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Title: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: Manedwolf on March 10, 2008, 09:43:31 AM
WOAH! I think he's done!

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Spitzer Is Linked to Prostitution Ring
Statement by New York Governor Expected Soon
By DANNY HAKIM and WILLIAM K. RASHBAUM 12 minutes ago

Gov. Eliot Spitzer has informed his most senior administration officials that he had been involved in a prostitution ring, an administration official said this morning.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/10/nyregion/10cnd-spitzer.html?hp

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Just last week, four arrests were made in connection to a high-profile prostitution ring involving big-dollar clients.

The Times reports that a source with knowledge of the governors role believes the governor is one of the men identified as clients in court papers in the prostitution ring.

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Mr. Spitzer, a first-term Democrat who pledged to bring ethics reform and end the often seamy ways of Albany, is married with three children.

Bye-bye, guvnah! Take your anti-2A idiocy with you!

Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: K Frame on March 10, 2008, 09:57:10 AM
Buying or selling?

Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: Manedwolf on March 10, 2008, 10:00:27 AM
Buying or selling?

Heh. Smiley

It just exploded all over the networks, now.

Really, this is even more disgusting than a politician doing that. He was the Attorney General, and didn't bust a high-profile prostitution ring, he used it...and turned a blind eye to it. That's just as bad as a crooked cop, if not worse.

This is going to shake up a lot. He was a superdelegate, and a strong Clinton supporter.

I'm just glad he's out, he kept trying to push laws against people trying to legally obtain firearms.
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: MillCreek on March 10, 2008, 10:07:25 AM
The MSNBC story notes that patrons of the ring could rate the escorts and some of the highest-rated escorts charged up to $ 5,500 per hour.

Ain't no way in heck that I am paying $ 5,500 for an hour of that.
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: mtnbkr on March 10, 2008, 10:13:48 AM
The MSNBC story notes that patrons of the ring could rate the escorts and some of the highest-rated escorts charged up to $ 5,500 per hour.

Ain't no way in heck that I am paying $ 5,500 for an hour of that.

Do they prorate?

Chris
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: cassandra and sara's daddy on March 10, 2008, 10:17:09 AM
hes done  and if he leaves they should leave it alone. if he tries to stay hes fair game. his statement left a lot to be desired
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: Manedwolf on March 10, 2008, 10:19:07 AM
He's being indicted. Why should they leave it alone? He broke the law in letting people break the law and broke the law in using their services as well.

A crooked attorney general is a very, very, very bad thing.
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: cassandra and sara's daddy on March 10, 2008, 10:33:47 AM
is there some indication he was a crooked ag? i missed that. i'm never a fan of someone getting caught and negotiating their way out by naming names. in particular i feel bad for his family.him being such a sanctimonious prick makes him a target
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: Manedwolf on March 10, 2008, 10:35:05 AM
Um. If he was AG, he was supposed to be prosecuting this sort of thing, not using it.

Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: Headless Thompson Gunner on March 10, 2008, 10:51:24 AM
Persecuted business execs rejoice.
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: K Frame on March 10, 2008, 10:53:18 AM
Um. If he was AG, he was supposed to be prosecuting this sort of thing, not using it.




Spitzer went after TWO high-cost prostitution rings when he was AG of New York.
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: cassandra and sara's daddy on March 10, 2008, 10:54:50 AM
we need some of those "the b#$%^& set me up" t shirts ala marion barry
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: WeedWhacker on March 10, 2008, 11:00:28 AM
Um. If he was AG, he was supposed to be prosecuting this sort of thing, not using it.




Spitzer went after TWO high-cost prostitution rings when he was AG of New York.

*ahem*

Ahahahahaha! Hahahahahaha! Hah hah hah hah!

Karma.
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: Fly320s on March 10, 2008, 11:00:54 AM
The MSNBC story notes that patrons of the ring could rate the escorts and some of the highest-rated escorts charged up to $ 5,500 per hour.

Ain't no way in heck that I am paying $ 5,500 for an hour of that.

Do they prorate?

