Day one, apocalypse of no net neutrality .
I don't trust them, they tell me it's fine.
This morning, I went on drudge, to see the news.
Then, I decided to try Facebook, I figured it was ok because I had 4 hours to get to work and it's a half hour commute.
I suspect my late arrival was due to the lack of neutrality, but I needed more proof.
I spent an hour on the toilet, checking my favorite youtube videos and gossiping on messenger, my supervisor said I need to get my ass in gear.
This revealed his pro Trump anger issues, I pondered reporting him for sexual harassment.
Using the last ounce of courage, I accused him of being for free markets and against net neutrality.
He gave me a blank stare and mumbled something about needing a raise.
After work, I noticed that the yellow lights seemed shorter than yesterday, when we had a neutral net.
That's all the evidence I need, tomorrow I start using my rations.
I have a week of MRE's, then I take to the hills to avoid the MAGA concentration camps