARS, get something from AMC that was TRULY heinous, a Pacer!
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Not the Gremlin, those bodies were great as Dirt Modifieds for YEARS, get something from AMC that was TRULY heinous, a Pacer!
How about a fully fueled Pinto?
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My first car was a 1974 Gremlin X. It was great for hauling a lot of stuff and got good mileage for it’s time. The electrical system sucked. At least I could be sure that my girlfriend loved me and not just my car. (We’re still together after 37 years of marriage.) Of course, she drove a Chevette, which I usually called the Shitvette.
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An inescapable island purgatory would established for mandatory, permanent exile of all SJW types and idiot socialists. They would be allowed to set up whatever government their black little hearts desired. Pay-per-view of the inevitable chaos and stupidities would make billions.
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My first car was a 1974 Gremlin X. It was great for hauling a lot of stuff and got good mileage for it’s time. The electrical system sucked. At least I could be sure that my girlfriend loved me and not just my car. (We’re still together after 37 years of marriage.) Of course, she drove a Chevette, which I usually called the Shitvette.
I have seen a chevette frozen up, run that way until the motor locked up, start up again once thawed and keep on like nothing happened. That little four banger was near indestructible.
Shitty cars reminds me that I want a Subaru 360. Probably have to re motor it.
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As Emperor, I would establish games on a small, remote island in the Aleutians.
On one side of the island, I would drop off KKK types, Aryan Nations members, political skinheads, and neo-Nazis.
On the other side of the island, I would drop off an equal number of Black Panthers and other black gang members, Farrakhan followers, Colin Kapernick, and everyone who voted for Maxine Waters or Sheila Jackson Lee.
I'd scatter medieval weapons around the place, and provide limited facilities for food and shelter . . . put armored cameras everywhere . . . and let both groups settle their differences on 4K tv.
Probably would charge a modest pay per view fee.
>:D
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Like the wigs in British courts. And like black robes for the judges, 'cept they make concealing their weaponry simpler. >:D :rofl: :old:
Terry, 230RN
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(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/05/14/article-1278391-09930F08000005DC-215_634x508.jpg)
:facepalm: :rofl:
I only get worried when they put the black napkin on their noggins.
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Dispatch SEAL team six to Bloomberg's house.
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Dispatch SEAL team six to Bloomberg's house.
Worst thing you can do to such people is take all their money, power, and yes people away and make them clean gas station toilets. They get a certain % of their money back after 5 years and good performance reviews and then more at 10 years. A bad performance reviews adds years.