Chris
grin shocked

It will still cost you about $275. laugh
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: HankB on March 10, 2008, 11:03:05 AM
Spitzer went after TWO high-cost prostitution rings when he was AG of New York.

Shutting down the competition, perhaps?
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: Manedwolf on March 10, 2008, 11:06:01 AM
I wonder if he's going to check into "rehab", the leftist equivalent of absolution?

Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: mtnbkr on March 10, 2008, 11:07:45 AM
It will still cost you about $275. laugh

You've been talking to my wife, haven't you. Wink

Chris
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: The Rabbi on March 10, 2008, 11:23:13 AM
Spitzer was about 3 years ahead of me in high school.  He was involved in student government and I think was president of the Governing Council.
He was a slimy little weasel then and I'm happy to see he hasnt changed much.
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: Jamisjockey on March 10, 2008, 11:52:32 AM
The MSNBC story notes that patrons of the ring could rate the escorts and some of the highest-rated escorts charged up to $ 5,500 per hour.

Ain't no way in heck that I am paying $ 5,500 for an hour of that.

Do they prorate?

Chris

Ninety-one bucks a minute.  Wow.
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: MillCreek on March 10, 2008, 12:24:03 PM
My discretionary spending allows for about 30 seconds. 
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: Scout26 on March 10, 2008, 12:52:07 PM
Do ya need more then 30 seconds ?   angel grin cheesy rolleyes
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: Jamisjockey on March 10, 2008, 12:54:01 PM
Do ya need more then 30 seconds ?   angel grin cheesy rolleyes

If the hookers are so hot that they make $5k an hour...probably not.
 angel
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: The Rabbi on March 10, 2008, 01:41:43 PM
Do ya need more then 30 seconds ?   angel grin cheesy rolleyes
No, and that includes 15 seconds to undress and dress.
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: Paddy on March 10, 2008, 01:51:12 PM
Why do these wimps always drag their wives out?  What did she do to merit the humiliation (besides marry a deceitful putz) ? Why can't they man up and face the music on their own?  Larry Craig did the same thing.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/23562459#23562459

Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: Warren on March 10, 2008, 01:55:24 PM
"Hey, hold on a sec."

All right that'll be $1.51 please.
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: Ryan in Maine on March 10, 2008, 02:06:25 PM
Legalize it!

Oh. Wrong post?

 cheesy
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: Manedwolf on March 10, 2008, 02:43:38 PM
Just once, when they drag the wife out as a stage prop, I'd like to see the wife turn and slap them across the face, then leave.
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: grampster on March 10, 2008, 03:17:39 PM
His wife looked like she had been crying.  That would have been great if she'd slapped him.
Most folks who've been on the radio today said he was a completely self absorbed egotistical Richard Cranium.  I'm sure the glee level in some corners of NY and elsewhere is high.
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: French G. on March 10, 2008, 03:45:36 PM
Oh darn, will this be a setback in the Spitzer/Bloomberg evil plot to demonize Virginia gunowners. Darn. Gonna miss you pal.

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Why do these wimps always drag their wives out?  What did she do to merit the humiliation (besides marry a deceitful putz) ? Why can't they man up and face the music on their own?  Larry Craig did the same thing.

I highly disagree. One more example of a society dishonest to the core. Spare me the tears and trod upon wife look. She should be standing next to him beaming. She owns his ass and she knows it and that is most likely what she is thinking. The only innocent victims, his (ugly) daughters, are about to get a life lesson in how to take a man to the cleaners. Or if she is really shrewd she'll stand by her man a la Hillary who is still collecting on Bill's debt. Spitzy doesn't have a great future though so it is probably splitsville.
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: thebaldguy on March 10, 2008, 03:54:28 PM
A politician and a hooker?

No way.

Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: Headless Thompson Gunner on March 10, 2008, 04:07:16 PM
In Larry Craig's situation, I think having the wifey stand by him was appropriate.  I think Craig was innocent.  All he really did was tap his toe in a bathroom, which isn't a particularly damning thing to do.  Craig was just some country shrub from Idaho, how would he have known that toe-tapping was some sort of secret code used for gay bathroom sex in Minneapolis?  Did anyone else here know that before the story broke?  Anyway, having his wife attest to his life-long straightness and good character seemed perfectly appropriate.  She's the perfect character reference in that case.

