Author Topic: Which guns should I pretend to own? (Read 5191 times)

The Rabbi · « **Reply #25 on:** January 30, 2007, 05:09:25 PM »

500 Magnum with 2 1/2 inch barrel.

Oops, Taurus already makes one of them...

auschip · « **Reply #26 on:** January 30, 2007, 05:29:48 PM »

.17-06 maybe? It's a seriously necked down .30-06 shot out of a sporterized M1903 (chrome and gold plated of course).

Bogie · « **Reply #27 on:** January 30, 2007, 05:36:35 PM »

People have made 'em... There's a dumbsh... er... vendor who sells cleaning crap (he'll gladly sell you a stainless brush to clean your rifle with... In fact, according to him, they work best....). He's got a few cases necked down to tiny calibers, and if he gets going, why, they'll turn a coyote inside out if they just pass nearby... 8,000 fps and all that...

glockfan.45 · « **Reply #28 on:** January 30, 2007, 07:17:20 PM »

A Hi-Point in 10mm.

mustanger98 · « **Reply #29 on:** January 30, 2007, 07:29:14 PM »

Quote from: RevDisk on January 30, 2007, 03:21:07 PM

2 guages are for sissies and left handed individuals. I want a -12 guage. Should fit on a standard pickup truck, I imagine.

A belt fed automatic revolver handgun would be nice. Think I read about them in some of the more loony anti-gun newspaper articles. Not sure if they come packaged with rivers of blood, or just the stand 3 pints.

Make my -12guage a belt fed.

Also consider a belt fed Winchester .30-30 and a fully automatic Ruger #1.

Furious Styles · « **Reply #30 on:** January 30, 2007, 07:50:14 PM »

Quote from: glockfan.45 on January 30, 2007, 06:17:20 PM

A Hi-Point in 10mm.

Yeah, but that isn't so bad, because a big-a** rabid rat dies every time you talk about a High Point in 10MM.

God, could you imagine what the recoil would do to it on the first shot alone ...

Eleven Mike · « **Reply #31 on:** January 30, 2007, 08:24:02 PM »

Quote from: auschip on January 30, 2007, 04:29:48 PM

.17-06 maybe? It's a seriously necked down .30-06 shot out of a sporterized M1903 (chrome and gold plated of course).

No, I've got a better idea. I'll say I have a milsurp Mauser 98 chambered in .45 Auto. Wait, no. There ARE perverts who do that. Nevermind.

Bogie · « **Reply #32 on:** January 30, 2007, 09:47:14 PM »

I'm a pervert who'd want one... But I need to move to a state that'll allow me to stick a can on it... 230 grains, subsonic. Heh, heh, heh...

El Tejon · « **Reply #33 on:** January 31, 2007, 02:10:09 AM »

Imaginary guns?

XCR, SIG 556, Glock carbine, and a Ruger .308 autoloader.

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #34 on:** January 31, 2007, 03:17:48 AM »

What about a .12 guage +P+ ?

Manedwolf · « **Reply #35 on:** January 31, 2007, 04:19:09 AM »

Quote from: fistful on January 31, 2007, 02:17:48 AM

What about a .12 guage +P+ ?

Wouldn't that be what you could call a Super Magnum shell?

/Tried that once in my 870 super mag. Recoil hurt. Tongue

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #36 on:** January 31, 2007, 05:13:36 AM »

Wow, you have a .12 guage? I bet that DOES hurt. laugh

Manedwolf · « **Reply #37 on:** January 31, 2007, 05:17:41 AM »

Quote from: fistful on January 31, 2007, 04:13:36 AM

Wow, you have a .12 guage? I bet that DOES hurt. laugh

Didn't see the decimal point.

I think a .12 gauge shell would look like...a beer can?

mfree · « **Reply #38 on:** January 31, 2007, 05:26:20 AM »

11mm glock, eh?

Simple... custom dies, neck a .45acp cartridge down to take .44 special bullets (.43", close enough to 11mm), have a barrel made for a 21, voila, 11mm glock.

JonnyB · « **Reply #39 on:** January 31, 2007, 06:49:00 AM »

Surely you need one of these:

http://funnymovies.topdownloads.net/video/view_vid.php?section=video&id=20918

I apologize if it's been here before.

jb

Trisha · « **Reply #40 on:** January 31, 2007, 07:30:07 AM »

Lorcin "Bookies Special" Super Bowl Commemorative .22
Titanium FN 7.5 Compact, single-stack

Bogie · « **Reply #41 on:** January 31, 2007, 10:07:57 AM »

Playas Special Superbowl Commemorative... Chromed and gold-plated Glock Foty...

Delivered in your choice of Corvette glove compartments.

charby · « **Reply #42 on:** January 31, 2007, 01:42:08 PM »

Combination Ak-57, UZI, radar guided, lazer sighted, triple barrelled, Double scoped, heat-seeking shotgun...AKA "Betty Lou"

Eleven Mike · « **Reply #43 on:** January 31, 2007, 02:04:49 PM »

Can someone explain the Super Bowl references to those of us who are not sports fans?

MechAg94 · « **Reply #44 on:** January 31, 2007, 05:33:43 PM »

Ruger #1 in 22 mm.

Glock 17 that can pass through X-ray machine

I believe it is "phased plasma rifle in 40 YARD range" I think Arnold's accent screws it up. 40 watts is a puny amount of power.

MechAg94 · « **Reply #45 on:** January 31, 2007, 05:38:04 PM »

Sports Illustrated and others always like to set up commemorative crap for the winning team to sell. Sometimes it is given away with a free subscription.

You could always invent one of those NRA commemorative leverguns like they always have in American Rifleman.

Bogie · « **Reply #46 on:** January 31, 2007, 06:15:56 PM »

Plus, as of late, professional athletes seem to be busted with significant regularity.

Rumor has it that the Bungles are about to be RICOed...

News:

Author Topic: Which guns should I pretend to own? (Read 5191 times)