Author Topic: Brokeback Mountain ruined... (Read 2007 times)

K Frame · « **on:** May 10, 2006, 09:12:19 AM »

Nearly 100 years of glorious cowboy movie lingo...

Top ten old west phrases that will never sound the same after that damned cowboy movie:

1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead."

2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"

3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."

4. "Howdy, pardner."

5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."

6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."

7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."

8. "Let's mount up!"

9. "Nice spread ya got there!"

10. "Ride 'em cowboy!"

richyoung · « **Reply #1 on:** May 10, 2006, 10:39:21 AM »

"You and me are gonna slap leather!"
"He's got the fastest gun in the west..."
"Nice shootin""
"...rode hard and put away wet..."
"Fill yor hand!"

Elmer Snerd · « **Reply #2 on:** May 10, 2006, 01:13:01 PM »

"A gun is a tool, Marian. No better, no worse than any other tool. An axe, shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that."

"Git along, little dogie."

"Never squat with your spurs on."

"Mine hit the ground first."
"Mine was taller."

"Don't say it's a fine morning or I'll shoot you."

"In my day, a man would stay with you on a handshake."

"I don't favor looking up to the likes of you."

"There's more to being a man than handling a gun."

(insert clever "Arkansas Toothpick" double entendre here)

Warren · « **Reply #3 on:** May 10, 2006, 10:18:41 PM »

Skin that smokepole!

Deserve ain't got nothin' to do with it.

Beware The Hole-in-the-wall Gang.

I've been after you along time.

Turn around and face me! I said turn around dammit!

Be slow, but in a hurry.

Art Eatman · « **Reply #4 on:** May 11, 2006, 04:56:56 AM »

Sorry, but I'd bet more newspeople saw that movie than any ranch folks. Just another three-day wonder for the nattering and chattering class to get excited about. It won't be long before you can say, "Brokebutt Mountain" and you'll see folks stop to try to remember what it was.

And it wasn't much, to begin with...

Art

Guest · « **Reply #5 on:** May 11, 2006, 02:57:25 PM »

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Skin that smokepole!

Whoa there big fella,all them homosexual vibes are throwing off your western movie dialoge retention.. there aint no smokepoles or smoking of poles (that i'm aware of) in Tombstone. its smokeWAGON. Damned director oughta be drug off and shot.

Warren · « **Reply #6 on:** May 11, 2006, 09:50:33 PM »

I knew someone was going to call me on that...so I cheated a bit, is that so wrong.

Now some more post BB sayins:

You gonna plug me from behind?

Hot, brown and plenty of it.

I'm plum saddlesore.

I'm gonna ride that stallion.

I gotta reload!

richyoung · « **Reply #7 on:** May 12, 2006, 04:52:26 AM »

"Cletus got bushwacked!"

roo_ster · « **Reply #8 on:** May 15, 2006, 08:24:48 AM »

Heck, cowboy lingo is still safe, considering that the bareback mountaineers were shepherds.

trapperready · « **Reply #9 on:** May 15, 2006, 10:25:21 AM »

"Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch!"

... will never sound the same again.

Mongo · « **Reply #10 on:** May 15, 2006, 11:14:24 AM »

Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me?

Rovi · « **Reply #11 on:** July 27, 2006, 07:07:34 AM »

Just found this, and I immediately thought of this thread.

Perhaps you guys might prefer the sequel?-

El Tejon · « **Reply #12 on:** July 27, 2006, 08:00:12 AM »

I already have the DVD to "Brokeback Mountain 2: where the boys aren't". I've watched it just a few times. Cheesy

Guest · « **Reply #13 on:** July 27, 2006, 04:38:17 PM »

Do I even wanna know what they used for lube way out there in the boonies?

Gewehr98 · « **Reply #14 on:** July 27, 2006, 06:17:47 PM »

Bear fat?

Preacherman · « **Reply #15 on:** July 27, 2006, 08:15:17 PM »

More like bore butter, I would imagine . . . rolleyes

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #16 on:** July 27, 2006, 09:14:25 PM »

Shall I now invoke the memory of Blackburn the martyr? Wink

This is getting crass.

280plus · « **Reply #17 on:** July 28, 2006, 12:46:57 AM »

Brokeback Mountain, where men are men and sheep are scared...

They WERE herding sheep? (uh, didn't see the movie) If so I'd say "lanolin" shocked

Matthew Carberry · « **Reply #18 on:** July 28, 2006, 10:07:53 AM »

From the Rev. Horton Heat

Inter-racial Cowboy, Homo kinda love......

Anthony Edwards "You shot him in the back?"

Lou Gossett Jr. "His back was to me."

Werewolf · « **Reply #19 on:** July 28, 2006, 01:58:10 PM »

I sent the list out to the office - loud bellows of laughter emanated from offices and cubes for about the next 15 minutes or so.

The gun guys and western lovers got the most kick out of the list...

Thanks for posting it.

DrAmazon · « **Reply #20 on:** July 29, 2006, 04:37:05 PM »

Aww, you guys forgot the classic

"'Scuse me while I whip this out!"

Guest · « **Reply #21 on:** July 29, 2006, 04:53:22 PM »

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Shall I now invoke the memory of Blackburn the martyr? Wink

This is getting crass.

I like to think he is still with us, sorta like Jesus or Elvis, living on in the hearts of all those who... :straight face cracks:

I don't know about the rest of you, but the 'Blackburn the Martyr' line had me laughing aloud.

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