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Perd Hapley

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Irwin vs. the girl
« on: July 27, 2006, 09:59:32 PM »
OK, I can't sleep, and I'm reading APS, and I've finally lost patience with this whole mtnbkr's daughter KO's Mike Irwin thing.  I've got no problem with it, I just want to know what it's about.  What did I miss?

I've searched through a couple dozen threads, but so far have bupkis.
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« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2006, 02:33:11 AM »
You and I are both in the dark.

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« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2006, 02:45:21 AM »
Short Version:

My daughter, who will be three next month, is rambunctious and likes to play rough with guys.  She's very fond of Mike (Muck in her vernacular) and gets a bit excited when he's around.  The running joke is that she kicks his tail just about every time he's around.  She's stomped on his nads while he was sitting on the floor (not intentionally, she ran up to him and more or less jumped in his lap), she smacked him over the ear trying to catch herself as she was falling, and she once broke his glasses in an excited frenzy at a surprise visit (my wife was handing her over to him and her arms started flailing).  There's more, but those are the highlights...

It doesn't help that he plays rough right back.  I'm guilty of the same thing, but being her father, I'm used to the abuse and I know how to counter much of it. Smiley

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« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2006, 03:01:29 AM »
Well, as long as SOMEBODY is keeping him in line. Wink
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« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2006, 03:29:07 AM »
"I'm used to the abuse and I know how to counter much of it."

As Bill Cosby used to say...

"Every time we were bad, my Father would threaten to bring out the belt. Neither my brother nor I had ever seen the belt, but it was 8 feet long, 6 feet wide, and had hooks that would tear the flesh off your body..."


You forget the multiple times she's head butted me in the crotch, the time she kicked me in the throat, and the time she pulled that Barbie Switchblade and stole my wallet...



OH YEAH! The other extra special one...

She head butted me in the nose and I literally saw stars...
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« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2006, 03:33:42 AM »
Thanks, mtnbkr.  I figured I would just get a link to a Thread That Started It All.  

And Cosby came up soft and easy.  My dad's belt wasn't that horrific, but I assure you it was seen and felt repeatedly.  Yikes!
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« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2006, 03:57:14 AM »
We're going to have to get yours and mine together to play.  Nothing like letting the little ones beat each other up, instead of beating us up.
My boy is 38" tall at 2yrs, 9 months.  He's starting to scare me....
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« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2006, 04:11:38 AM »
This is the object of my affliction...




She can anchor you with those eyes of hers...

Which, incidentally, is normally when she chooses to come in low and fast...
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« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2006, 09:15:24 AM »
Yea, they lull you into a false sense of security with their cuteness and then, when the moment is just right, they POUNCE!!

LOL...
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« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2006, 02:10:11 PM »
Yep... Mike gets beat up on by a cute lil' girl. Pretty much says it all... :neener:
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« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2006, 07:49:16 PM »
Enjoy while you can, my friend.
My "little girl" outgrew grampa-hugs just last month.
I knew it was going to happen, and soon, but - - - - -
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« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2006, 04:47:05 PM »
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Yep... Mike gets beat up on by a cute lil' girl. Pretty much says it all... :neener:
I think I begin to understand his frequent postings in a gun topic ajacent forum Wink
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