In Spitzer's case, I have no idea why his wife was there.  She was probably too stunned and embarassed and angry to be able to think straight.  Someone guided her into the front of the press room and she went along without thinking.

Hillary?  She knows darn well what she's doing.  If she really wanted to win the nomination, she'd tell Bill to go get caught diddling some 19 year old with big floppy tits.  Then Her Hillaryness could go out in front of all the cameras and do her poor-me-victim thing.  She'd win the remaining states in a landslide.
Title: I saw a family resemblance:
Post by: Harold Tuttle on March 10, 2008, 06:15:09 PM
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: Archie on March 10, 2008, 06:27:21 PM
He's a Democrat.

I thought stuff like was legal for Democrats?  Don't they get medals for cheating on their spouses and flaunting immorality and being above the law and that sort of thing?

Out of office?  This should guarantee a re-election and a priority chance at running for President.
Title: Prostitute Admits Link to Elliott Spitzer; Resigns From Escort Service in Disgr
Post by: roo_ster on March 10, 2008, 06:30:11 PM
Prostitute Admits Link to Elliott Spitzer; Resigns From Escort Service in Disgrace

http://meganmcardle.theatlantic.com/archives/2008/03/shorter_spitzer_takes.php
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: RocketMan on March 10, 2008, 07:21:13 PM
He's a Democrat.

I thought stuff like was legal for Democrats?  Don't they get medals for cheating on their spouses and flaunting immorality and being above the law and that sort of thing?

Out of office?  This should guarantee a re-election and a priority chance at running for President.

You're right, Archie.  After all, it was Clinton's private life when he was diddling interns in his office, so why isn't it for Spitzer?
I'll bet someone in the Democrat Party is after him, that's why he isn't getting a pass.
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas on March 10, 2008, 07:28:20 PM
I think the higher fee is so you'll know who's been getting what you've been getting. Certainly not paying for privacy.

Next time, he should use Craigslist. Or an intern.
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: The Rabbi on March 11, 2008, 03:53:24 AM

You're right, Archie.  After all, it was Clinton's private life when he was diddling interns in his office, so why isn't it for Spitzer?
I'll bet someone in the Democrat Party is after him, that's why he isn't getting a pass.
Because prostitution is still illegal and Spitzer violated the law, the one he swore to uphold.
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: Manedwolf on March 11, 2008, 04:00:55 AM
The press is already calling him "Eliot Mess".  cheesy
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: MicroBalrog on March 11, 2008, 04:14:49 AM
...five thousand dollar prostitutes.

Wait, FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS? What are these women? Rented gurias? WTFSH?

[for the record, while I support legalization of prostitution, I think it is immoral for a married man to cheat on his wive(s)].
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: ilbob on March 11, 2008, 04:40:12 AM
where do these guys come up with this kind of cash?

I would like someone to look at BHO's admitted cocaine habit at a time when his wife claims they could barely pay their college loans.

there is a lot of dirty money going into politicians pockets.
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: longeyes on March 11, 2008, 07:38:56 AM
This story proves without a doubt that inflation is out of control.   And I thought the price of gold reflected a collapsing currency...

As for the loyal wife, I doubt she married Mr S for his warm heart and noble character, so there may be some ugly ironies involved here.
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: The Rabbi on March 11, 2008, 07:45:28 AM
...five thousand dollar prostitutes.

Wait, FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS? What are these women? Rented gurias? WTFSH?

[for the record, while I support legalization of prostitution, I think it is immoral for a married man to cheat on his wive(s)].

I think in a case like that you are paying for more than just sexual services.  You are paying for discretion and anonymity.  At least he thought he was.
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: K Frame on March 11, 2008, 07:47:57 AM
"You're right, Archie.  After all, it was Clinton's private life when he was diddling interns in his office, so why isn't it for Spitzer?
I'll bet someone in the Democrat Party is after him, that's why he isn't getting a pass."

Well, let's see...

