I find the suspiciously ethnically diverse group of middle-aged men having a spontaneous jam-session to sing "Viva Viagra" the most loathsome of the bunch.
Maybe what we need next is the opposite pill. Have a commercial of a freshman boy trying to concentrate in school, glancing over at an upper-class cheerleader in a tight sweater in the row next to him, and tugging at his pants in obvious discomfort.
They can call it Flaccidex....