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« Reply #25 on: March 21, 2006, 01:28:29 PM »
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« Reply #26 on: March 21, 2006, 03:11:57 PM »
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There was a quote I heard once but unfortunately I don't remember the reference to it.

It went:

 "In 1957 L. Ron Hubbard said the best way to get rich in America was to start a religion. One year later Scientology was born."
Why go to the trouble of starting a new one when there are plenty of others already established to get rich off of?rolleyes
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« Reply #27 on: March 21, 2006, 04:34:24 PM »
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There was a quote I heard once but unfortunately I don't remember the reference to it.

It went:

 "In 1957 L. Ron Hubbard said the best way to get rich in America was to start a religion. One year later Scientology was born."
Why go to the trouble of starting a new one when there are plenty of others already established to get rich off of?rolleyes
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« Reply #28 on: March 21, 2006, 05:51:32 PM »
>I had an idea to dress up as a freaky looking alien, and stand by the kiosk offering to sign autographs as Xenu until security would kick me out.<

a know, I know of a coffee shop FULL of 14-17 year olds that would be MORE than happy to pull a stunt like this. I think I'll suggest it to 'em...

 Or maybe just stand outside one of their "Churches" in some minor funky prosthetics, introducing yourself as Xenu, and offering "the other side of the story"...

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« Reply #29 on: March 21, 2006, 05:56:02 PM »
Just had a better thought: legally change your name to "Xenu", and sue Scientology for defamation of character...

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« Reply #30 on: March 22, 2006, 01:01:58 AM »
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Why go to the trouble of starting a new one when there are plenty of others already established to get rich off of?
THAT way, he doesn't have to share!

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« Reply #31 on: March 22, 2006, 10:17:13 PM »
Justin, thank you very much...I really wanted to see that!...south park is pretty funny sometimes
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« Reply #32 on: March 23, 2006, 11:56:56 AM »
Anyone see the episode where they killed Chef?

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« Reply #33 on: March 23, 2006, 12:54:26 PM »
They killed CHEF?!?

THOSE BASTARDS!!

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« Reply #34 on: March 23, 2006, 02:24:38 PM »
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« Reply #35 on: March 23, 2006, 07:50:32 PM »
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Anyone see the episode where they killed Chef?
Oh yeah! And I can't believe there's no discussion of it here. If you think the ep that this thread started off with was rough on the CO$, this one was a nuke strike in comparison. They never referred to the CO$ by name, but their point was about as subtle as a sledgehammer. Which was exactly what they had in mind.

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« Reply #36 on: March 23, 2006, 07:52:40 PM »
I saw it this evening.

It was unbelievably brutal.

And absolutely hysterical!
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« Reply #37 on: March 23, 2006, 08:48:27 PM »
So there won't be anymore songs about 'chocolate salty balls?'
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« Reply #38 on: March 24, 2006, 12:51:54 AM »
I remember some talk show where Isaac Hayes was on and actually MADE his chocolate salty balls.
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« Reply #39 on: March 24, 2006, 03:28:10 AM »
the Mormon episode is priceless too:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Qn6ziT36lwA
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« Reply #40 on: March 24, 2006, 04:33:28 AM »
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There was a quote I heard once but unfortunately I don't remember the reference to it.

It went:

 "In 1957 L. Ron Hubbard said the best way to get rich in America was to start a religion. One year later Scientology was born."
Why go to the trouble of starting a new one when there are plenty of others already established to get rich off of?rolleyes
So he could win the bet with Robert Heinlein.  It wasn't about the money, it was about proving how stupid some people are.

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« Reply #41 on: March 24, 2006, 06:20:24 AM »
Subject: non-scientologist faq on "Start a Religion"
Summary: L. Ron Hubbard is widely rumored to have said

"The way to make a million dollars is to start a religion." L. Ron Hubbard is widely rumored to have said "The way to make a million dollars is to start a religion." There are also variant rumors. For some reason, this is often mentioned on Usenet. The evidence is discussed below, but the short answer is that several reputable people claim to have heard Hubbard say it.

The Church of Scientology has actually taken German publishers to court for printing this story, and the Church won, too. Unfortunately, without details, it's not clear to me what kind of defence the publishers put up, or what German laws and precedents were applicable.

One form of the rumor is that L. Ron Hubbard made a bar bet with Bob Heinlein. This is definitely not true: it's uncharacteristic of Heinlein, and there's no supporting evidence. There is, however, inconclusive evidence that Bob Heinlein suggested some parts of the original "Dianetics".

Another claim is that George Orwell said it first. This is true: in 1938, Orwell wrote "But I have always thought there might be a lot of cash in starting a new religion...". However, he wrote that in a private letter, and I don't know the first publication date. If Hubbard did get the idea from Orwell, that would merely make the "joke" unoriginal.

I found the following in books about Hubbard and Scientology:

"Whenever he was talking about being hard up he often used to say that he thought the easiest way to make money would be to start a religion."
-- reporter Neison Himmel: quoted in "Bare Faced Messiah"** p.117 from 1986 interview. Himmel shared a room with LRH, briefly, Pasadena, fall 1945.

"Bare-Faced Messiah, The True Story of L. Ron Hubbard", by Russell Miller (N.Y.: Henry Holt & Co., 1987) ISBN 0-8050-0654-0. $19.95 London: Michael Joeseph Penguin Book Ltd, 1987. See the Access FAQ for reviews.
"I always knew he was exceedingly anxious to hit big money - he used to say he thought the best way to do it would be to start a cult." -- Sam Merwin, then the editor of the "Thrilling" group of magazines: quoted in "Bare Faced Messiah" p.133 from 1986 interview. Winter of 1946/47.