1. Prostitution is illegal.

2. Spitzer allegedly arranged for a pros to be delivered from NY to DC (what, our whores aren't good enough for him?). That is a violation of the Mann Act, which is a Federal beef.

3. Spitzer was allegedly caught on wiretaps arranging for prostitutes. That's conspiracy.

4. Spitzer made several very high profile prostitution cases when he was New York Attorney General. That's hypocrisy.



As for Clinton, had he just been diddling Monica in the Oval Office, that would be one thing.

But, in the course of another matter (Paula Jones' lawsuit, IIRC), Clinton was sworn before a grand jury and then LIED, under oath. That is perjury, and is a felony.



Oh, by the way, even the NY Times is abandoning Spitzer and calling him down with some very harsh language.
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: cassandra and sara's daddy on March 11, 2008, 07:51:57 AM
. Spitzer allegedly arranged for a pros to be delivered from NY to DC (what, our whores aren't good enough for him?). That is a violation of the Mann Act, which is a Federal beef.


thats the one that hurts   and it was a waste  plenty og high dollar girls in dc  or anywhere there are politicians
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: Manedwolf on March 11, 2008, 07:52:14 AM
I think the NYT was the one that broke the story, ironically enough.
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: The Rabbi on March 11, 2008, 08:40:23 AM
I think the NYT was the one that broke the story, ironically enough.
Even more ironic is one of the reporters grew up in the same neighborhood as Spitzer and their parents are/were friends.
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: Harold Tuttle on March 11, 2008, 09:23:49 AM
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: Harold Tuttle on March 11, 2008, 09:24:24 AM
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: Paddy on March 11, 2008, 09:47:26 AM
There are rumors it was a corporate hit job in the sense he was ratted out by a former 'provider'.  The lady appeared out of nowhere and clued the feds.  Reason:  He was about to go after S&P, Moody's, and Fitch the rating companies, for concealing the true scope of the subprime losses.
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: Finch on March 11, 2008, 10:15:02 AM
I'm sure there is a place for him with Bloomberg....

Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: Jamisjockey on March 11, 2008, 12:05:14 PM


Swweettt baby jeebus that's funny!
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: Bigjake on March 11, 2008, 04:00:12 PM
that's pretty good.

Oh, and since no one else has said it yet, it was obviously a Zionist hatchet job perpetrated by the Izzyies.   laugh
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: xd9fan on March 11, 2008, 04:41:29 PM
Elliot Mess
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: outerlimit on March 11, 2008, 09:26:37 PM
that's pretty good.

Oh, and since no one else has said it yet, it was obviously a Zionist hatchet job perpetrated by the Izzyies.   laugh


Alan Shmuckawitz was on tv already defending his brother in arms. Hilarious!
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: outerlimit on March 11, 2008, 09:27:01 PM

that's pretty good.

Oh, and since no one else has said it yet, it was obviously a Zionist hatchet job perpetrated by the Izzyies.   laugh


Alan Shmuckawitz was on tv already defending his kosher friend. Hilarious!
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: seeker_two on March 12, 2008, 01:17:39 AM
This whole thing would be funny if he didn't have three daughters who now have to live with the knowledge that the same mouth Daddy kisses them with also kisses hookers......that makes him an even bigger scumbag than before....  sad

As for his gun-manufacturers lawsuit....he needs to worry less about the guns they make and more about the guns that his wife may have.... Wink
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: The Rabbi on March 12, 2008, 02:52:47 AM

that's pretty good.

Oh, and since no one else has said it yet, it was obviously a Zionist hatchet job perpetrated by the Izzyies.   laugh


Alan Shmuckawitz was on tv already defending his kosher friend. Hilarious!


