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Re: Babylon Bee predicted this
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2021, 09:02:24 PM »
Unbelievable.  ;/
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Re: Babylon Bee predicted this
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2021, 09:15:14 PM »
Nobel Mostly Peaceful Prize.
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Re: Babylon Bee predicted this
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2021, 09:28:33 PM »
Nobel Fiery But Mostly Peaceful Prize.

FTFY.

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Re: Babylon Bee predicted this
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2021, 09:45:23 PM »
And they'll riot and burn your city down if they don't get their peace prize.

Has the religion of peace gotten a peace prize yet?
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Re: Babylon Bee predicted this
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2021, 11:24:18 PM »
I guess in Swedish, Burn Loot Murder = Peace
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Re: Babylon Bee predicted this
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2021, 09:53:35 AM »
When does Biden get his?  By this time in office, Obama already was a winner.
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Re: Babylon Bee predicted this
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2021, 09:56:09 AM »
I guess in Swedish, Burn Loot Murder = Peace

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Re: Babylon Bee predicted this
« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2021, 09:57:00 AM »
When does Biden get his?  By this time in office, Obama already was a winner.

And the greater president ever
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Re: Babylon Bee predicted this
« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2021, 09:59:03 AM »
And they'll riot and burn your city down if they don't get their peace prize.

They'll riot and burn your city down regardless.
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Re: Babylon Bee predicted this
« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2021, 10:01:11 AM »
They'll riot and burn your city down regardless.

Because each member of BLM should get $1 million, and if they don't....
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Re: Babylon Bee predicted this
« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2021, 10:01:29 AM »
They'll riot and burn your city down regardless.

Peacefully of course
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