Author Topic: Next time, he'll drive himself...  (Read 775 times)

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Next time, he'll drive himself...
« on: July 06, 2012, 04:39:48 PM »
Guy goes into a gas station, pulls a gun on the clerk, demands the money. His mom walks up, snatches the gun, apologizes to the clerk, and drives off with her son. Gun was a fake, but sounds like the guy is still going to prison. Most embarrassing failed robbery ever?

http://www.kctv5.com/story/18952069/video-of-mom-stops-robbery 
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Re: Next time, he'll drive himself...
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2012, 04:51:30 PM »
Haha!! Well, at least he won't get abused in prison. His fellow inmates will be laughing to hard to do anything to him.
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Re: Next time, he'll drive himself...
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2012, 06:53:32 PM »
His grip on the gun was so low that his trigger finger was below the trigger guard. Makes me wonder if his intelligence is a little bit lower-er than average, even for a common criminal.
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Re: Next time, he'll drive himself...
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2012, 07:19:25 PM »
He did at least turn it sidewise to signify his fearsomeness.
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Re: Next time, he'll drive himself...
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2012, 08:06:30 PM »
Haha!! Well, at least he won't get abused in prison. His fellow inmates will be laughing to hard to do anything to him.

There's a whole bunch of new yo momma jokes in that prison.
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