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Re: My wife is gonna kill me...
« Reply #25 on: May 14, 2010, 06:09:52 PM »
For the win!
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Re: My wife is gonna kill me...
« Reply #26 on: May 14, 2010, 06:22:17 PM »
Proof I am not dead.  I was able to take this pic as she yelled at me that she had a long day in the humidity and looks like crap so don't take a picture.....blah blah blah..


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Re: My wife is gonna kill me...
« Reply #27 on: May 14, 2010, 07:21:25 PM »
She holds up well after a long day in the humidity.  Good looking little fella there, J.J.
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Re: My wife is gonna kill me...
« Reply #28 on: May 14, 2010, 07:36:01 PM »
Wife and I both needed that laugh....  :laugh:
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Re: My wife is gonna kill me...
« Reply #29 on: May 14, 2010, 07:36:23 PM »
now, jj, if he comes home one day, say, when he's in late teens/early twenties, with full sleeves...

are you gonna think that you might have started it?

and will you be going  :facepalm:

or

 =D
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Re: My wife is gonna kill me...
« Reply #30 on: May 14, 2010, 07:46:48 PM »
Dang, either your wife is tiny or your boy is a big un. Good looking family. :)
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Re: My wife is gonna kill me...
« Reply #31 on: May 14, 2010, 07:58:35 PM »
The Wife's Facebook Status on Wed. -
"Had a bizarre dream last night that my husband went out and got my son tattooed with full sleeves on both arms. Woke up freaked out about it b/c, "What if he hates them when he grows up!", and then slowly realized it was a dream. I wonder if that's an indication of how my day's going to go?"

So Today I bought a pack of those Temporary Stick on Tattoo's and....


Hilarious !    =D =D =D

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Re: My wife is gonna kill me...
« Reply #32 on: May 15, 2010, 02:56:37 PM »
Question: does this technically fall under "self-fulfilling prophecy?"  =)
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