Author Topic: Which guns should I pretend to own? (Read 5192 times)

Eleven Mike · « **on:** January 30, 2007, 12:50:04 PM »

For my next bit of comic genius, I am working on a signature line for the High Road that is an imaginary list of all the guns that I own. Recommendations please.

It will look something like this:

ca. 1780 "Brown Bess" with Tritium Night Sights
Kimber SPAS-12
Full-auto Metric Krag-Jorgensen
Smith & Wesson Z-frame 1.00 caliber
Mark IV phaser
Elephant Gun made in India by real elephants

Thanks. laugh

m1911owner · « **Reply #1 on:** January 30, 2007, 12:56:41 PM »

How about the prototype disruptors that ended up in the possession of Kivas Fajo in ST:TNG?

The Rabbi · « **Reply #2 on:** January 30, 2007, 01:07:58 PM »

Smith Airweight Model 457 snub in 45-70 Government.

crt360 · « **Reply #3 on:** January 30, 2007, 01:15:57 PM »

Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator

Jamisjockey · « **Reply #4 on:** January 30, 2007, 01:17:27 PM »

Duh.....
Porcelien (sp?) Glock Forty
Gold AK with da switch!

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #5 on:** January 30, 2007, 01:19:05 PM »

Lorcin SxS 12 guage, Super Fancy Grade, Fiddleback Curly Walnut stock

Manedwolf · « **Reply #6 on:** January 30, 2007, 01:21:16 PM »

.308 two-shot derringer

7-11 Commemorative Edition Bryco

MAC-12

11mm Glock

2-Gauge shotgun

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #7 on:** January 30, 2007, 01:30:25 PM »

Quote from: m1911owner on January 30, 2007, 11:56:41 AM

How about the prototype disruptors that ended up in the possession of Kivas Fajo in ST:TNG?

Thanks, Furious Styles.

280plus · « **Reply #8 on:** January 30, 2007, 01:33:46 PM »

Bogie · « **Reply #9 on:** January 30, 2007, 02:07:21 PM »

And then we see someone with no sense of humor...

And, FWIW, there _is_ a THR member who owns a 2 gauge...

Eleven Mike · « **Reply #10 on:** January 30, 2007, 02:13:55 PM »

Yeah, two guages are by no means imaginary.

Thanks for the suggestions so far. I like the airweight .45-70.

If anybody could improve on any of my original suggestions, that would help, too. Metric 870 Express?

Furious Styles · « **Reply #11 on:** January 30, 2007, 02:29:22 PM »

Quote from: fistful on January 30, 2007, 12:30:25 PM

Quote from: m1911owner on January 30, 2007, 11:56:41 AM

How about the prototype disruptors that ended up in the possession of Kivas Fajo in ST:TNG?

Thanks, Furious Styles.

Why is it that I always get blamed for this? I wasn't even in this thread up to this point.

Oh, and my contribution? The answer is so obvious.

Phased-plasma rifle in the forty watt range.

Eleven Mike · « **Reply #12 on:** January 30, 2007, 02:30:15 PM »

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Phased-plasma rifle in the forty watt range.

I've heard that before, but I can't recall where.

Furious Styles · « **Reply #13 on:** January 30, 2007, 02:42:08 PM »

Quote from: Eleven Mike on January 30, 2007, 01:30:15 PM

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Phased-plasma rifle in the forty watt range.

I've heard that before, but I can't recall where.

Twycross · « **Reply #14 on:** January 30, 2007, 03:05:14 PM »

One of those 40mm Glocks (or the .9mm version) that keep coming up in the media

Mossberg 870

'AA'-powered railgun

Raven .50 BMG pistol

Jamisjockey · « **Reply #15 on:** January 30, 2007, 03:21:50 PM »

I've got another idea, besides my brilliant Porcelian Glock .40cal.....

Make up a fake "Operation" to be a veteran of.....
Veteran of Operation Desert Steel Kuwiat....Or better yet, steal the name from a video game's campaign mode Operation nicknames....

Kaylee · « **Reply #16 on:** January 30, 2007, 03:30:38 PM »

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7-11 Commemorative Edition Bryco

Oh, that's awful. I love it. Cheesy

The Rabbi · « **Reply #17 on:** January 30, 2007, 04:08:56 PM »

I would swear that gun designers read these boards and get to work designing this stuff.
I want a HiPoint carbine in 40 with a pic of Tupac Shakur etched on the side.

roo_ster · « **Reply #18 on:** January 30, 2007, 04:11:53 PM »

James Scott Brady Commemorative Edition RG-14 .22 cal. revolver

Eleven Mike · « **Reply #19 on:** January 30, 2007, 04:12:38 PM »

Quote from: jamisjockey on January 30, 2007, 02:21:50 PM

Make up a fake "Operation" to be a veteran of.....steal the name from a video game's campaign mode Operation nicknames....

I like that one. I've got no game, so I'd appreciate any suggestions.

Eleven Mike · « **Reply #20 on:** January 30, 2007, 04:19:32 PM »

Quote from: jfruser on January 30, 2007, 03:11:53 PM

James Scott Brady Commemorative Edition RG-14 .22 cal. revolver

Cute, but that is just SO wrong.

RevDisk · « **Reply #21 on:** January 30, 2007, 04:21:07 PM »

Quote from: Furious Styles on January 30, 2007, 01:29:22 PM

Oh, and my contribution? The answer is so obvious.

Phased-plasma rifle in the forty watt range.

Hrm. Forty watt? Are you an uncover DEA agent, or are you missing a few zeros in there?

Me, I want one of those handguns with no metal parts that can be slipped through a metal detector.

2 guages are for sissies and left handed individuals. I want a -12 guage. Should fit on a standard pickup truck, I imagine.

A belt fed automatic revolver handgun would be nice. Think I read about them in some of the more loony anti-gun newspaper articles. Not sure if they come packaged with rivers of blood, or just the stand 3 pints.

And maybe an AR-15 that doesn't jam, and an AK that is accurate enough to hit dirt when fired straight down.

angel

glockfan.45 · « **Reply #22 on:** January 30, 2007, 04:23:25 PM »

Kel-Tec .50AE

CAnnoneer · « **Reply #23 on:** January 30, 2007, 04:38:12 PM »

Add to your collection:

Klingon disrupter (pronounced klin-gon)
Cardassian gamma-class phasor
BFG9000
The Holy Handgrenade of Antioch to Blow Them up to Tiny Bits, in Thine Mercy
The Fletchetteer
P41 Pulse Rifle Firing Standard 10mm Light Armor Piercing Tip Caseless
D44 Heavy Blaster
Neutron Pellet Gun
The Shredder, for Those Special Times When Just Killing Them Is Not Enough
The Gun-Sword of 1000 Truths
Handheld Blackhole Generator
The Positron Annihilator, for Cleanliness Is Next to Godliness
Holy-Inquisition-Blessed Master-Crafted 20mm Stormbolter
Crazy-Mekboy-Crafted Combi-Slugga-Flama-Supa-Dakka
Gauntlets of Ultramar

ok, this is getting silly...

Fly320s · « **Reply #24 on:** January 30, 2007, 04:50:48 PM »

How about a:

Gecko .45

.22, .25, .32 drilling

Ed Brown .17 Bee

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Author Topic: Which guns should I pretend to own? (Read 5192 times)