Author Topic: My wife is gonna kill me... (Read 4305 times)

J.J. · « **on:** May 14, 2010, 03:57:20 PM »

The Wife's Facebook Status on Wed. -
"Had a bizarre dream last night that my husband went out and got my son tattooed with full sleeves on both arms. Woke up freaked out about it b/c, "What if he hates them when he grows up!", and then slowly realized it was a dream. I wonder if that's an indication of how my day's going to go?"

So Today I bought a pack of those Temporary Stick on Tattoo's and....

What are the odds I survive when the wife gets home @ 4:30.

roo_ster · « **Reply #1 on:** May 14, 2010, 03:58:18 PM »

Thank you so very much for the idea.

makattak · « **Reply #2 on:** May 14, 2010, 03:58:52 PM »

BRAVO.

(We really need the applause smiley.)

grislyatoms · « **Reply #3 on:** May 14, 2010, 04:02:26 PM »

Too

Crank up Steppenwolf "Born to be wild" as she walks in...

RocketMan · « **Reply #4 on:** May 14, 2010, 04:05:01 PM »

That is an evil idea, grisly. I like it.

BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #5 on:** May 14, 2010, 04:09:21 PM »

WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

you have until 5:00 to post her responce. after that, we should probably send out search and rescue.

J.J. · « **Reply #6 on:** May 14, 2010, 04:12:01 PM »

I doubt Rescue would be much help.....Hour and half I am getting nervous...

RocketMan · « **Reply #7 on:** May 14, 2010, 04:15:20 PM »

Don't wimp out on us. We are expecting your after action report.

J.J. · « **Reply #8 on:** May 14, 2010, 04:17:56 PM »

Not wimping out.. However to be prudent I just decided to clean the house. Once the house is clean I will hide the sharp objects within reach of the front door.

BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #9 on:** May 14, 2010, 04:19:48 PM »

try to get her to sit and then plop the baby in her lap. that way you get an extra few seconds to run while she's moving the baby to a safe spot.

roo_ster · « **Reply #10 on:** May 14, 2010, 04:26:23 PM »

Quote from: bluestarlizzard on May 14, 2010, 04:19:48 PM

try to get her to sit and then plop the baby in her lap. that way you get an extra few seconds to run while she's moving the baby to a safe spot.

Good advice.

Also, if you can get your hand on some thick gold-colored wire or a link for a gold/silver colored swag chain, open a link and then pressure fit it closed (lightly!) on his left ear lobe so it looks like you got his ear pierced.

Sergeant Bob · « **Reply #11 on:** May 14, 2010, 04:41:23 PM »

Quote from: bluestarlizzard on May 14, 2010, 04:19:48 PM

try to get her to sit and then plop the baby in her lap. that way you get an extra few seconds to run while she's moving the baby to a safe spot.

Ah yes! A human shield!

Monkeyleg · « **Reply #12 on:** May 14, 2010, 04:50:20 PM »

Quote

Once the house is clean I will hide the sharp objects within reach of the front door.

Yes, but as another thread on this forum shows, she can just go buy a new knife.

crt360 · « **Reply #13 on:** May 14, 2010, 04:55:03 PM »

I realize staying alive is the primary concern, but any chance of videoing her reaction? :)

makattak · « **Reply #14 on:** May 14, 2010, 04:58:36 PM »

Quote from: crt360 on May 14, 2010, 04:55:03 PM

I realize staying alive is the primary concern, but any chance of videoing her reaction? :)

There might be $10,000 in it for you if you do it, JJ...

cassandra and sara's daddy · « **Reply #15 on:** May 14, 2010, 05:01:36 PM »

crash helmet? check? will made out? check cup? double check
good luck!

BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #16 on:** May 14, 2010, 05:04:16 PM »

5:04 pm

four minutes past deadline.

RIP j.j.

TechMan · « **Reply #17 on:** May 14, 2010, 05:07:49 PM »

I only knew J.J. for a short period, but he was a good man.

Will his wife plead temporary insanity?

J.J. · « **Reply #18 on:** May 14, 2010, 05:08:03 PM »

Central Time... its just after 4....

J.J. · « **Reply #19 on:** May 14, 2010, 05:08:52 PM »

Temporary Insanity.. Does it work like the tattoos...

wet with a rag first?

BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #20 on:** May 14, 2010, 05:09:25 PM »

oh, well then... you still have time to set up the video camera.

sanglant · « **Reply #21 on:** May 14, 2010, 05:23:52 PM »

i know to late, but you should have went with henna. could have done the whole sleeves.

or these.

BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #22 on:** May 14, 2010, 05:34:22 PM »

i don't think henna would have worked.

you'd have to keep baby still long enough for it to dry, plus, temp tatoos come off pretty quick, henna lasts for a month or so. the diffrence is for temp tatoos, jj only has to stay alive long enough for her to get over her anger. henna means a long, slow and painful death.

J.J. · « **Reply #23 on:** May 14, 2010, 05:35:27 PM »

She actually busted out laughing and enjoyed it quite a bit.

Man that was a close one... Now to rack my brains for another hair brained idea.

Balog · « **Reply #24 on:** May 14, 2010, 06:01:09 PM »

I like your wife JJ. :)

News:

Author Topic: My wife is gonna kill me... (Read 4305 times)