WTF???
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: The Rabbi on March 12, 2008, 02:55:10 AM
This whole thing would be funny if he didn't have three daughters who now have to live with the knowledge that the same mouth Daddy kisses them with also kisses hookers......that makes him an even bigger scumbag than before....  sad


Oh please.  It was already the same mouth that threatened business executives, the same hands that launched a hatchet job against a political enemy, etc.
Besides, you dont know what he did with them.  Maybe he didnt kiss them at all.  Maybe he just ate them like a tossed salad.
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: MicroBalrog on March 12, 2008, 03:08:58 AM
This whole thing would be funny if he didn't have three daughters who now have to live with the knowledge that the same mouth Daddy kisses them with also kisses hookers......that makes him an even bigger scumbag than before....  sad


Oh please.  It was already the same mouth that threatened business executives, the same hands that launched a hatchet job against a political enemy, etc.
Besides, you dont know what he did with them.  Maybe he didnt kiss them at all.  Maybe he just ate them like a tossed salad.

I would say the hookers are far less disgusting people to hang out with than the average politician/bureaucrat, and unlike most people who say that, I mean it.
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: Jamisjockey on March 12, 2008, 03:13:53 AM
This whole thing would be funny if he didn't have three daughters who now have to live with the knowledge that the same mouth Daddy kisses them with also kisses hookers......that makes him an even bigger scumbag than before....  sad


Oh please.  It was already the same mouth that threatened business executives, the same hands that launched a hatchet job against a political enemy, etc.
Besides, you dont know what he did with them.  Maybe he didnt kiss them at all.  Maybe he just ate them like a tossed salad.

I would say the hookers are far less disgusting people to hang out with than the average politician/bureaucrat, and unlike most people who say that, I mean it.

Yeah!  With the average hooker, the terms and conditions are up front and understood.  You don't know how the average politician is going to screw you, you just know they're going to.
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: Bigjake on March 12, 2008, 01:33:40 PM

Quote

WTF???

There been so much Jew bashing in all of the other threads, I figured inserting some here (tongue in cheek) would balance the thread out and spare us the crackpot paulistinians.
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: seeker_two on March 12, 2008, 02:26:40 PM
Picture of the hooker found (NSFW).....

http://www.590klbj.com/JeffWard/Home.aspx

Not sure she's worth the price tag....
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: The Rabbi on March 12, 2008, 04:14:26 PM
Picture of the hooker found (NSFW).....

http://www.590klbj.com/JeffWard/Home.aspx

Not sure she's worth the price tag....

I think the price includes the promise of privacy and discretion.  Or at least he thought it did.
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: MicroBalrog on March 12, 2008, 11:52:02 PM
Picture of the hooker found (NSFW).....

http://www.590klbj.com/JeffWard/Home.aspx

Not sure she's worth the price tag....

It is possible that the price involves a variety of exotic professional skills. A call girl that's also a professional masseuse, dancer, etc. etc. will command a premium.

Knowledge of additional languages often commands a premium as well.
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: seeker_two on March 13, 2008, 01:15:55 AM
Picture of the hooker found (NSFW).....

http://www.590klbj.com/JeffWard/Home.aspx

Not sure she's worth the price tag....

It is possible that the price involves a variety of exotic professional skills. A call girl that's also a professional masseuse, dancer, etc. etc. will command a premium.

Knowledge of additional languages often commands a premium as well.

Well put. You should go to her MySpace page and write an ad for her....  grin

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2008/03/spitzers_call_girl_speaks_belm.html
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: The Rabbi on March 13, 2008, 05:32:08 AM
Picture of the hooker found (NSFW).....

http://www.590klbj.com/JeffWard/Home.aspx

Not sure she's worth the price tag....

It is possible that the price involves a variety of exotic professional skills. A call girl that's also a professional masseuse, dancer, etc. etc. will command a premium.

Knowledge of additional languages often commands a premium as well.

Especially if those languages include Greek and French.
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: longeyes on March 13, 2008, 08:18:08 AM
What I've learned from this is to hate the rich: they inflate the price of everything.
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: Jamisjockey on March 13, 2008, 09:05:38 AM
What I've learned from this is to hate the rich: they inflate the price of everything.

Oh no: there's still $20 crack whores to be had.
Title: Re: NY Governor Spitzer involved in a prostitution ring!!
Post by: seeker_two on March 13, 2008, 12:29:44 PM
What I've learned from this is to hate the rich: they inflate the price of everything.

Oh no: there's still $20 crack whores to be had.


But can they speak French, set up a MySpace page, and catch the eye of New York's finest?....