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Does it Come With Footies Attached?
« on: January 14, 2011, 10:38:14 AM »
I hereby present to you <drum roll>

Forever Lazy!

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For the people who believe that readjusting the Snuggie when you move from the Barcolounger to the mobility scooter is too much work, comes the Forever Lazy, described as :”the one piece, lie around, lounge around, full body lazy wear!”

http://pajamasmedia.com/instapundit/113142/
http://shoeblogs.com/2011/01/13/forever-lazy/

I'm not making this up.

This is for folks who think sweat pants & a sweat shirt are too much trouble.  This si for folks who think installing a beer fridge and a toilet in a recliner is a good idea.
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Re: Does it Come With Footies Attached?
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2011, 10:41:47 AM »
It has zippered hatches!   :O
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Re: Does it Come With Footies Attached?
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2011, 10:52:26 AM »
Does it come with a supply of adult diapers too?
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Re: Does it Come With Footies Attached?
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2011, 10:56:55 AM »
It's just a red union suit (albeit not red) with zippers instead of buttons.
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Re: Does it Come With Footies Attached?
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2011, 11:12:06 AM »
Easier yet to just run around the house naked  :P
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Re: Does it Come With Footies Attached?
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2011, 11:18:31 AM »
Maybe Star Trek got it right with the jumpsuits. If this is the natural evolution, then in 100 years, we'll all be wearing high tech jumpsuits with built-in heating, cooling, and waste disposal.

I'm waiting for the invention of worm-hole toilets where the waste automatically is transferred to some remote location in outer space. Just don't drop your car keys in there!
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Re: Does it Come With Footies Attached?
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2011, 11:34:01 AM »
Quote from: Racehorse on January 14, 2011, 11:18:31 AM
Maybe Star Trek got it right with the jumpsuits. If this is the natural evolution, then in 100 years, we'll all be wearing high tech jumpsuits with built-in heating, cooling, and waste disposal.

I'm waiting for the invention of worm-hole toilets where the waste automatically is transferred to some remote location in outer space. Just don't drop your car keys in there!

Yeah, um, just be sure the aliens at the other end of that wormhole don't have better weapons than you!!!!! :facepalm: [tinfoil] [popcorn] [popcorn] :O
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Re: Does it Come With Footies Attached?
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2011, 11:35:14 AM »
Quote from: TommyGunn on January 14, 2011, 11:34:01 AM
Yeah, um, just be sure the aliens at the other end of that wormhole don't have better weapons than you!!!!! :facepalm: [tinfoil] [popcorn] [popcorn] :O

Or bigger droppings.  :O [barf]
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Re: Does it Come With Footies Attached?
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2011, 11:38:56 AM »
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Yeah, um, just be sure the aliens at the other end of that wormhole don't have better weapons than you!!!!!
Why does a wormhole always need to open up in space? There's no physical reason why it can't be opened to send waste to george Soro's house.
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Re: Does it Come With Footies Attached?
« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2011, 11:54:32 AM »
Quote from: brimic on January 14, 2011, 11:38:56 AM
Why does a wormhole always need to open up in space? There's no physical reason why it can't be opened to send waste to george Soro's house.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Does it Come With Footies Attached?
« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2011, 12:39:30 PM »
Velour jump suits.  The "Shoppers of Wal-Mart" photos will be teh laff.

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Re: Does it Come With Footies Attached?
« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2011, 12:59:37 PM »
Whattttt?  No camo?????
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Re: Does it Come With Footies Attached?
« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2011, 06:27:20 PM »
I still cannot get used to seeing people wear pajamas in public.  Grown men, at Safeway, wearing flannel pajama bottoms. Huh.
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Re: Does it Come With Footies Attached?
« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2011, 06:33:40 PM »
Quote from: MillCreek on January 14, 2011, 06:27:20 PM
I still cannot get used to seeing people wear pajamas in public.  Grown men, at Safeway, wearing flannel pajama bottoms. Huh.
Pretend they're golf pants.
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Re: Does it Come With Footies Attached?
« Reply #14 on: January 14, 2011, 06:38:43 PM »
Quote from: Brad Johnson on January 14, 2011, 12:39:30 PM
Velour jump suits.  The "Shoppers of Wal-Mart" photos will be teh laff.

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Re: Does it Come With Footies Attached?
« Reply #15 on: January 14, 2011, 06:40:27 PM »
This is awesome.
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Re: Does it Come With Footies Attached?
« Reply #16 on: January 14, 2011, 07:51:20 PM »
Quote from: brimic on January 14, 2011, 11:38:56 AM
Why does a wormhole always need to open up in space? There's no physical reason why it can't be opened to send waste to george Soro's house.
or his refrigerator. :angel:
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Re: Does it Come With Footies Attached?
« Reply #17 on: January 14, 2011, 08:51:47 PM »
This is the perfect birthday gift for my waste-of-life ex-wife.  Unfortunately she wouldn't get the message, so I won't bother.   :lol:
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Re: Does it Come With Footies Attached?
« Reply #18 on: January 14, 2011, 08:57:40 PM »
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Re: Does it Come With Footies Attached?
« Reply #19 on: January 14, 2011, 09:32:26 PM »
Best. Patch. Ever.
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Re: Does it Come With Footies Attached?
« Reply #20 on: January 15, 2011, 01:48:49 AM »
So given the fact that snuggies are worn - on duty, no less - by the soldiers who wield the most fearse ome weapons in the universe, does that make snuggies tactical? Or Strategic?
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Re: Does it Come With Footies Attached?
« Reply #21 on: January 15, 2011, 07:26:38 AM »
I wear pj pants in public! But no boring plain plaid, mine are fun. I get away with it though since I'm a twenty something girl.  :-*
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Re: Does it Come With Footies Attached?
« Reply #22 on: January 15, 2011, 10:45:56 AM »
Quote from: MicroBalrog on January 15, 2011, 01:48:49 AM
So given the fact that snuggies are worn - on duty, no less - by the soldiers who wield the most fearse ome weapons in the universe, does that make snuggies tactical? Or Strategic?

Tacticool.  Tactijammies.

Strategic.  StrategiSnuggy.

Same thing.  =D

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Re: Does it Come With Footies Attached?
« Reply #23 on: January 15, 2011, 01:17:32 PM »
Quote from: MillCreek on January 14, 2011, 06:27:20 PM
I still cannot get used to seeing people wear pajamas in public.  Grown men, at Safeway, wearing flannel pajama bottoms. Huh.

Sweat pants, PJs. Same-same.
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