That reminds me, this may have some relevance here,
they fired the local traffic girl because she got caught lifting some perfume out of some fancy store. Said she was working on a story about shoplifting. Anyhoo, they got this new girl Teresa Labarbera, cute li'l teeny thing with a big bright smile and even bigger hooters. Like, they are just way oversized for her tiny frame. Not that I'm complaining mind you but I've taken to calling her Teresa LaBoobies. Is this wrong?