Ayotunde Pahlavi-Sri
Would prefer "Rock Steeltimber" for my radio name.
Or maybe "Dr. Reichardt Eisenfaust-Hochenberg."
Add PhD, MD, LlD, "Sir," as appropriate.
The program is an amusing mockery of the occasionally high pretenterationness of the public radio format.
Sir Tamarius Webber-Yassin, PhD, 230RN