Author Topic: "Global Orgasm For Peace"??? (Read 4025 times)

Preacherman · « **on:** November 19, 2006, 06:42:36 PM »

I think I've heard it all now . . . shocked

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GlobalOrgasm.org Mission Statement

The mission of the Global Orgasm is to effect change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy. Now that there are two more US fleets heading for the Persian Gulf with anti- submarine equipment that can only be for use against Iran, the time to change Earths energy is NOW! Read more about the fleet buildup here.

The intent is that the participants concentrate any thoughts during and after orgasm on peace. The combination of high- energy orgasmic energy combined with mindful intention may have a much greater effect than previous mass meditations and prayers.

The goal is to add so much concentrated and high-energy positive input into the energy field of the Earth that it will reduce the current dangerous levels of aggression and violence throughout the world.

Global Orgasm is an experiment open to everyone in the world.

The results will be measured on the worldwide monitor system of the Global Consciousness Project.

This is the First Annual Solstice Synchronized Global Orgasm for Peace, leading up to the December Solstice of 2012, when the Mayan Calendar ends with a new beginning.

You know, you just can't make this stuff up, can you? laugh

Standing Wolf · « **Reply #1 on:** November 19, 2006, 06:56:21 PM »

Thank heaven someone's finally doing something constructive to stop all the needless killing! Whew!

MechAg94 · « **Reply #2 on:** November 19, 2006, 07:01:41 PM »

LOL, great comment Standing Wolf.

So where can I go where this would make an effective pick up line?

Headless Thompson Gunner · « **Reply #3 on:** November 19, 2006, 09:18:29 PM »

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The combination of high- energy orgasmic energy combined with mindful intention may have a much greater effect than previous mass meditations and prayers.

Just how much affect, exactly, did those previous mass meditations have? Seems like an awfully low hurdle to overcome...

280plus · « **Reply #4 on:** November 20, 2006, 01:12:24 AM »

I'll bet Yoko Ono had a hand in this...

Green Lantern · « **Reply #5 on:** November 20, 2006, 02:50:53 AM »

*reads....*

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Chances of managing to "score" with local good-looking "peacenik" girls: RISING! Cheesy

"Heh-heh, AWWWWWWW-right" - Glen Quagmire

AmbulanceDriver · « **Reply #6 on:** November 20, 2006, 04:15:35 AM »

280, I don't even think Preacherman would sink so low for a pun......

That was painful........

280plus · « **Reply #7 on:** November 20, 2006, 04:19:55 AM »

LOL... dang, I didn't even catch that myself ! laugh

grampster · « **Reply #8 on:** November 20, 2006, 04:48:28 AM »

quivering for piece?

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #9 on:** November 20, 2006, 04:51:34 AM »

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The results will be measured on the worldwide monitor system of the Global Consciousness Project.

Wha?

Ben · « **Reply #10 on:** November 20, 2006, 05:59:52 AM »

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So where can I go where this would make an effective pick up line?

Berkeley dude...

InfidelSerf · « **Reply #11 on:** November 20, 2006, 07:33:17 AM »

This is great.. you have to go to the multimedia/downloads section and click on the "View a demonstration of how the whole concept works. Click here."

It sounds like some sort of scientology spiel laugh

Tallpine · « **Reply #12 on:** November 20, 2006, 07:38:28 AM »

Hey, I'm willing to do my part grin

m1911owner · « **Reply #13 on:** November 20, 2006, 11:32:19 AM »

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... energy field of the earth... human energy...

Would somebody please explain to me the physics here? It's been quite a few years since my honors Modern Physics course--I seem to have forgotten these forms of energy, and how they interact.

Matthew Carberry · « **Reply #14 on:** November 20, 2006, 11:38:31 AM »

Does it have to be intentional? If not, between dad's Playboys and the nation's supply of 12 year old boys, we should be living in a utopia by now. cheesy

Or they can just schedule it to coincide with the near-inevitable release of the Britney Spears sex tape. Thousands of parent's houses will be shaken from their foundations by the energy emanating from darkened basements.

Peace in our time...

m1911owner · « **Reply #15 on:** November 20, 2006, 12:22:09 PM »

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The results will be measured on the worldwide monitor system of the Global Consciousness Project.

Where can I find a discription of the design details of the "worldwide monitor system of the Global Consciousness Project"? This sounds like an interesting piece of technology.

AJ Dual · « **Reply #16 on:** November 20, 2006, 03:12:22 PM »

What if you pleasured yourself to a war documentary, or the first ten minutes of Saving Private Ryan? undecided

Would it be a net energy gain, or a negative drain?

Matthew Carberry · « **Reply #17 on:** November 20, 2006, 03:18:49 PM »

Quote from: AJ Dual on November 20, 2006, 02:12:22 PM

What if you pleasured yourself to a war documentary, or the first ten minutes of Saving Private Ryan? undecided

Would it be a net energy gain, or a negative drain?

C: A sign that serious counseling is way overdue. grin

280plus · « **Reply #18 on:** November 20, 2006, 04:45:47 PM »

Hmmm, kind of a reverse "Clockwork Orange", interesting...

Fly320s · « **Reply #19 on:** November 20, 2006, 05:07:58 PM »

Won't work. We men won't stayed interested for mor than two or three minutes. grin

Eleven Mike · « **Reply #20 on:** November 20, 2006, 05:08:57 PM »

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Where can I find a discription of the design details of the "worldwide monitor system of the Global Consciousness Project"? This sounds like an interesting piece of technology.

If you want to spend time on such pseudo-science:
http://noosphere.princeton.edu/

Ben · « **Reply #21 on:** November 20, 2006, 05:28:41 PM »

Actually, won't the global orgasm contribute to global warming? Huh?

Preacherman · « **Reply #22 on:** November 20, 2006, 05:39:40 PM »

Not if you have cold hands . . .

shocked

Antibubba · « **Reply #23 on:** November 20, 2006, 07:41:15 PM »

It's difficult enough for me to sync it with one partner, now I've got to delay it for millions?

280plus · « **Reply #24 on:** November 21, 2006, 06:03:45 AM »

I just received a similar email from a friend which now claims that Bill Clinton is on board with the idea. laugh

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