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Title: What caliber for rabid beaver?
Post by: MillCreek on August 10, 2018, 09:45:47 PM

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/man-kayaking-rabid-beaver_us_5b6de6c1e4b0530743c9d305

It is a trick question, you use rocks and a stick to the head.

Title: Re: What caliber for rabid beaver?
Post by: Hawkmoon on August 10, 2018, 10:42:55 PM

I can't help thinking that a .38 Super to the brain would have been a lot faster.

Title: Re: What caliber for rabid beaver?
Post by: French G. on August 10, 2018, 11:10:30 PM

Tickle his chin and give him a pinch.

Title: Re: What caliber for rabid beaver?
Post by: Phyphor on August 11, 2018, 12:01:16 AM

Well, for my ex, a 120mm cannon loaded with canister shot....

Wait, you meant the OTHER kind of beaver....


Um... .22?

Title: Re: What caliber for rabid beaver?
Post by: Scout26 on August 11, 2018, 01:29:07 AM

A chilled Chardonnay and a diamond tennis bracelet ?


Wait, that's for Cougar....

Title: Re: What caliber for rabid beaver?
Post by: Doggy Daddy on August 11, 2018, 02:37:54 PM

Quote from: Amy Schumer on August 11, 2018, 01:29:07 AM

A chilled Chardonnay and a diamond tennis bracelet ?


Wait, that's for Cougar....

Diamond tennis bracelet??  Cougar better have a damn fine pelt!

Title: Re: What caliber for rabid beaver?
Post by: HeroHog on August 12, 2018, 12:22:53 AM

Brazilian Beaver is hypoallergenic though...

(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fherohog.com%2Fimages%2FHumor%2Fshaving-the-beaver.jpg&hash=29e10211f436bc256cbceb3496b57ff3b08467b4)  :old:

Title: Re: What caliber for rabid beaver?
Post by: grampster on August 12, 2018, 09:38:38 AM

Odd to run into a nymphomaniac while canoeing.