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Re: Maybe an Exotic Dancer isn't the best girlfriend material
« Reply #25 on: November 28, 2011, 03:24:31 PM »
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I'm curious about something. Say a guy has had a vasecteomy, gets married, tells the woman he doesn't want kids, not now, not in the future. She agrees...for the moment. When nothing comes naturally, she gets it done by artificial insemination and sperm from a sperm bank. Guy finds out, gets furious, starts divorce proceedings. Will he have to pay child support for the kid?

<cynical>Probably.  </cynical>
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Re: Maybe an Exotic Dancer isn't the best girlfriend material
« Reply #26 on: November 28, 2011, 04:23:39 PM »
Quote from: Viking on November 28, 2011, 03:16:01 PM
I'm curious about something. Say a guy has had a vasecteomy, gets married, tells the woman he doesn't want kids, not now, not in the future. She agrees...for the moment. When nothing comes naturally, she gets it done by artificial insemination and sperm from a sperm bank. Guy finds out, gets furious, starts divorce proceedings. Will he have to pay child support for the kid?
Very possible. There are some cases where the father has to pay CS for kids that weren't his.

Also, on the idea that the guy lied - always possible, but I've run across articles where women admitted keeping old condoms to use the sperm for self-insemination against their partner's will.

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Re: Maybe an Exotic Dancer isn't the best girlfriend material
« Reply #27 on: November 28, 2011, 04:44:56 PM »
Quote from: Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas on November 28, 2011, 04:23:39 PM
I've run across articles where women admitted keeping old condoms to use the sperm for self-insemination against their partner's will.

My former sister in law did this to the man who was eventually suckered into marrying her and paying for everything.  =|

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Re: Maybe an Exotic Dancer isn't the best girlfriend material
« Reply #28 on: November 28, 2011, 06:18:56 PM »
Quote from: roo_ster on November 28, 2011, 11:38:20 AM
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Re: Maybe an Exotic Dancer isn't the best girlfriend material
« Reply #29 on: November 28, 2011, 06:49:13 PM »
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Re: Maybe an Exotic Dancer isn't the best girlfriend material
« Reply #30 on: November 28, 2011, 07:04:03 PM »
 Maybe they are better girlfriend material then anyone could imagine.

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Re: Maybe an Exotic Dancer isn't the best girlfriend material
« Reply #31 on: November 28, 2011, 07:10:39 PM »
i dated strippers  i married miss virginity 1977   no stripper ever did me wrong like wife 1.1
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Re: Maybe an Exotic Dancer isn't the best girlfriend material
« Reply #32 on: November 28, 2011, 07:28:53 PM »
I have that shirt....
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Re: Maybe an Exotic Dancer isn't the best girlfriend material
« Reply #33 on: November 28, 2011, 07:29:51 PM »
Shocking. :laugh:
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Re: Maybe an Exotic Dancer isn't the best girlfriend material
« Reply #34 on: November 28, 2011, 09:23:49 PM »
Quote from: JamisJockey on November 28, 2011, 07:28:53 PM
I have that shirt....
Yea, well, tough guy, I dare you to wear that home after the gym and not have the wife kick your chicken!
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Re: Maybe an Exotic Dancer isn't the best girlfriend material
« Reply #35 on: November 28, 2011, 09:45:18 PM »
Quote from: Jamie B on November 28, 2011, 09:23:49 PM
Yea, well, tough guy, I dare you to wear that home after the gym and not have the wife kick your chicken!

I'm not allowed to wear it in front of the kids if I want to live....
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Re: Maybe an Exotic Dancer isn't the best girlfriend material
« Reply #36 on: November 28, 2011, 11:49:07 PM »
Quote from: gunsmith on November 28, 2011, 07:04:03 PM
Maybe they are better girlfriend material then anyone could imagine.

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Re: Maybe an Exotic Dancer isn't the best girlfriend material
« Reply #37 on: November 29, 2011, 06:33:28 AM »
Quote from: JamisJockey on November 28, 2011, 09:45:18 PM
I'm not allowed to wear it in front of the kids if I want to live....
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Re: Maybe an Exotic Dancer isn't the best girlfriend material
« Reply #38 on: November 29, 2011, 11:50:05 PM »
What I want to know is... why'd she bother going for an in-vitro???  [barf]
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Re: Maybe an Exotic Dancer isn't the best girlfriend material
« Reply #39 on: November 30, 2011, 02:23:58 AM »
Quote from: fistful on November 28, 2011, 11:49:07 PM

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Re: Maybe an Exotic Dancer isn't the best girlfriend material
« Reply #40 on: November 30, 2011, 09:59:00 AM »
My wife went through fertility treatments and I believe that a condom could be used for a deposit. That being said, I still had to fill out paperwork and be informed about the procedures.
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Re: Maybe an Exotic Dancer isn't the best girlfriend material
« Reply #41 on: November 30, 2011, 10:33:18 AM »
Quote from: SteveS on November 30, 2011, 09:59:00 AM
My wife went through fertility treatments and I believe that a condom could be used for a deposit. That being said, I still had to fill out paperwork and be informed about the procedures.

the lawsuit papers here http://www.click2houston.com/blob/view/-/4810518/data/1/-/4fu5lrz/-/Fertility-lawsuit-PDF.pdf

and additional info on who did what stupid thing when here http://www.click2houston.com/news/Dad-Twins-came-from-stolen-sperm/-/1735978/4810498/-/a5ypjj/-/index.html

It seems possible that he was scammed and the clinic duped.  Which is why some states require consent forms to be witnessed, and some even disallow the actual provider of the service (doctor, facility manager, etc.) to be witnesses.  I just recently found out that the VA does not allow doctors to witness Informed Consent, Advance Directive or Organ Donor forms - after thinking about it that seems like a good policy.

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Re: Maybe an Exotic Dancer isn't the best girlfriend material
« Reply #42 on: November 30, 2011, 10:42:40 AM »
Quote from: SteveS on November 30, 2011, 09:59:00 AM
My wife went through fertility treatments and I believe that a condom could be used for a deposit. That being said, I still had to fill out paperwork and be informed about the procedures.

Yeah... but I'm wondering why the stripper in the OP just didn't... you know...  self administer
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Re: Maybe an Exotic Dancer isn't the best girlfriend material
« Reply #43 on: November 30, 2011, 04:50:57 PM »
Quote from: Pharmacology on November 30, 2011, 10:42:40 AM
Yeah... but I'm wondering why the stripper in the OP just didn't... you know...  self administer
Could be she's tried and failed with the turkey baster in the past. IVF is probably more certain.
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Re: Maybe an Exotic Dancer isn't the best girlfriend material
« Reply #44 on: November 30, 2011, 06:46:32 PM »
Okay enough.  Sweet baby chutulu.
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