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He seemed pretty rational to me. Pissed off for sure and I believe that's where the ranting comes from. Probably good for him to get it out. Anyhoo, so yea, without some kind of help on stage I can see him starting to suck and get old in about 30 minutes but with Ross there busting his balls for him it moves along a little better. He lost "Goddess Brie" to homesickness so we only got to see Goddess Natty (I think) for a few fleeting moments while she bounced around the stage in a little school girl outfit and threw T shirts into the crowd. Skinny teeny little thing. Then poof she was gone. Then he let 10 people get up on the stage to each ask a question, one guy was about 8' tall and Ross says to him, "Look at you, you must have an
enormous ****!" The guy says, "Yes I do! See that size 16 shoe? And ladies, I'm
available!" The women went wild.
Then there was this dude from a local tattoo shop with all the piercings and the big in the lobe ear hoop thingies. They had a wide shot out on him at first but then the camera zoomed in right on his face where you could see all the wierd stuff this dude had going on and the whole crowd gasped almost simultaneously. That is one ugly dude to start with and none of all that creepy stuff was helping him a bit.
Some drunk old broad with big knockers got up there and started doing cartwheels on the stage. They kind of shooed her off. But then the last one was this obviously drunk chick who bared her breasts to 3500 people and asked Charlie to sign them. Understand, they had a camera on them the whole time being viewed on an enormous screen in the background so this girl's ta-tas were about as big as cars up there. The whole place went beserk. Setups? Possibly. The chick was definitely juiced though.
He got a standing O when he walked off. Not from me of course cause I'm too lazy for that stuff but the friggin people absolutely loved him.
About 20 minutes in some guy yells, "When's the show going to start?" The crowd starts booing whoever it was. Charlie says, "What show? I didn't advertise anything about a show. You people are all here just to see ME!" Again, roars from the crowd.
All in all I'd call it a cross between Springer and an Evangelical revival service. I sure as hell wouldn't have paid the $110 for the nosebleed seats I had but for free, I'd call it a hoot. It wasn't a sellout but the place was pretty full.