That was an awesome thread. So. Let's start er up again.
Warning: cusswords; used appropriately and non-gratuitiously. You don't like it, cut and paste into word, and do find/replace.
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When I was slightly younger and stupider, or more stupid, or whatever, I was seeing this girl. No, that didn't make me stupid--well yeah it did with this girl in particular--but that's not the point. Hah, 18 and already bitter off women.
One summer night, she and I needed to find a place where we could be alone for a little while, maybe kiss a bit, talk, etcetera etcetera. We were nearby the Strybing Arboretum, in my hometown of San Francisco, located in Golden Gate Park off of 9th Avenue and Lincoln Boulevard. I used to work at said Botanical Gardens, so even in the dark I could find my way around. We had reached an unspoken understanding as to needing some place to be alone for a little bit and so I parked the car a block away, outside of the park. I had learned my lesson about parking in Golden Gate Park after returning to my mom's car and finding the front passenger window crackling in place, completely ruined but still in place, taunting me. Come to mention it, I was with this selfsame girl. The point is: generally in Golden Gate Park at night anything takes a back seat to malevolent people.
Not being able to carry a gun (for my own good, I was legally a child and it's for the children) I had a CRKT m16-13z and my wits and my fists. And I trust those things. Yeah, young and stupid. Well. I bet I could trust the CRKT, if I hadn't lost it, a fault of the wits.
So I park the car, and she rouses herself from the comfortable silence we had lapsed into. "Here?" she says, looking around incredulously. We're parked in a well travelled area, a scant block away from the area of culture that serves the whole Sunset District, which is to say, the southwest corner of San Francisco, a grid of Dolger houses that all looked the same fifty years ago. That's where I resided, yessir. "No, not here, stupid." The stupid was in my mind. But I think she hears it, because she draws away from me, almost as cold as the summer night. It's San Francisco. But, she's still walking with me, so it's a very low level Mood Emergency. We wait for an absence of cars (Lincoln Boulevard is a pretty major thoroughfare) and squeeze through the locked gates, and don't expect to encounter anyone because it's been five hours since the Arboretum (henceforth known as the Arb) closed.
Let me tell you a little bit about the Arb. It's fifty plus acres of preserved plants, plopped down in the middle of the less-cared-for Golden Gate Park. It's shaped like a baseball cap, has two entrances/exits, and is ten blocks long. It's got hills and dips, and copses of trees. It's got ponds and bridges and ducks and a LOT of squirrels. Impetuous little buggers will sally right up next to you and wait for you to give them food. It also has foxes and hawks and lots of other things, included squirrels. And squirrels.
Seriously, I haven't stressed the squirrelality enough.
So as you can see, except under rare and extraordinary I'm generally a jocular person. And this night in general, I have a reason to be in a good mood. I have a fearlessness that's half arrogance, half stupidity, and half sixteen year old amorousness. No, I got that right, I was at 1.5 on the fearless scale.
We enter into the Arb, and cross the sprawling green that's front and center, tending hard toward the south, along the edge. We pass right by a small (meaning a few thousand feet square) garden which obscures a large gazebo. We listen for voices, not out of fear, but because if we hear them, we might know them. See, this is a known spot for young parambulators on their way to trysts, drug use, talking, etcetera. Or just young folks out for a beer al fresco. But there are no voices tonight. It's not eerily silent, though. Not yet. I can hear cars, and wind, and birds.
She's still cold, and mad, and put off. Maybe I said something earlier. Who can remember? Maybe she checked her little book named Slights on Ramona and there was some accounting for previous debts that needed to be done. I'm ruminating on this, while playfully reaching out and smacking her on the buttocks every so often, just enough to stop being funny and become predictable and annoying.
We're across the green, coming down a hill, and she's telling me in quiet tones for the third or so time about how she found a gentleman who apparently could find no better place to masturbate than just through yonder dark, impenetrable to the eye, tall, dense, trees. For once, this gets me to shut up and think about how there are a lot of sickos, junkies, etcetera who prey on young, stupid, fearless kids like me. Stupid doesn't make you tough, necessarily.
Ruminating on this, we're coming up to a bridge over a pond that looks disgusting in the day time. Now it just looks sad, and manmade. The trees are on our left, and our right. Directly ahead a few hundred feet distant is a gate, but it's locked, and not of the type we can fit through.
And it happens like this.
The first thing that happens is that I get deadly serious. I have this streak of iron in me that comes out when I need it. My friend Forest calls it the dragon, see, because it has unintended consequences and it's hard to reign in. But it's always justified, in the beginning. He says that all men have it. I think that's another story.
