Adventures with toilets

[Guest]

Next Time...
Preacherman has a major shopping need, he needs the APS Folks to show up.



Folks trying out matresses, sitting in recliners making them go and down, rocking them...

Turning on and off every lamp in the lamp store...

Trying out every display of doors, screen doors, doorbells...

Tools...oh we most likely run every battery pack down...

Appliances...I think Larry will fit in large capacity dryer...
.
.
.
.
etc.

Way I figure it - Preacherman will not only get free delivery and set up,  Sales folks pay HIM  to take whatever he came in to buy if he just get his "friends" out the damn store.

Need a place with a escalator, alway wondered if them things would carry a set of box springs  upstairs with people on 'em. Course the fun part is going to see if coming back down one can get enough momentum to slide over to the Electronics Dept.

"Coming Thru...!!"

[Guest]

I say we all pile over to Preacher's to give it a test drive...

B.Y.O.B. - Bring your own bran!

[mtnbkr]

SM, you've seen me shop, haven't you?

I drive my wife insane when we hit the toy isle at Wallyworld.  If they didn't want you to play with all of the Chicken Dance Elmos, why did they put batteries in all of them.

Chris

[grampster]

Steve,  
I'm getting a visual similar to the cell phone ad for verizon: "Do you have a Network?"   Have you seen that one?  The good Padre walking around with this huge crowd tailing behind him....heh heh...especially since most of us are armed. heh heh.

[Guest]

I am sure of either of two responses by Oleg

1) "Crazy Americans!"
2) "COOL! When we going to check out a Photography Place?"  

Some may remember the child of some friends whom shared with Sunday School teacher she needed to get some WD40. When asked why by Sunday School Teacher " Mommie and Daddy's bed squeaks at night".

Another couple shares the Joys of taking their kids furniture shopping. Forget the dressers and lamp tables - the kids were "just right here" one second ago...

"Yeah, these beds are neat!"



"These don't squeak  like the our parents...".



Salesperson (trying to hide grin) says "So are you kids shopping for parents or are they in the store today?"

Parents - " Honey if we run out the side door real fast, noone will ever know...."

"MoooOOm , DaaAAD- we are over Here"

"That is our parents over there...".

"Busted"

[Preacherman]

At last, the new furnace and bits and pieces are installed, and I've got a well-warmed house once more.  Expensive, but worth it.

sm, remind me never, ever to go shopping with you...

[P95Carry]

Glad things are coming together Peter.  Let me award you top comment for late 2005 - with -
`
`

"But they're so yesterday!"

"Yes, and so was my last bowel movement, which is why I want one of these today!"

`
:D

[Guest]

Preacherman,

You are one to talk!  *smirk*
Oh I have heard thru the grapevine how you are when shopping.

Remember I was the one being ignored at the Restuarant with you.

Folsk - This guy has all the gals drooling over him - "don't I know you" they say...sheesh.

Don't let Preacherman fool you folks, I mean "Who" is the one around here with the reputation for Puns?

I rest my case.


Still sorry you had to go thru all this hassle and expense.

Sending my best my friend,

Steve