In the name of diversity, the next remake of
Roots should star Rick Schroeder in the role of Kunta Kinte.
In the name of diversity, the next remake of
Pearl Harbor should star Britney Spears in the role of Isoroku Yamamoto, and Oprah Winfrey as FDR.
And of course, the next WWII movie set in Europe should have Jackie Chan as Hitler . . . and Eddie Murphy as Stalin.
A
Blacula remake needs to star Jack Black, of course.
The next 007 movie can include a shot of the master spy being knighted by Queen Elizabeth, as played by Ru Paul.
All better now?