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news you can use (spider content)
« on: April 08, 2013, 04:23:39 AM »
http://www.theadrenalist.com/adventure/poisonous-animal-bite-survival-guide/?utm_source=taboola

With the exception of jellyfish I am pretty sure I will not be encountering any of these killers except through a window of their cage at the zoo.

But it's still nice to know what to do (besides shriek like a little girl and run) should one of them break free.

stay safe.
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« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2013, 05:15:48 AM »
The real survival strategy is don't vacation in Australia, that should reduce your risk of being killed greatly. That is a continent of extremely unsociable organisms.
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« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2013, 06:27:45 AM »
Quote from: French G. on April 08, 2013, 05:15:48 AM
The real survival strategy is don't vacation in Australia, that should reduce your risk of being killed greatly. That is a continent of extremely unsociable organisms.
There is much truth and wisdom in this philosophy.

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« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2013, 12:25:32 PM »
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That is a continent of extremely unsociable organisms.

Funny.  But I don't think DeSelby is gonna appreciate that.
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« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2013, 12:57:15 PM »
Quote from: French G. on April 08, 2013, 05:15:48 AM
The real survival strategy is don't vacation in Australia, that should reduce your risk of being killed greatly. That is a continent of extremely unsociable organisms.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Shrikethrush

Even birds in that neighborhood can be poisonous.
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