Post by: Balog on August 24, 2007, 04:17:18 PM
Balog: At age 36 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.
http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php
Post by: freakazoid on August 24, 2007, 04:22:40 PM
Oh man,
Post by: MillCreek on August 24, 2007, 04:36:50 PM
Excellent.
Post by: freakazoid on August 24, 2007, 04:41:01 PM
Post by: lupinus on August 24, 2007, 04:46:23 PM
Post by: BobR on August 24, 2007, 04:47:13 PM
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At age 103 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.
For years I have been telling my family that when I get old to put me in a LazyBoy on the railroad tracks at sunset to wait for the next westbound train.
Looks like they will finally listen to me!
bob
Post by: Headless Thompson Gunner on August 24, 2007, 04:49:29 PM
That's creepily depressing, given that I'm sitting at home in front of the computer on a Friday night, alone and bored.
Post by: nico on August 24, 2007, 04:57:07 PM
Post by: RadioFreeSeaLab on August 24, 2007, 05:33:34 PM
No good.
Post by: Bogie on August 24, 2007, 05:35:04 PM
At age 57 while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.
Post by: RocketMan on August 24, 2007, 05:43:10 PM
They forgot the stapler.
Post by: Ben on August 24, 2007, 05:46:49 PM
Considering my love of flight, an appropriate way to go.
Post by: Warhorse on August 24, 2007, 05:47:24 PM
Fascinating! Can it get any better than this?
Post by: Thor on August 24, 2007, 05:56:08 PM
Fascinating! Can it get any better than this?
No, but it most certainly can get WORSE!!!
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Thor: At age 74 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!
Post by: RadioFreeSeaLab on August 24, 2007, 05:58:22 PM
Post by: Paddy on August 24, 2007, 06:18:15 PM
Post by: Fjolnirsson on August 24, 2007, 07:03:24 PM
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Byron: At age 77 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.
Post by: Monkeyleg on August 24, 2007, 07:11:42 PM
Who would have thought that someone could come up with an internet version of the old "Magic 8 ball?"
Post by: Balog on August 24, 2007, 07:19:44 PM
dasmi: At age 60 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.
No good.
No good.
I thought that was just a normal Saturday night for ya there Das.
Post by: wmenorr67 on August 24, 2007, 08:38:29 PM
Post by: Perd Hapley on August 25, 2007, 03:33:34 AM
Post by: Stickjockey on August 25, 2007, 04:18:41 AM
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Stickjockey: At age 49 you will die lonely and alone.
Well, that's bleak.
Post by: grislyatoms on August 25, 2007, 04:27:45 AM
Don't bet on it...
Post by: Sindawe on August 25, 2007, 04:40:05 AM
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Sindawe: At age 88 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.
GONZO!!!!
Post by: client32 on August 25, 2007, 04:58:59 AM
I'm sure it will be a conspiracy.
Post by: Vile Nylons on August 25, 2007, 05:08:49 AM
Post by: RadioFreeSeaLab on August 25, 2007, 05:24:23 AM
ladyfriend: At age 37 you will become involved in revolutionary activities in Ecuador, and be killed.
I knew there was a reason I loved her so much.
Her second try was even better.
At age 53 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)
Post by: Fly320s on August 25, 2007, 10:05:23 AM
Sweet! A valiant death for our glorious leaders.
Post by: Tallpine on August 25, 2007, 11:16:02 AM
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At age 67 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck.
Well, I suppose that means that I'll still be able to afford to buy gasoline thirteen years from now.
Though I'd just as soon fall off my horse as wreck my pickup.
Post by: Chuck Dye on August 25, 2007, 11:32:03 AM
Well, that fits well enough, but had the thing been really accurate it would have said words to the effect:
You actually died three decades ago and have just not gotten the word yet.
Post by: Pew pew pew on August 25, 2007, 12:26:49 PM
I was hoping for a few more years, but I'll take it. I hope I mentally scar some little ones. :p
Post by: Rudy Kohn on August 25, 2007, 05:45:03 PM
Does this mean I'll be famous? As a physics lecturer (my current career path could end there...)? Cool.
Post by: Ned Hamford on August 25, 2007, 07:38:51 PM
Awww...
Post by: Marnoot on August 25, 2007, 08:18:38 PM
Dang, I was hoping for something a bit less painful...
Post by: mgdavis on August 25, 2007, 08:41:41 PM
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mgdavis: At age 73 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies.
Well, I do live in a mobile home. I could almost see that happening.
Post by: Antibubba on August 25, 2007, 09:18:39 PM
Why? Does one of my girlfriends spot me at dinner with my mistress?
Post by: Barbara on August 26, 2007, 11:44:47 AM
Post by: Jamisjockey on August 26, 2007, 12:06:35 PM
At age 82 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.
Post by: quiet on August 26, 2007, 01:20:55 PM
Post by: Matt B on August 26, 2007, 02:26:51 PM
Awesome. Never been there...
Post by: Scott on August 26, 2007, 05:56:46 PM
Well I suppose 56 years before relapsing ain't too bad. On the other hand it appears I start drinking again like I never quit and it kills me.
Post by: crt360 on August 26, 2007, 08:03:53 PM
Post by: Balog on August 26, 2007, 08:20:56 PM
"At age 72 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose."
Welcome to APS quiet! Sorry to hear of your impending doom.
Post by: Modifiedbrowning on August 27, 2007, 09:27:14 AM
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BROWNING: At age 82 you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.
I wonder what I'll do to get sent prison?
Post by: charby on August 27, 2007, 09:44:07 AM
So will I be fighting the war or be a civilian casualty?
-C
Post by: Brian Williams on August 27, 2007, 09:54:00 AM
Post by: Perd Hapley on August 27, 2007, 10:22:01 AM
Charby: At age 86 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Mexico.
So will I be fighting the war or be a civilian casualty?
So will I be fighting the war or be a civilian casualty?
It says you will be fighting, but you will still be the victim of a misguided policy, in an illegal, immoral, unjust war in Mexico. Unless a Dem. is in the White House.
Post by: charby on August 27, 2007, 10:35:41 AM
Charby: At age 86 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Mexico.
So will I be fighting the war or be a civilian casualty?
So will I be fighting the war or be a civilian casualty?
It says you will be fighting, but you will still be the victim of a misguided policy, in an illegal, immoral, unjust war in Mexico. Unless a Dem. is in the White House.
I'm thinking it means I'm going to die from Montezuma's revenge.
Post by: bdutton on August 27, 2007, 11:54:47 AM
...hmmm... I think I need to upgrade my home arsenal.
Post by: slzy on August 27, 2007, 12:24:46 PM
Post by: El Tejon on August 27, 2007, 12:53:15 PM
Post by: RevDisk on August 27, 2007, 01:57:34 PM
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RevDisk: At age 63 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.
Considering that under the influence of alcohol, I've operated a main battle tank for a rather short period of time. Also attempted to steal an Mi-24 Hind gunship after killing a third of a bottle of cheap vodka... I'm not terribly suprised.
Post by: Scout26 on August 27, 2007, 07:23:47 PM
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Scout26: At age 47 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.
Considering that I'll never go to New York City, I find that highly unlikely.
Second try says:
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Scout26: At age 93 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.
Yeah and there better be the large-breasted, nymphomanic, 20-something, daughter of a Gunshop owner, who's my nurse, driving the cart. However, not a drop of booze will split.
Post by: LadySmith on August 27, 2007, 11:45:24 PM
Now that's funny considering I never did an illegal drug in my life. Since I kick at age 92, I suppose it's never too late to learn.