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Agent P

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« on: October 13, 2005, 04:47:32 AM »
Do you have any off-beat sayings you like to spout at any given time? I like saying:

-Oh my stars and garters (got this from the Beast in an X-Men comic from years ago)

-Whut in the Sam Hill (oldie but goodie)

-Criminently, Trigger! (from Disney's Robin Hood. Sometimes followed with "Put that pea-shooter day-own!")

-Ee cha mama you (random Jawa/Ewok gibberish)

My 5 year old brother likes saying "Please and cheese?". I think he heard "Pretty please with sugar on top?" and modified it. What can I say? The boy likes cheese.

My best friend says "Holy Crow!" Yeah, she's a freak. Wink
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« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2005, 04:56:53 AM »
When the going gets tough I like to remind people that:

Well - look at it this way - at least they can't eat ya.
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« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2005, 05:15:43 AM »
Aluminumum Showers bring may flowers
Used luggage sale
Bonanza:  10,000 dead doctors can't be wrong!
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« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2005, 05:18:54 AM »
- Busier than a cat burying crap on a marble floor

- Three sheets to the wind and hanging onto a forth

- Drunk as a three dollar skunk

- Busier than a Kennedy at happy hour

- Crazier than a pet coon

- Pouring on the coals

- Shut er down boys she's suckin' mud

- Bueller, Bueller, Fry Fry

- Well S**t the bed

- Don't sweat the small things and don't pet the sweaty things

- Crazier than a rat in a s**t house

- He/She is all 6's and 9's

- Colder than a well digger's ass

- That is the pot calling the kettle black

- I call Shenadigans

- mmm yeah, sure and monkeys will fly out of my ass too

- so are your parents related by chance?
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Iowa- 88% more livable that the rest of the US

Uranus is a gas giant.

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« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2005, 07:47:29 AM »
Couple of fries short of a happy meal
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« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2005, 08:25:02 AM »
Son of a motherless goat.
Sh*t on a stick. (Not often, just when work turns into a charlie foxtrot)
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« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2005, 09:55:27 AM »
Thor's Beard!
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« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2005, 10:16:07 AM »
Great Googly Moogly!

From a Frank Zappa song.
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Sent from a stone age computer via an ordinary keyboard.

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« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2005, 10:45:32 AM »
Thuffering Thuchatasche!

What you mean "WE", White man?

That tears the rag off the bush!

Hey Mr. Custer -- I don't wanna go!

No good deed goes unpunished.

We need a better grade of idiots around here.

There goes the old neighborhood.

Shazam!

Ugg, Kimosabe!

And my baby sister's favorite ------ "Holy Moly"
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Change is Bad!

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« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2005, 10:53:16 AM »
Well I'll be damned

..... and, that has what to do with the price of tea in china (when someone gets OT during a face to face conversation).

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« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2005, 11:01:09 AM »
When saying goodbye:  Drive fast and take chances.

Aw, shiites!!

When you don't feel like going to work:  "I have anal glaucoma... I can't see my ass coming to work today."
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Islamic sex dolls.  Do they blow themselves up?

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« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2005, 11:51:10 AM »
My mother used to say, "My god's nightgown!"
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No tyrant should ever be allowed to die of natural causes.

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« Reply #12 on: October 13, 2005, 12:12:44 PM »
Absotively!

Posilutely!

and, for gun safety...

Keep your booger hook off the bang switch!
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« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2005, 12:50:06 PM »
I forgot the one I have been saying lately

"nuttier than squirrel poo"

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Iowa- 88% more livable that the rest of the US

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« Reply #14 on: October 13, 2005, 01:05:29 PM »
Finer than frog's hair, split 4 ways.
Judas priest!
Cheeze n' crackers got all muddy!
What tha Sam Hill?
Dayum!
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« Reply #15 on: October 13, 2005, 01:35:56 PM »
-We who, you got a mouse in your pocket?

-Holy smoke, the church in on fire!

-Shut the front door (in lieu of shut the **** up)
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« Reply #16 on: October 13, 2005, 02:13:50 PM »
Ya gotta grow where you're planted.

Ever'body has a right to go to h*ll in their own way.  


I'm sure there are many others, but I can't recall them just now.  They're probably obscene anyway.

James
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« Reply #17 on: October 13, 2005, 03:10:55 PM »
Opinions are like aholes.  Everyone has one but that doesn't mean we want to hear it.
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« Reply #18 on: October 13, 2005, 04:31:03 PM »
"If he had half the brains God gave a WWF fan..."

"Arright, WHO WIZZED IN THE GENE POOL!?"
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« Reply #19 on: October 13, 2005, 05:05:08 PM »
-Better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick
-Tighter than Dick's hat band
-Steal the stink off of doo doo.
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Fight state-sponsored Islamic terrorism: Bomb France now!

Vote Libertarian: It Not Like It Matters Anyway.

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« Reply #20 on: October 13, 2005, 05:16:56 PM »
Holy sheepshaggers!
F*** me runnin'
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Oh, Lord, please let me be as sanctimonious and self-righteous as those around me, so that I may fit in.

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« Reply #21 on: October 13, 2005, 05:24:01 PM »
"Aw Hell!"

"Son-of-a-bitch!"

"This makes about as much sense as Cisco's exams."

"You really don't want to know what I think about ...".

"Boy ain't wired right for damn sure."

"Of course it wont't work right - it was designed by Microsoft".

"Not often you see that much Stupidty - in such a small brain"

"A BB rolling down a six lane freeway would appear bigger than their brain".

"Screw plan B, I'm going for Plan X"

"Screw the rules - that is what got us in this mess"

"Still think a bigger hammer would work".

"Drop-Kick fixed it".

"Either it is or it ain't - kinda like being almost pregnant"

"I ain't got time for stupid people".

"I would kill for a cup of coffee".

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This sums up tonight's evening class on campus pretty much
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« Reply #22 on: October 13, 2005, 05:24:22 PM »
Well, I'll be dipped in sh1t!
I'll be f*cked sideways
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You don't even pay taxes. They take tax.
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That ain't a payment, that's a jack." - Chris Rock "Bigger and Blacker"
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« Reply #23 on: October 13, 2005, 05:29:21 PM »
Rabbi,

The poked in the eye with sharp stick phrase was one of my dad's favorite sayings.
Evoked some good memories.  Thanks.  Goldammit to hell anyway, was another.

 Dryer than a popcorn fart.
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« Reply #24 on: October 13, 2005, 05:59:57 PM »
Hmmm... there's the old Army/Marine rule:

If you can't eat it, f*** it, or kill it, salute it. If it don't salute back, paint it green

Or my favorite replies to a "thank you":
for the generic; no problem, I'd do the same for a white man
while holding the door for old ladies; well, mom raised one gentleman. I got tired of his attitude and kilt him
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