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Can YOU hunt whales with a crossbow from a rubber dinghy?
« on: August 25, 2010, 04:50:11 PM »
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Re: Can YOU hunt whales with a crossbow from a rubber dinghy?
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2010, 04:57:19 PM »
Quote from: AZRedhawk44 on August 25, 2010, 04:50:11 PM
Putin can.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100825/ap_on_re_eu/eu_russia_putin_whales



What a pansy.

It took him FOUR shots to hit a whale!?

(please don't kill me, it's a joke, Mr. Putin.)
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Re: Can YOU hunt whales with a crossbow from a rubber dinghy?
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2010, 06:51:59 PM »
FAIL!

He wasn't hunting, he was collecting whale skin samples like some tree hugging whale hugging hippie.  He's losing his manliness.


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« Last Edit: August 25, 2010, 08:53:25 PM by Fly320s »
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Re: Can YOU hunt whales with a crossbow from a rubber dinghy?
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2010, 08:07:38 PM »
I can certainly TRY...
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Re: Can YOU hunt whales with a crossbow from a rubber dinghy?
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2010, 08:10:10 PM »
Can someone convince our dear leader that the Great White Sharks seen off out Atlantic coast need skin samples taken? [popcorn]
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Re: Can YOU hunt whales with a crossbow from a rubber dinghy?
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2010, 08:19:21 PM »
This story is fake....the real Putin would have wrestled the whales bare-chested and cut the skin samples off with his laser-vision....  :cool:
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Re: Can YOU hunt whales with a crossbow from a rubber dinghy?
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2010, 08:28:32 PM »
The story's real they just had the wrong motivation.  Putin wasn't hunting whales, (obviously, I mean he didn't even have a good harpoon) He was trying to bait Paul Watson into crossbow range.

What better way to enjoy nature then by hunting hippies?
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Re: Can YOU hunt whales with a crossbow from a rubber dinghy?
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2010, 10:08:14 PM »
I CAN do it.  My question to you is "Why would I do it?"
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Re: Can YOU hunt whales with a crossbow from a rubber dinghy?
« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2010, 02:01:56 AM »
Here ya go.



Now, for the rubber dinghy...
« Last Edit: August 27, 2010, 03:41:36 PM by 230RN »
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Re: Can YOU hunt whales with a crossbow from a rubber dinghy?
« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2010, 12:01:53 PM »
I think Matt Drudge reads APS. =D

Look at the pic in the center of his site.  It's Obama sitting prissy-like on a bike (complete with helmet), and Putin out in his rubber raft, crossbow in hand.  I swear Obama's in need of training wheels, by the looks of the pic.
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Re: Can YOU hunt whales with a crossbow from a rubber dinghy?
« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2010, 01:51:25 PM »
Quote from: AZRedhawk44 on August 30, 2010, 12:01:53 PM
I think Matt Drudge reads APS. =D

Look at the pic in the center of his site.  It's Obama sitting prissy-like on a bike (complete with helmet), and Putin out in his rubber raft, crossbow in hand.  I swear Obama's in need of training wheels, by the looks of the pic.

Gah, what color is that, pink? Purple? (I'm colorblind, so I'm honestly asking.)

So we've got our president all decked out in his purple safety gear while Putin is in the Northern Sea of Japan without so much as a life jacket?!?

Why can't we have TR worthy presidents anymore? Maybe we'll get lucky and get a more manly president in 2012. Go Palin.
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Re: Can YOU hunt whales with a crossbow from a rubber dinghy?
« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2010, 02:01:01 PM »
It could be worse.  He could be riding the "HLG Special" tricycle:
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Re: Can YOU hunt whales with a crossbow from a rubber dinghy?
« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2010, 02:44:17 PM »
Quote from: makattak on August 30, 2010, 01:51:25 PM
Gah, what color is that, pink? Purple? (I'm colorblind, so I'm honestly asking.)

It looks like blue to me, but it also looks like a chick bike.  Then there's the helmet.  A helmet can really ruin a dude's look.


I was just looking at the Mom Jeans video.  What's everybody talking about?  They just look like normal guy jeans to me. 
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Re: Can YOU hunt whales with a crossbow from a rubber dinghy?
« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2010, 04:57:32 PM »


I think Putin here has a black leather shoulder rig on, with right arm extended and holding a gold-plated Deagle to some guy's head.

That's after he put the beat-down on this pasty-faced weenie in a game of street-ball (he's still a bit cross-eyed from it):




You suppose Putin would agree to be cast as the villain in a Hollywood shoot-em-up?  He'd do a heck of a job at it, I think.
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Re: Can YOU hunt whales with a crossbow from a rubber dinghy?
« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2010, 05:20:49 PM »
Can YOU murder your political opponents by spiking their tea with polonium-210?

Putin can.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Litvinenko

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Re: Can YOU hunt whales with a crossbow from a rubber dinghy?
« Reply #15 on: December 02, 2010, 05:59:37 PM »
Quote from: Angel Eyes on December 02, 2010, 05:20:49 PM
Can YOU murder your political opponents by spiking their tea with polonium-210?

Putin can.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Litvinenko



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Re: Can YOU hunt whales with a crossbow from a rubber dinghy?
« Reply #16 on: December 02, 2010, 06:16:53 PM »
Quote from: Jocassee on December 02, 2010, 05:59:37 PM
Killjoy.

Yep.  Not a fan of Stalin v2.0.
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Re: Can YOU hunt whales with a crossbow from a rubber dinghy?
« Reply #17 on: December 03, 2010, 06:39:12 AM »
Please. Putin is neither murderous enough nor intelligent enough to be a second Stalin.
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Re: Can YOU hunt whales with a crossbow from a rubber dinghy?
« Reply #18 on: December 03, 2010, 08:47:59 AM »
Quote from: MicroBalrog on December 03, 2010, 06:39:12 AM
Please. Putin is neither murderous enough nor intelligent enough to be a second Stalin.


Thank you. He is an evil man, but let's get a sense of proportion. He's not even Hitler, let alone Stalin.

Heck, he's not even Sadaam Hussein.
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Re: Can YOU hunt whales with a crossbow from a rubber dinghy?
« Reply #19 on: December 03, 2010, 06:05:38 PM »
Putin is no Stalin...more like a Borgia or a Capone...
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Re: Can YOU hunt whales with a crossbow from a rubber dinghy?
« Reply #20 on: December 03, 2010, 07:26:51 PM »
Ok, fine, no, I can't kill no bleepin whales from a rubber dinghy with no expletive deleted crossbow, ok? You happy now?  :P

geez...  ;/

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