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Jamie B

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Meanwhile, in L.A....
« on: January 17, 2012, 07:33:54 AM »

LA considers requiring porn stars use condoms

http://news.yahoo.com/la-considers-requiring-porn-stars-condoms-084255343.html

You have to wonder how the city council sets their priorities....

And:

Police: woman offered sexual favors in exchange for McNuggets

http://www.burbankleader.com/the818now/tn-818-0116-police-woman-offered-sexual-favors-in-exchange-for-mcnuggets,0,7466911.story

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A Los Angeles woman was arrested after she offered sexual favors in exchange for chicken McNuggets, Burbank police said.

Factor in their insane gun laws, their inability to control spending, and rampant crime, and I thank God that the odds of me having to move to LA is slim to none!
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Re: Meanwhile, in L.A....
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2012, 07:42:59 AM »
IDK.... Apparently they get better McNuggets over there.
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Re: Meanwhile, in L.A....
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2012, 09:14:59 AM »
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Instead, the group calls for consistent testing of actors for sexually transmitted diseases. It says there have been no confirmed cases of HIV in the porn industry in five years.
O rly?
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Re: Meanwhile, in L.A....
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2012, 11:29:21 AM »
Quote from: dogmush on January 17, 2012, 07:42:59 AM
IDK.... Apparently they get better McNuggets over there.

You can get BJs anywhere, but a good McNugget is hard to find.
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Re: Meanwhile, in L.A....
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2012, 11:33:50 AM »
Quote from: MillCreek on January 17, 2012, 11:29:21 AM
You can get BJs anywhere, but a good McNugget is hard to find.

Where is this magic land of abundant BJs?

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Re: Meanwhile, in L.A....
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2012, 11:36:31 AM »
Chicken McNuggets!?!

Some people will put anything in their mouth!

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Re: Meanwhile, in L.A....
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2012, 12:15:43 PM »
Quote from: Doggy Daddy on January 17, 2012, 11:36:31 AM
Chicken McNuggets!?!
Some people will put anything in their mouth!

DD

Or, there are many things I'd rather put in my mouth.
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Re: Meanwhile, in L.A....
« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2012, 12:31:16 PM »
Quote from: JamisJockey on January 17, 2012, 12:15:43 PM
Or, there are many things I'd rather put in my mouth.
Here comes the pitch!
Thrown by a dimwitted pitcher,
Who has really bad eyesight,
With a cotton candy girly-girl's arm,
With very puny, sweaty pincer fingers.
It's a slow ball, perfect for a set-up hit.
Holding back..............
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Re: Meanwhile, in L.A....
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2012, 12:38:48 PM »
Quote from: JamisJockey on January 17, 2012, 12:15:43 PM
Or, there are many things I'd rather put in my mouth.

Quote from: Jamie B on January 17, 2012, 12:31:16 PM
Here comes the pitch!
Thrown by a dimwitted pitcher,
Who has really bad eyesight,
With a cotton candy girly-girl's arm,
With very puny, sweaty pincer fingers.
It's a slow ball, perfect for a set-up hit.
Holding back..............


What is taking you so long?  Runners took off with the pitch.
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Re: Meanwhile, in L.A....
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2012, 09:55:50 PM »
Quote from: wmenorr67 on January 17, 2012, 12:38:48 PM
What is taking you so long?  Runners took off with the pitch.

....and Jamis is working the long fly down the middle....
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Re: Meanwhile, in L.A....
« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2012, 07:47:48 AM »
Quote from: JamisJockey on January 17, 2012, 12:15:43 PM
Or, there are many things I'd rather put in my mouth.
Anything but your foot, eh?  =D
(Toned it down)
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Re: Meanwhile, in L.A....
« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2012, 03:08:44 PM »
Quote from: seeker_two on January 17, 2012, 09:55:50 PM
....and Jamis is working the long fly down the middle....

Seeker for the win.
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Re: Meanwhile, in L.A....
« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2012, 05:56:13 PM »
So ... they gonna hire CEO (Condom Enforcement Officers) to stand there and watch while the movies are being filmed ... ???

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Re: Meanwhile, in L.A....
« Reply #13 on: January 18, 2012, 07:34:39 PM »
If you want to get something, you need to know who to blow:

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Re: Meanwhile, in L.A....
« Reply #14 on: January 18, 2012, 07:57:00 PM »
Most the dirty things you pervies are imagining probably taste better than mcnuggets.   [barf]

Quote from: Tallpine on January 18, 2012, 05:56:13 PM
So ... they gonna hire CEO (Condom Enforcement Officers) to stand there and watch while the movies are being filmed ... ???

 :police:

Actually, they will merely drive the multi billion dollar industry out of the state.  Vegas could sure use a cash infusion about now....
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Re: Meanwhile, in L.A....
« Reply #15 on: January 18, 2012, 09:17:22 PM »
Quote from: JamisJockey on January 18, 2012, 07:57:00 PM
Most the dirty things you pervies are imagining probably taste better than mcnuggets.   [barf]

Actually, they will merely drive the multi billion dollar industry out of the state.  Vegas could sure use a cash infusion about now....
Oh ye of little faith..... =D
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