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Vote for Obama, Get a Free Phone!
« on: September 27, 2012, 07:42:54 PM »
Let me guess, one of the "47%" not voting for Romney. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=tpAOwJvTOio

PS - Romney sucks!!!
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Re: Vote for Obama, Get a Free Phone!
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2012, 07:53:30 PM »
Damn! Even if she wanted a job, with a voice and attitude like that the only one she could probably get would be scaring mountain lions away from sheep in Montana.
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Re: Vote for Obama, Get a Free Phone!
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2012, 08:10:17 PM »
I'm sorry, but that made absolutely no sense to me.  =|
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Re: Vote for Obama, Get a Free Phone!
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2012, 08:33:12 PM »
I want those three minutes and 10 brain cells back.
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Re: Vote for Obama, Get a Free Phone!
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2012, 08:55:27 PM »
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Re: Vote for Obama, Get a Free Phone!
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2012, 09:04:21 PM »
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Re: Vote for Obama, Get a Free Phone!
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2012, 09:11:55 PM »
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Re: Vote for Obama, Get a Free Phone!
« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2012, 09:39:10 PM »
Quote from: adively on September 27, 2012, 08:55:27 PM
Howard Stern Exposes Obama Supporters 2012 (Official)

I'm not sure if that was Stern's doing; that audio clip is being played everywhere.
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Re: Vote for Obama, Get a Free Phone!
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2012, 09:48:36 PM »
Sadly, you could ask some segments of the conservative side the same kinds of questions suitably reworded and get the same kind of answers. Which only goes to reinforce my opinion that 50% of the population has no business voting, at least not without first taking an IQ test.
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Re: Vote for Obama, Get a Free Phone!
« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2012, 09:49:30 PM »
I heard that on the radio today... almost had to pull over to throw up....  because her vote counts as much as mine....
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Re: Vote for Obama, Get a Free Phone!
« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2012, 09:50:56 PM »
Quote from: Fly320s on September 27, 2012, 09:39:10 PM
I'm not sure if that was Stern's doing; that audio clip is being played everywhere.

The guys that were doing the interviews are part of the Howard Stern Show.
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Re: Vote for Obama, Get a Free Phone!
« Reply #11 on: September 28, 2012, 12:01:55 AM »
Quote from: AmbulanceDriver on September 27, 2012, 09:49:30 PM
I heard that on the radio today... almost had to pull over to throw up....  because her vote counts as much as mine....

Her vote counts double, because she probably votes twice.
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Re: Vote for Obama, Get a Free Phone!
« Reply #12 on: September 28, 2012, 01:10:39 AM »
Quote from: Hawkmoon link=topic=36299.m sg730267#msg730267 date=1348804915
Her vote counts double, because she probably votes twice.
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Re: Vote for Obama, Get a Free Phone!
« Reply #13 on: September 28, 2012, 08:37:42 AM »
Quote from: Ben on September 27, 2012, 09:48:36 PM
Sadly, you could ask some segments of the conservative side the same kinds of questions suitably reworded and get the same kind of answers. Which only goes to reinforce my opinion that 50% of the population has no business voting, at least not without first taking an IQ test.

Yea he mentions that as well.
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Re: Vote for Obama, Get a Free Phone!
« Reply #14 on: September 28, 2012, 10:18:32 AM »
Ding-a-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling!

Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Obama fone
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Obama fone
I gots dis feelin, so appealin,
for us to get tagether and sing. Sing!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Obama fone
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dodana fone
It cost me 'nuthin, an I gots dis free muffin
It's the best! Beats the rest!
Cellular, modular, interactivodular!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Obama fone
Boop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping oanana fone
It's no baloney, it ain't a phony
My cellular obamular fone!

Don't need quarters, don't need dimes,
to call a friend of mine!
Don't need computer or TV,
to have a real good time!
I'll call for pizza. I'll call my cat.
I'll call the white house, have a chat!
I'll place a call around the world, operator get me Beijing-jing-jing-jing!

(Soprano Sax Solo)
Yeah!

Play that thing!
(Piano Solo)

Whooo Hooo!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Obama fone
Boop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop
Ying yang ying yang ying yang ying yonana fone
It's a real live mama and papa fone,
a brother and sister and a dogafone,
a grandpa fone and a grammofone too! Oh yeah!
My cellular, obamular fone!

Obama fone, ring ring ring!
(It's a fone dats a steal!)
Obama fone, ring ring ring!
(Now you can have your fone and free money too!)
Obama fone, ring ring ring!
(This song drives me Obamas!)
Obama fone, ring ring ring!

Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop-doop-doop!
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Re: Vote for Obama, Get a Free Phone!
« Reply #15 on: September 28, 2012, 10:20:08 AM »
Quote from: AJ Dual on September 28, 2012, 10:18:32 AM
Ding-a-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling!

Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Obama fone
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Obama fone
I gots dis feelin, so appealin,
for us to get tagether and sing. Sing!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Obama fone
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dodana fone
It cost me 'nuthin, an I gots dis free muffin
It's the best! Beats the rest!
Cellular, modular, interactivodular!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Obama fone
Boop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping oanana fone
It's no baloney, it ain't a phony
My cellular obamular fone!

Don't need quarters, don't need dimes,
to call a friend of mine!
Don't need computer or TV,
to have a real good time!
I'll call for pizza. I'll call my cat.
I'll call the white house, have a chat!
I'll place a call around the world, operator get me Beijing-jing-jing-jing!

(Soprano Sax Solo)
Yeah!

Play that thing!
(Piano Solo)

Whooo Hooo!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Obama fone
Boop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop
Ying yang ying yang ying yang ying yonana fone
It's a real live mama and papa fone,
a brother and sister and a dogafone,
a grandpa fone and a grammofone too! Oh yeah!
My cellular, obamular fone!

Obama fone, ring ring ring!
(It's a fone dats a steal!)
Obama fone, ring ring ring!
(Now you can have your fone and free money too!)
Obama fone, ring ring ring!
(This song drives me Obamas!)
Obama fone, ring ring ring!

Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop-doop-doop!

Awesome, just awesome. Haven't heard that song in forever.
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