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5,000 Naked Kenyans
« on: July 15, 2015, 04:56:32 PM »
http://allafrica.com/stories/201507141281.html

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"The procession shall be carried out by approximately 5,000 totally naked men and women to protest over Obama's open and aggressive support for homosexuality," Kidala said in a letter to the county commander on Monday.

"In fact our party has a network of prostitutes in Nairobi, Nakuru and other counties. This is where we shall get all these people whose number we expect to increase," he told the Star on phone.

He said the prostitutes agreed to participate free of charge since they will lose customers if homosexuality is legalised.


How many naked Kenyans does it take to protest the Obama? That many of them, apparently.
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Re: 5,000 Naked Kenyans
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2015, 05:16:51 PM »
It's good to know that they are standing up for what is right  =)
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Re: 5,000 Naked Kenyans
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2015, 05:42:57 PM »
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He said the prostitutes agreed to participate free of charge since they will lose customers if homosexuality is legalised.


???   ???

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Re: 5,000 Naked Kenyans
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2015, 05:59:13 PM »
Quote from: MechAg94 on July 15, 2015, 05:42:57 PM
???   ???




I guess they're paid to keep quiet.
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Re: 5,000 Naked Kenyans
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2015, 07:41:14 PM »
Quote from: MechAg94 on July 15, 2015, 05:42:57 PM
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He said the prostitutes agreed to participate free of charge since they will lose customers if homosexuality is legalised.
???   ???

Screw that  - Anybody want to explain this to me?
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"In fact our party has a network of prostitutes in Nairobi, Nakuru and other counties. This is where we shall get all these people whose number we expect to increase," he told the Star on phone.
??? ???

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Re: 5,000 Naked Kenyans
« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2015, 08:56:05 PM »
Looks like the Kenyans have some skin in the game.
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Re: 5,000 Naked Kenyans
« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2015, 09:36:30 PM »
Quote from: roo_ster on July 15, 2015, 08:56:05 PM
Looks like the Kenyans have some skin in the game.

Wait till you hear the breast of the story.  =)
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« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2015, 11:28:03 PM »
Even obama's own people don't like him,.
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Re: 5,000 Naked Kenyans
« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2015, 10:56:44 AM »
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Re: 5,000 Naked Kenyans
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2015, 01:30:25 PM »
Could always be worse, e.g. 5,000 naked Kanyes.
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« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2015, 01:32:21 PM »
Quote from: SADShooter on July 17, 2015, 01:30:25 PM
Could always be worse, e.g. 5,000 naked Kanyes.

Dude you had to go there?  ??? ???
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Re: 5,000 Naked Kenyans
« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2015, 04:22:33 PM »
Quote from: SADShooter on July 17, 2015, 01:30:25 PM
Could always be worse, e.g. 5,000 naked Kanyes.
Is there really a difference?
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Re: 5,000 Naked Kenyans
« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2015, 04:27:00 PM »
Quote from: brimic on July 17, 2015, 04:22:33 PM
Is there really a difference?

Sure. The cloud of toxic smug overhead.
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« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2015, 11:34:54 PM »
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Re: 5,000 Naked Kenyans
« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2015, 11:53:52 PM »
Quote from: fistful on July 17, 2015, 11:34:54 PM

I'm not clicking on that.

Actually it's safe.
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« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2015, 12:48:21 AM »
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Re: Re: 5,000 Naked Kenyans
« Reply #16 on: July 18, 2015, 01:27:35 AM »
Quote from: charby on July 18, 2015, 12:48:21 AM

Baloney.

It is just fine without pics.
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« Reply #17 on: July 18, 2015, 01:19:12 PM »
Quote from: roo_ster on July 18, 2015, 01:27:35 AM
Baloney.

It is just fine without pics.

I wanted to relive my adolescence National Geographic experiences.
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Re: Re: 5,000 Naked Kenyans
« Reply #18 on: July 18, 2015, 01:57:41 PM »
Quote from: charby on July 18, 2015, 01:19:12 PM
I wanted to relive my adolescence National Geographic experiences.

Google Images  ;)
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Re: 5,000 Naked Kenyans
« Reply #19 on: July 24, 2015, 09:31:16 PM »
I like how whenever someone mentions "Kenya", everyone immediately thinks of Obama.  (I don't just mean on this site, I mean everyone)  :laugh:
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Re: 5,000 Naked Kenyans
« Reply #20 on: July 24, 2015, 10:06:11 PM »
Quote from: zxcvbob on July 24, 2015, 09:31:16 PM
I like how whenever someone mentions "Kenya", everyone immediately thinks of Obama.  (I don't just mean on this site, I mean everyone)  :laugh:

Subconscious deflection of the idea that he is a product of "America". Much more plausible emanating from Conrad's Heart of Darkness.
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Re: 5,000 Naked Kenyans
« Reply #21 on: July 27, 2015, 06:58:55 PM »
Quote from: zxcvbob on July 24, 2015, 09:31:16 PM
I like how whenever someone mentions "Kenya", everyone immediately thinks of Obama.  (I don't just mean on this site, I mean everyone)  :laugh:

I don't:  I first think of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs
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« Reply #22 on: July 27, 2015, 08:39:45 PM »
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