Author Topic: Objects in Space (Read 13290 times)

AJ Dual · « **Reply #25 on:** April 11, 2010, 01:00:25 AM »

Quote from: 230RN on April 11, 2010, 12:56:37 AM

Hey, if Noah took only two of each animal, what did he feed the lions after the two lambs/sheep were eaten?

And he must've had one heck of a ventilation and stall-cleaning problem, yes?

Terry, 230RN

You have to remember, they had a LOT of kids back then...

bedlamite · « **Reply #26 on:** April 11, 2010, 02:08:21 AM »

Quote from: Mabs on April 10, 2010, 08:04:25 PM

It doesn't matter how long or how a corpse would become nothing when floating in space because the armies of Hell on their way to Earth from Phobos will pick up all corpses and reanimate them for use in their horrifying army.

Amateurs.

This is probably what the horrible Daemon piloted ship would look like cruising through space.

Be warned, it's graphic.

I wouldn't worry too much about a Daemon piloted ship. Revdisk could probably telnet into it and crash it. And you're still a goof.

sanglant · « **Reply #27 on:** April 11, 2010, 02:47:46 AM »

what if it's this daemon?

Harold Tuttle · « **Reply #28 on:** April 11, 2010, 09:08:05 AM »

spent the day shooping fence posts in concrete in meatspace

Check out "Knowing" with Nicholas Cage for some moderne space arks

Mabs2 · « **Reply #29 on:** April 11, 2010, 10:04:20 AM »

Quote from: fistful on April 10, 2010, 11:17:37 PM

Mabs, you are the dumbest tyrant ever. I am not afraid of you. You are dumb.

:(

Quote from: bedlamite on April 11, 2010, 02:08:21 AM

I wouldn't worry too much about a Daemon piloted ship. Revdisk could probably telnet into it and crash it. And you're still a goof.

:((

280plus · « **Reply #30 on:** April 11, 2010, 10:19:31 AM »

Not feeling very gay right now are you?

Mabs2 · « **Reply #31 on:** April 11, 2010, 10:23:23 AM »

Quote from: 280plus on April 11, 2010, 10:19:31 AM

Not feeling very gay right now are you?

NOT REALLY NO

280plus · « **Reply #32 on:** April 11, 2010, 10:33:57 AM »

Mabs2 · « **Reply #33 on:** April 11, 2010, 12:27:09 PM »

Since this is fistful's thread, I don't feel bad about hi-jacking it and turning it gay.

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #34 on:** April 11, 2010, 02:16:13 PM »

I thought gay threads were born that way, so how can you turn it gay? You are obviously just pushing homophobic propaganda that being gay is a "choice." Hate-monger.

280plus · « **Reply #35 on:** April 11, 2010, 02:24:27 PM »

OK, I've already nixed three possible replies, maybe I should leave this one alone...

wmenorr67 · « **Reply #36 on:** April 11, 2010, 02:27:29 PM »

Quote from: 280plus on April 11, 2010, 02:24:27 PM

OK, I've already nixed three possible replies, maybe I should leave this one alone...

That is why I have stayed out of it.

Jamisjockey · « **Reply #37 on:** April 11, 2010, 02:33:08 PM »

Quote from: 230RN on April 11, 2010, 12:56:37 AM

Say, if Noah took only two of each animal, what did he feed the lions after the two lambs/sheep were eaten?

Terry, 230RN

Dinosaurs.

Mabs2 · « **Reply #38 on:** April 11, 2010, 03:11:35 PM »

Quote from: fistful on April 11, 2010, 02:16:13 PM

I thought gay threads were born that way, so how can you turn it gay? You are obviously just pushing homophobic propaganda that being gay is a "choice." Hate-monger.

Your threads are special. You seem to infuse latent Zardoz into everything you post.

