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Waitone

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Lizard Man Returns
« on: July 16, 2011, 08:23:56 PM »
Been gone a while.  He seems to have added new elements to his act.  He now bites car bodies as opposed to just making an appearance. 

http://www.wltx.com/news/article/142643/35/Lizard-Man-Returns-to-Lee-County-
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/14/lizard-man-mauls-south-carolina-car_n_897476.html

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Re: Lizard Man Returns
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2011, 08:38:54 PM »
No seems like a repeat performance.  One of these days I'd like to see someone bag one of these things.  Imagine what would happen if someone did haul in a Bigfoot...
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Re: Lizard Man Returns
« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2011, 08:51:18 PM »
Hell I was just down in Lee County the other day for a job interview...if I move down there, gonna have to buy a .50...





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Re: Lizard Man Returns
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2011, 02:38:45 AM »
Calling Owen Pitt...Owen Pitt, white courtesy phone please...
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