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Your fingers tell if you are gay or straight
« on: October 17, 2018, 10:49:29 AM »
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Re: Your fingers tell if you are gay or straight
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2018, 11:19:11 AM »
According to the pics, I’m a raging lesbian.
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Re: Your fingers tell if you are gay or straight
« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2018, 12:00:18 PM »
I guess I am a lesbian in a man's body. 
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Re: Your fingers tell if you are gay or straight
« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2018, 12:10:45 PM »
Mine are equal. Does that make me a swinger?

https://youtu.be/AeZ6a1A0-ow?t=31
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Re: Your fingers tell if you are gay or straight
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2018, 12:18:47 PM »
Quote from: Ben on October 17, 2018, 12:10:45 PM
Mine are equal. Does that make me a swinger?

https://youtu.be/AeZ6a1A0-ow?t=31

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Re: Your fingers tell if you are gay or straight
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2018, 12:39:45 PM »
Hum...

I'm apparently a raging whogivesafuckian...
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Re: Your fingers tell if you are gay or straight
« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2018, 12:51:18 PM »
My fingers are Yuge
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Re: Your fingers tell if you are gay or straight
« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2018, 04:27:12 PM »
Hmmm... per the article I should be using this as my drivers license pic.  Guess its a good thing I'm a flaming misanthrope.  =D

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Re: Your fingers tell if you are gay or straight
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2018, 10:41:39 PM »
Somewhere, someone got a grant to study this... :facepalm:

Apparently, I'm hetero...and I needed a study to confirm this?

Imagine if the Nazis had this info...anyone fitting the homosexual finger-length profile would have been sent to the gas chamber.
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Re: Your fingers tell if you are gay or straight
« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2018, 08:27:33 AM »
Quote from: grislyatoms on October 19, 2018, 10:41:39 PM
Somewhere, someone got a grant to study this... :facepalm:

Apparently, I'm hetero...and I needed a study to confirm this?

Imagine if the Nazis had this info...anyone fitting the homosexual finger-length profile would have been sent to the gas chamber.


And that’s only if the local Nazi phrenologist didn’t declare you a homosexual or Jew by the lumps on your head first...
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Re: Your fingers tell if you are gay or straight
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2018, 09:11:43 AM »
Quote from: brimic on October 20, 2018, 08:27:33 AM
And that’s only if the local Nazi phrenologist didn’t declare you a homosexual or Jew by the lumps on your head first...

Then you have them trying to fix the problem by reverse-phrenology.  Where they attempt to adjust you by adjusting the lumps on your head...
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Re: Your fingers tell if you are gay or straight
« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2018, 09:20:48 AM »
Quote from: Firethorn on October 20, 2018, 09:11:43 AM
Then you have them trying to fix the problem by reverse-phrenology.  Where they attempt to adjust you by adjusting the lumps on your head...

https://youtu.be/UKyhTX9LQEA
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