From my FB page:
Dear GOP,
There is a reason why you are called the Stupid Party. You caved and got nothing, and likely will catch the blame for the entire govt shutdown. Also, you basically took away Congress’ power when it came to the debt ceiling and handed it to the President. Thanks for chipping away at the Constitution, yet again. And we're still apparently going to blow near a trillion dollars a year of money we don't have, and print/borrow the remainder causing significant inflation AND debt issues. Also, this whole thing neatly buried the NSA threat to the US in the media.
I'm trying to think of ways you could have done a worse job with this situation, and coming up short. Your title is richly deserved today.
I know, the official GOP position is that they successfully snagged $2.918 billion of kickback money out of the situation for the Senate Minority Leader.
*banging head repeatedly on the desk*
The nice thing about the Democratic Party is they stab you in the chest. No public displays of hypocrisy, it's straight on "Oooo, that looks like a nice place to put my knife. Chest, say hello to my little friend!" and then stabs you in the chest. Honest.
Republicans give a speech on the evils of stabbing folks, lay the morality on thick, say all the right things, say they're the party of smaller knives, less stabbings. Then stab you repeatedly in the back, while lifting your wallet.