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #39 on:** April 11, 2010, 04:40:42 PM »

I don't know what latex has to do with Zardoz and I don't want to know.

sanglant · « **Reply #40 on:** April 11, 2010, 09:25:29 PM »

on the ark, the best theory(all we have on the actual workings[assume-ing

it happened

]) i have hear is, that God arranged for 2 of each animal at it smallest size, and put them to sleep(the animals) for the voyage

280plus · « **Reply #41 on:** April 11, 2010, 09:53:30 PM »

Quote from: sanglant on April 11, 2010, 09:25:29 PM

on the ark, the best theory(all we have on the actual workings[assume-ing it happened ]) i have hear is, that God arranged for 2 of each animal at it smallest size, and put them to sleep(the animals) for the voyage

That's awfully convenient, don't you think?

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #42 on:** April 11, 2010, 10:23:46 PM »

Quote from: 280plus on April 11, 2010, 09:53:30 PM

That's awfully convenient, don't you think?

It's one theory.

The entire story of the Ark assumes an all-powerful Creator God intervening in the natural world. Putting the animals on the Ark was His idea. So there's nothing sneaky about postulating that this God might assist the operation in various ways.

Another theory that might go alongside, is that there may have been only one variety of canine, ursine, etc, at that time, from which other sorts of dogs, wolves, bears, etc, descended. This would have reduced the number of animals that were on board.

280plus · « **Reply #43 on:** April 12, 2010, 07:27:58 AM »

Funny, this is the first I've heard either of these postulations.

Hmmmm, I'd have to vote for theory A. I mean, if you're already on a mission from God it's not too far fetched to believe He (or She) would give you a hand if you asked for it.

AmbulanceDriver · « **Reply #44 on:** April 12, 2010, 10:22:57 AM »

Quote from: 280plus on April 12, 2010, 07:27:58 AM

Funny, this is the first I've heard either of these postulations.

Hmmmm, I'd have to vote for theory A. I mean, if you're already on a mission from God it's not too far fetched to believe He (or She) would give you a hand if you asked for it.

*gigglesnort*

Maybe I haven't had enough coffee yet, but I read that and this is all I could think of:

Jamisjockey · « **Reply #45 on:** April 12, 2010, 10:37:01 AM »

IMHO, and this is as one of the resident heathens, theorizing as to how it happened is kind of counterproductive, right? I mean, if you believe in an all powerful creator, and that the Bible is His word....shouldn't it be a matter of faith? Just sayin....
As a dirty rotten heathen, I actually have alot of respect for people that believe in thier faith and don't try to come up with explanations for every little thing. Obviously, being educated and knoweldgeable about the faith matters.

sanglant · « **Reply #46 on:** April 12, 2010, 10:41:35 AM »

depends, if your just bored, and can't do anything else. well i can think of a lot worse things to be doing.

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #47 on:** April 12, 2010, 01:19:11 PM »

Actually, 280 was right. Having an omnipotent being to step in and tie up loose ends is very convenient.

Quote from: JamisJockey on April 12, 2010, 10:37:01 AM

IMHO, and this is as one of the resident heathens, theorizing as to how it happened is kind of counterproductive, right? I mean, if you believe in an all powerful creator, and that the Bible is His word....shouldn't it be a matter of faith? Just sayin....
As a dirty rotten heathen, I actually have alot of respect for people that believe in thier faith and don't try to come up with explanations for every little thing. Obviously, being educated and knoweldgeable about the faith matters.

That's not really the arena of faith. Faith shouldn't really come into it, until you've decided whether the whole scenario is believable in the first place. If the evidence suggests that you should believe it, then faith is really only for those times when you doubt God's judgment on a particular issue. As in, when your small child dies, do you curse God for screwing up, or do you continue to trust that He is wiser than you when He allowed your kid to die so early in life? That's what faith is for, because there is no scientific way of knowing what scenario would have worked out better.

Tallpine · « **Reply #48 on:** April 12, 2010, 01:38:09 PM »

I've heard that the unicorns were out playing in the puddles and missed the boat.

Which is why they are now extinct

Mabs2 · « **Reply #49 on:** April 12, 2010, 02:44:26 PM »

Quote from: Tallpine on April 12, 2010, 01:38:09 PM

I've heard that the unicorns were out playing in the puddles and missed the boat.

Which is why they are now extinct

The dinosaurs too.

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Author Topic: Objects in Space (Read 13290 times)