"Around this time he was invited to address a science fiction group in Newark hosted by the writer, Sam Moskowitz. `Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous,' he told the meeting. `If a man really wanted to make a million dollars, the best way to do it would be start his own religion.'
-- "Bare Faced Messiah" p.148. Reference given to LA Times, 27 Aug 78. Supposed to have happened in spring 1949.

"Science fiction editor and author Sam Moscowitz tells of the occasion when Hubbard spoke before the Eastern Science Fiction Association in Newark, New Jersey in 1947:
`Hubbard spoke ... I don't recall his exact words; but in effect, he told us that writing science fiction for about a penny a word was no way to make a living. If you really want to make a million, he said, the quickest way is to start your own religion.'" -- "Messiah or Madman"**, p.45. No reference given. Yes, the spelling of Sam's name differs: this book got it wrong, it has a "k". I don't know why the two books disagree by two years.

"L. Ron Hubbard: Messiah or Madman?" -- by Bent Corydon and L. Ron Hubbard Jr. a.k.a. Ronald DeWolf.(Secaucus, NJ: Lyle Stuart, 1987) ISBN 0-8184-0444-2 In 1992, from Barricade Books, dist. by Publishers Group West, $12.95 See the Access FAQ for reviews.
The Encyclopedia of Science Fiction lists Sam Moskowitz as the first good historian of science fiction [among other things].

Now, there is a problem with the Moskowitz reports. Specifically, a scientologist (Brian Wenger, wengerb@ccsua.ctstateu.edu) has sent me copies of 1993 affadavits by David A. Kyle and Jay Kay Klein. Both names are well-known in science fiction, and both say that they went to a talk by Hubbard, in Newark, on 7 November 1948. Both say that Hubbard made no such statement at that meeting. Hmm. At a guess, I would say that the LA Times and Mr. Corydon both got a confused story, but since Moskowitz is now dead, the point isn't easily resolved. One possibility is that Moskowitz himself got it wrong: his written works were notable for their mistaken dates, confusion of fact and opinion, and the like. He is remembered as a fine man, but a poor researcher.

On 9apr94, jittlov@gumby.cs.caltech.edu (Mike Jittlov) posted:

>Back in the 1940's, L. Ron Hubbard was a member of the Los Angeles
>Science Fantasy Society (when its old clubhouse was just north of
>Wilshire Blvd). Ted vividly recalled being a few yards from Hubbard,
>when he became testy with someone there and retorted, "Y'know, we're
>all wasting our time writing this hack science fiction! You wanta
>make _real_ money, you gotta start a _religion_!
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>Though I didn't ask, I think Ted would've mentioned it if the second
>person was Heinlein or another author of note. He had an extremely
>accurate memory, and I'd trust Sturgeon over anyone else's account.

Theodore Sturgeon was one of the truly great science fiction writers, and someone whose word and memories were trusted. (John W. Campbell commented that Sturgeon should have written the definitive history of SF fandom.) Mike Jittlov is a respected Hollywood filmmaker and stopmotion actor, and can be found on the net at "alt.fan.mike-jittlov".

Lloyd Arthur Eshbach was a science fiction writer and publisher between 1929 and 1957. His autobiography, "Over My Shoulder: Reflections on a Science Fiction Era" ( Oswald Train: Publisher, Phila. 1983, limited edition) says on pages 125 and 126 (about the events of 1948 and 1949):

        I think of the time while in New York I took John W. Campbell
        Marty Greenberg, and L. Ron Hubbard to lunch.  Someone suggested
        a Swedish smorgasbord, and I had my first--and last--taste of
        kidney.  Yuck!  Afterward we wound up in my hotel room for
        related conversation.

        The incident is stamped indelibly in my mind because of one
        statement that Ron Hubbard made.  What led him to say what he
        did I can't recall--but in so many words Hubbard said:

        "I'd like to start a religion.  That's where the money is!"
Eshbach based his autobiography on detailed records and dated diary entries, and is therefore likely to be quite accurate on this point.

To summarize: one the one hand, the Church has won lawsuits about this, details unknown. On the other hand, we have five witnesses: Neison Himmel, Sam Merwin, Sam Moskowitz, Theodore Sturgeon, and Lloyd Arthur Eshbach. There is some confusion and doubt about one of the five (Sam Moskowitz): two others are reported via Russel Miller: one is reported via Mike Jittlov: one reported in his own book. All five witnesses seem to be reporting about different instances.

Conclusion: I really don't see how they could all be wrong.

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« Reply #42 on: March 24, 2006, 09:22:16 AM »
I watched the "return of Chef" episode last night...  It was the worst episode of Southpark I've seen.  It's not that the quality was poor, or that the subject was inappropriate, it was just depressing.  Kyle's speech at the funeral was just *almost* a tear jerker.  It wasn't difficult to figure out that it wasn't about Kyle and Chef, it was Parker and Stone eulogizing Hayes.

I will say, however, that the line "spin blossom nut-smash" has been added permanently to my vocabulary.

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« Reply #43 on: March 24, 2006, 11:58:21 AM »
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I watched the "return of Chef" episode last night...  It was the worst episode of Southpark I've seen.  It's not that the quality was poor, or that the subject was inappropriate, it was just depressing.  Kyle's speech at the funeral was just *almost* a tear jerker.  It wasn't difficult to figure out that it wasn't about Kyle and Chef, it was Parker and Stone eulogizing Hayes.
I did not find it depressing, if Hayes comes back, there is still darth Chef

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Me too.

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« Reply #44 on: March 24, 2006, 03:26:00 PM »
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