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BAN AXES!
« on: July 18, 2016, 08:40:48 PM »
No more axe violence!

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/germany-train-axe-attack-afghan-8445784

I want to know why Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton aren't calling for background checks before people can buy axes. Why aren't they publicly decrying "axe violence"?

Obviously only firemen need axes.
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Re: BAN AXES!
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2016, 09:23:44 PM »
I was listening to the news and heard somebody refer to the ax wielder as a "gunman".  Also heard it when the Nice story was being reported, that the "gunman" drove a truck into the crowd.   :facepalm:

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Re: BAN AXES!
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2016, 11:59:04 PM »
I was listening to the news and heard somebody refer to the ax wielder as a "gunman".  Also heard it when the Nice story was being reported, that the "gunman" drove a truck into the crowd.   :facepalm:

Actually, the truck driver did have firearms in the truck, both real and fake.
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Re: BAN AXES!
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2016, 07:28:40 AM »
http://www.newson6.com/story/32473774/tulsa-police-investigating-fatal-officer-involved-shooting

Case where bad guy with an ax met his end at the hand of good guys with guns.
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Re: BAN AXES!
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2016, 07:37:35 AM »
*expletive deleted*ing assault axes.

I bet it was one of those damned black synthetic light weight high test stainless steel Fiskars abominations no one but a certified properly trained professional lumberjack needs! After all no one needs anything but granddads maul for splitting wood or his single bit carbon steel axe for chopping the occasional tree to put wood in the EPA certified efficient low carbon footprint wood hearth!
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Re: BAN AXES!
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2016, 08:51:05 AM »
I heard he used an axe that had a barrel shroud.

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Re: BAN AXES!
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2016, 01:25:38 PM »
We played around with a few different types of improvised weapons for a while in a martial arts class.  You know, axes are devastating...when you can hit.  They're also slow and unwieldy, and I'd expect even the most pathetic yellow belt in Bubba-fu to be able to drop a lightly skilled axe-wielding attacker; it's just too easy to get inside its effective range while the guy is dealing with leftover momentum from his last swing.  Really, it's like you get to use all those techniques that work against slashing weapons at the dramatically reduced speed you learned them at.  Flailing around with one in the confines of most train cars makes it even less effective as a weapon; way too many things for it to snag on.

As for the attacker's skill, outside of maybe the Swiss Guard, I'm not sure where one could go to learn to use an axe in combat more effectively than is intuitive, so I really doubt he was some sort of lumberninja.

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Re: BAN AXES!
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2016, 01:46:26 PM »
I really doubt he was some sort of lumberninja.


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Re: BAN AXES!
« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2016, 04:26:10 PM »
*expletive deleted*ing assault axes.

I bet it was one of those damned black synthetic light weight high test stainless steel Fiskars abominations no one but a certified properly trained professional lumberjack needs! After all no one needs anything but granddads maul for splitting wood or his single bit carbon steel axe for chopping the occasional tree to put wood in the EPA certified efficient low carbon footprint wood hearth!

Did it have the shoulder thingy that goes up?  Those really scare me!

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Re: BAN AXES!
« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2016, 06:28:17 PM »
Did it have the shoulder thingy that goes up?  Those really scare me!
Pft. It had the shoulder thing that goes sideways.


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« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2016, 08:52:18 PM »
Scholagladiatoria (?) and Skallagrim on YouTube have some good videos on using the axe as a weapon. Fighting axes have light, thin blades for easier manipulation. They can be quite formidable....but, there's a reason that the sword and spear were kings of the battlefield.
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