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Re: What did you get for christams?
« Reply #25 on: December 28, 2012, 12:02:38 PM »
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Re: What did you get for christams?
« Reply #26 on: December 28, 2012, 12:30:06 PM »
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Ask the Austrian stewardess for that....you'll like what happens next... =D
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Re: What did you get for christams?
« Reply #27 on: December 28, 2012, 12:51:12 PM »
Wasn't he the bad guy in those Die Hard movies?

No, that was Hans Schadenfreude.
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Re: What did you get for christams?
« Reply #28 on: December 28, 2012, 01:11:19 PM »
Gesundheit.
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Re: What did you get for christams?
« Reply #29 on: December 28, 2012, 01:33:30 PM »
one of those aussie oil skin cowboy hats.
socks.
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Re: What did you get for christams?
« Reply #30 on: December 28, 2012, 01:48:21 PM »
No, that was Hans Schadenfreude.

No, he was that guy that analyzed people on his couch.
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Re: What did you get for christams?
« Reply #31 on: December 28, 2012, 02:55:42 PM »
No, he was that guy that analyzed people on his couch.

Bob Newhart?
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Re: What did you get for christams?
« Reply #32 on: December 28, 2012, 03:04:30 PM »
Bob Newhart?

No....that's the guy with the inn in Vermont.....
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Re: What did you get for christams?
« Reply #33 on: December 28, 2012, 03:09:35 PM »
No....that's the guy with the inn in Vermont.....


Okay...  ???  (I thought his name was Tom Poston)
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Re: What did you get for christams?
« Reply #34 on: December 28, 2012, 04:08:43 PM »
Okay...  ???  (I thought his name was Tom Poston)

No....Poston was Bickley from MORK & MINDY, remember?....
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Re: What did you get for christams?
« Reply #35 on: December 28, 2012, 04:10:26 PM »
No no no. Larry, his brother Daryl, and his other brother Daryl.
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Re: What did you get for christams?
« Reply #36 on: December 28, 2012, 04:22:06 PM »
No no no. Larry, his brother Daryl, and his other brother Daryl.

Did you ever notice how much Daryl (the other Daryl) looks like Harpo Marx?
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Re: What did you get for christams?
« Reply #37 on: December 28, 2012, 08:53:02 PM »
Did you ever notice how much Daryl (the other Daryl) looks like Harpo Marx?

No....but the other Darryl kinda looked like Karl Marx....
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Re: What did you get for christams?
« Reply #38 on: December 29, 2012, 08:54:50 AM »
I got myself a shiny new Browning Xbolt, funded by trading off a few things that were just taking up space.

Wifey got me a Nikon Buckmasters for it.

Mom got me one of those Nuwave oven thingys (which has been dubbed the easy bake oven on steroids).

MIL got me a shirt so Godawful that even my wife said oh hell no.

Few other little odds and ends. Wife has claimed the gift cards and cash.
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Re: What did you get for christams?
« Reply #39 on: December 29, 2012, 09:57:17 AM »
I got myself a shiny new Browning Xbolt, funded by trading off a few things that were just taking up space.

Wifey got me a Nikon Buckmasters for it.

Mom got me one of those Nuwave oven thingys (which has been dubbed the easy bake oven on steroids).

MIL got me a shirt so Godawful that even my wife said oh hell no.

Few other little odds and ends. Wife has claimed the gift cards and cash.

Its not christmas at my house unless I get socks, underwear, a kitchen gadget brought from QVC (this year we got a Ninja blender) and the truck breaks down (fuel pump this year, last year was the transmission)
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Re: What did you get for christams?
« Reply #40 on: December 29, 2012, 10:12:39 AM »
Big fleece throw with a wolf on it.
A clip board and notepad with a panda on it.
A bag full off candy flavored lipgloss.
A candle with $20 taped to it.
Lots of junk food and candy.


Appatently my family thinks I'm a ten year old girly girl.
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(oh, and the Hershey chocolete flavor, not so great. Jolly Ranchers is good though)
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Re: What did you get for christams?
« Reply #41 on: December 29, 2012, 10:50:02 AM »
Just one wolf?   :'(
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Re: What did you get for christams?
« Reply #42 on: December 29, 2012, 10:56:50 AM »
Its not christmas at my house unless I get socks, underwear, a kitchen gadget brought from QVC (this year we got a Ninja blender) and the truck breaks down (fuel pump this year, last year was the transmission)

Is it a Ninja with the motor on top?  Or in the base like a normal blender?  I bought one (motor on top) at Big Lots a few months ago for $25, and it is awesome for smoothies and frozen cocktails.  It would do more, but the motor is not vented so it overheats very quickly and shuts down.  I nearly killed it trying to grind 2 lbs of peanuts into PB.  The motor-on-bottom Ninjas shouldn't have that problem.

And at least a fuel pump is cheaper than transmission... unless it's a diesel injector pump.
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Re: What did you get for christams?
« Reply #43 on: December 29, 2012, 11:29:06 AM »
Just one wolf?   :'(

 Just one. But he is very soft, fuzzy and warm. =)
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