But yeah. I get completely, one hundred percent, deadly-*expletive deleted*ing-serious. My hand magnetically goes to my right front pocket and my other arm is reaching, groping blindly for Ramona, blindly because I'm looking around. She, in typical Ramona fashion, is looking at her feet, and doesn't come. Yet.
The second thing that happens is that *expletive deleted*it gets quiet. The humming and throbbing of the teeming (for a city) amounds of biomass around us goes completely away. I don't hear any cars, or sirens. It could be blood rushing to my ears. Or it could be... whatever's making me feel like something's going to die, or something real awful and wierd and life-ruining is going to happen before I get out of the Arb. I'm thinking nocturnal predators of the bipedal variety. So I start thinking of escape routes, places to hide, how to ambush, what to say to Ramona. My mind can work real fast, when it has to. But these weren't casual thoughts.
Ramona's starting to get an idea of the sensations and thoughts that have been coursing my neurons for the past two seconds, so she looks up, thank god, and comes to me, putting her shoulders under my outstretched arm. She starts to say something about how she doesn't like it here, or, it's always been creepy to her after Mr. Tossing-his-own-Junk, or any of the things she said to me a few times as we were walking in; that up to this point that I didn't listen to, but now I hear them EVEN THOUGH SHE DOESN'T SAY THEM. That should give you a picture of the sensory acuteness that this massive adrenal dump gave me.
Then we hear it. It wasn't a blood curdling roar, or a scream or any of that *expletive deleted*it. I can explain it to you perfectly. Stop reading this for a second and hum. Not a tune, but a single note. Now close and unclose your throat, sloooowly. That's what it sounded like. Except smaller, like a smaller throat, and pretty goddamn closeby. And directed toward us. As if something were facing us.
So. We stop dead in our tracks. I look around, can't spot it, look at Ramona. I say "Let's" and she says "Get the *expletive deleted*ck out of here" and I say "Okay."
So it's another five minute walk getting out of there. We go up the hill, past the fountain, down the center of the green, not the south side. I've got about three hundred feet of visual clearance on all sides, except it's dark, really dark, with that tiny little god's thumbnail of a moon, and so I really got about twenty five. And it sounds again.
"Hrmrrrrrrrrrrr"
And well, that's not a cat. I've heard cats. I've heard cats having sex in my backyard, and a while later, giving birth in my backyard. I know the yowls of cats in and out. It sounded more... avian, if that makes sense.
It's further away, but definitely not where it was the first time. And this time it doesn't sound like it's facing toward us, it sounds like it's moving parallel.
We're not running quite yet, but we're moving as fast as you could linked at the arm with anyone else without breaking into a run. The exit is in sight. We're pretty much clenching each other close, and really thinking about our lives. I'm more scared then I've been in a while.
The front gate is through a smaller coridor of flowerbeds and small outbuildings, so basically we're hemmed in for forty feet. I think the thing is following us, not in front of us, but who knows. It moves pretty silently. It could also move very quickly.
We walk quickly. I'm still looking around. Got my knife out. As if three and a quarter inches of steel is going to do anything against anybody, much less... whatever the *expletive deleted*ck this is.
I'm scared, but I learn the meaning of the term nervous in those forty feet. One agonizingly slow step at a time we creep out of there, pretty much running at this point, me gawking my head left and right, front and back, and Ramona near tears. Or maybe it was the other way around, I'm not sure. Don't remember.
Nervous: I could feel every hair, especially the ones one the back of my neck standing straight out. I could feel the blood rushing, readying for some fits of cardiorespiratory exertion. I could feel Ramona's elbow, tensed up. Every little detail too. Every flower and brick and cobblestone. I could smell the rust of the iron as we squeeze back out through the gates. And I could hear every little vibration in that sound:
"Hrmmmmrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
It's lonely. And sad... now that it's behind us. I get the feeling that it doesn't want to leave the Arboretum. Or can't. Or at least I feel safe now. But I pray that I never hear that sound again for the rest of my life. And so we... we "book," in the parlance of my youth.
And none too soon too, we reach the roads. Get back to the car. We get over it, or fake getting over it, real quick with smirks and "that was weird"s. We try to formulate what we're going to do next. I think about other places I know, for young people like us, but I realize very quickly that I've never been less aroused.
I turn the key. Drive her home. Go home. Try to sleep.
Even talking about it gives me the creeps.
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Well. I hope you enjoy that. That actually happened, although I've filled in some of the details I've forgotten.
I am very much looking forward to this thread.