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Title: "Global Orgasm For Peace"???
Post by: Preacherman on November 19, 2006, 06:42:36 PM
I think I've heard it all now . . .  shocked

From http://www.globalorgasm.org/ :

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GlobalOrgasm.org Mission Statement

The mission of the Global Orgasm is to effect change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy. Now that there are two more US fleets heading for the Persian Gulf with anti- submarine equipment that can only be for use against Iran, the time to change Earths energy is NOW! Read more about the fleet buildup here.

The intent is that the participants concentrate any thoughts during and after orgasm on peace. The combination of high- energy orgasmic energy combined with mindful intention may have a much greater effect than previous mass meditations and prayers.

The goal is to add so much concentrated and high-energy positive input into the energy field of the Earth that it will reduce the current dangerous levels of aggression and violence throughout the world.

Global Orgasm is an experiment open to everyone in the world.

The results will be measured on the worldwide monitor system of the Global Consciousness Project.

This is the First Annual Solstice Synchronized Global Orgasm for Peace, leading up to the December Solstice of 2012, when the Mayan Calendar ends with a new beginning.

You know, you just can't make this stuff up, can you?  laugh
Title: Re: "Global Orgasm For Peace"???
Post by: Standing Wolf on November 19, 2006, 06:56:21 PM
Thank heaven someone's finally doing something constructive to stop all the needless killing! Whew!
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Post by: MechAg94 on November 19, 2006, 07:01:41 PM
 laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
LOL, great comment Standing Wolf.


So where can I go where this would make an effective pick up line? 
Title: Re: "Global Orgasm For Peace"???
Post by: Headless Thompson Gunner on November 19, 2006, 09:18:29 PM
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The combination of high- energy orgasmic energy combined with mindful intention may have a much greater effect than previous mass meditations and prayers.
Just how much affect, exactly, did those previous mass meditations have?  Seems like an awfully low hurdle to overcome...

Title: Re: "Global Orgasm For Peace"???
Post by: 280plus on November 20, 2006, 01:12:24 AM
I'll bet Yoko Ono had a hand in this...
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Post by: Green Lantern on November 20, 2006, 02:50:53 AM
*reads....*

......

Chances of managing to "score" with local good-looking "peacenik" girls: RISING! Cheesy

"Heh-heh, AWWWWWWW-right" - Glen Quagmire
Title: Re: "Global Orgasm For Peace"???
Post by: AmbulanceDriver on November 20, 2006, 04:15:35 AM
280, I don't even think Preacherman would sink so low for a pun......


That was painful........
Title: Re: "Global Orgasm For Peace"???
Post by: 280plus on November 20, 2006, 04:19:55 AM
LOL... dang, I didn't even catch that myself ! laugh
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Post by: grampster on November 20, 2006, 04:48:28 AM
quivering for piece?
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Post by: Perd Hapley on November 20, 2006, 04:51:34 AM
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The results will be measured on the worldwide monitor system of the Global Consciousness Project.
Wha?
Title: Re: "Global Orgasm For Peace"???
Post by: Ben on November 20, 2006, 05:59:52 AM
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So where can I go where this would make an effective pick up line?

Berkeley dude...
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Post by: InfidelSerf on November 20, 2006, 07:33:17 AM
This is great.. you have to go to the multimedia/downloads section and click on the "View a demonstration of how the whole concept works. Click here."

It sounds like some sort of scientology spiel   laugh
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Post by: Tallpine on November 20, 2006, 07:38:28 AM
Hey, I'm willing to do my part  grin
Title: Re: "Global Orgasm For Peace"???
Post by: m1911owner on November 20, 2006, 11:32:19 AM
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... energy field of the earth... human energy...

Would somebody please explain to me the physics here?  It's been quite a few years since my honors Modern Physics course--I seem to have forgotten these forms of energy, and how they interact.

Title: Re: "Global Orgasm For Peace"???
Post by: Matthew Carberry on November 20, 2006, 11:38:31 AM
Does it have to be intentional?  If not, between dad's Playboys and the nation's supply of 12 year old boys, we should be living in a utopia by now.  cheesy

Or they can just schedule it to coincide with the near-inevitable release of the Britney Spears sex tape.  Thousands of parent's houses will be shaken from their foundations by the energy emanating from darkened basements.

Peace in our time...
Title: Re: "Global Orgasm For Peace"???
Post by: m1911owner on November 20, 2006, 12:22:09 PM
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The results will be measured on the worldwide monitor system of the Global Consciousness Project.

Where can I find a discription of the design details of the "worldwide monitor system of the Global Consciousness Project"?  This sounds like an interesting piece of technology.
Title: Re: "Global Orgasm For Peace"???
Post by: AJ Dual on November 20, 2006, 03:12:22 PM
What if you pleasured yourself to a war documentary, or the first ten minutes of Saving Private Ryan?  undecided

Would it be a net energy gain, or a negative drain?
Title: Re: "Global Orgasm For Peace"???
Post by: Matthew Carberry on November 20, 2006, 03:18:49 PM
What if you pleasured yourself to a war documentary, or the first ten minutes of Saving Private Ryan?  undecided

Would it be a net energy gain, or a negative drain?

C: A sign that serious counseling is way overdue.  grin
Title: Re: "Global Orgasm For Peace"???
Post by: 280plus on November 20, 2006, 04:45:47 PM
Hmmm, kind of a reverse "Clockwork Orange", interesting...
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Post by: Fly320s on November 20, 2006, 05:07:58 PM
Won't work.  We men won't stayed interested for mor than two or three minutes.   grin
Title: Re: "Global Orgasm For Peace"???
Post by: Eleven Mike on November 20, 2006, 05:08:57 PM
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Where can I find a discription of the design details of the "worldwide monitor system of the Global Consciousness Project"?  This sounds like an interesting piece of technology.
  If you want to spend time on such pseudo-science:
http://noosphere.princeton.edu/
Title: Re: "Global Orgasm For Peace"???
Post by: Ben on November 20, 2006, 05:28:41 PM
Actually, won't the global orgasm contribute to global warming?Huh?
Title: Re: "Global Orgasm For Peace"???
Post by: Preacherman on November 20, 2006, 05:39:40 PM
Not if you have cold hands . . .

 shocked
Title: Re: "Global Orgasm For Peace"???
Post by: Antibubba on November 20, 2006, 07:41:15 PM
It's difficult enough for me to sync it with one partner, now I've got to delay it for millions?


Title: Re: "Global Orgasm For Peace"???
Post by: 280plus on November 21, 2006, 06:03:45 AM
I just received a similar email from a friend which now claims that Bill Clinton is on board with the idea.  laugh
Title: Re: "Global Orgasm For Peace"???
Post by: Eleven Mike on November 21, 2006, 12:46:08 PM
He feels guilty because the last time he was known to orgasm, he had to start a war to cover it up.   laugh