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Somali Pirates 3: We're Out of a Job
« on: October 09, 2008, 06:16:39 PM »
Apparently NATO has decided to send ships to stop Somali pirate attacks in the near future. DANG IT!!!.  We're out of a job.

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NATO agreed Thursday to send ships soon to protect vessels off Somalia's coast as bandits holding a Ukrainian ship laden with weapons softened their ransom demands in response to mounting international pressure.

from here:
http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/africa/10/09/somalia.pirates.nato.ships.ap/index.html

We can still dream. I'm sure we can find another use for the SS APS.  =)

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Re: Somali Pirates 3: We're Out of a Job
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2008, 06:18:24 PM »
It's NATO. We're not out of a job yet...
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Re: Somali Pirates 3: We're Out of a Job
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2008, 01:53:15 AM »
No we're not.

We're smarter than the average Somali pirate.

We simply get a few of Jamis Jockey's boating friends to flash their barely bikini clad boobs at the NATO crews, and we can take whatever we want.
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Re: Somali Pirates 3: We're Out of a Job
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2008, 02:20:29 AM »
They are somewhat distracting, aren't they?   :O

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Re: Somali Pirates 3: We're Out of a Job
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2008, 06:36:52 AM »
Did you say something Gew?

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Re: Somali Pirates 3: We're Out of a Job
« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2008, 06:37:38 AM »
 :O
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Re: Somali Pirates 3: We're Out of a Job
« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2008, 06:54:59 AM »
If that's a picture of pirates then hoist the Jolly Roger and make sail.  :O
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Re: Somali Pirates 3: We're Out of a Job
« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2008, 07:48:25 AM »
Chris, you're waving the nuclear ban schwerk around so much it looks like you're conducting a symphony!

Oh...

You're... not... waving... it.

Gross, dude!
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Re: Somali Pirates 3: We're Out of a Job
« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2008, 07:54:56 AM »
 :lol:
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Re: Somali Pirates 3: We're Out of a Job
« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2008, 11:18:50 AM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on October 10, 2008, 01:53:15 AM

We simply get a few of Jamis Jockey's boating friends to flash their barely bikini clad boobs at the NATO crews, and we can take whatever we want.

Considering the proviclations of many European nations, we may have to have Jamis flash his, too....

BTW, I volunteer to work on the submarine....no windows....
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Re: Somali Pirates 3: We're Out of a Job
« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2008, 11:25:04 AM »
Quote from: Gewehr98 on October 10, 2008, 02:20:29 AM
They are somewhat distracting, aren't they?   :O




I want to be on that party ship, yo.

Jamis, help a brother out!



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Re: Somali Pirates 3: We're Out of a Job
« Reply #11 on: October 10, 2008, 12:33:19 PM »
Quote from: Avenger29 on October 10, 2008, 11:25:04 AM

I want to be on that party ship, yo.

Jamis, help a brother out!





Gratuitious reason to repost that pic.....

Send him a PM and ask if he a needs a helper (...The Mate was a mightly sailin' man.  The Skipper, brave and sure.  Five passengers set out that day for a three hour tour.....) :lol:
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Re: Somali Pirates 3: We're Out of a Job
« Reply #12 on: October 10, 2008, 01:08:27 PM »
Quote from: scout26 on October 10, 2008, 12:33:19 PM
Gratuitious reason to repost that pic.....

Send him a PM and ask if he a needs a helper (...The Mate was a mightly sailin' man.  The Skipper, brave and sure.  Five passengers set out that day for a three hour tour.....) :lol:

Sounds like the makins of a good p0rno.....
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Re: Somali Pirates 3: We're Out of a Job
« Reply #13 on: October 10, 2008, 07:38:06 PM »
That sailorette on the right is almost out of uniform  :cool:
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Re: Somali Pirates 3: We're Out of a Job
« Reply #14 on: October 11, 2008, 12:22:54 AM »
Quote from: Tallpine on October 10, 2008, 07:38:06 PM
That sailorette on the right is almost out of her uniform  :cool:

Fixed it for you ...
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Re: Somali Pirates 3: We're Out of a Job
« Reply #15 on: October 11, 2008, 03:50:09 AM »
Now if the rest of the pirates of the world can be eliminated............
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Re: Somali Pirates 3: We're Out of a Job
« Reply #16 on: October 11, 2008, 03:58:36 AM »
I foresee the pirates taking the NATO guys hostage. It's not that's never happened before... oh wait a minute.
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