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Re: Mass dumbass awards; idiots riot over shoes.
« Reply #25 on: December 23, 2011, 10:43:08 PM »
Maybe I'm just weird, but if I'm dropping $180 on footwear, it's because it's useful.  As in, they will keep my feet warm when it's -40F outside, or they'll help me hike more comfortably, etc.  Those things are just fugly and probably cost $5 apiece to make in China.

Apparently, according to the video clip that accompanied the Fox article, these stupid shoes are being resold for $500 on Ebay.
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Re: Mass dumbass awards; idiots riot over shoes.
« Reply #26 on: December 23, 2011, 10:46:53 PM »
Maybe I'm just weird, but if I'm dropping $180 on footwear, it's because it's useful.  As in, they will keep my feet warm when it's -40F outside, or they'll help me hike more comfortably, etc.  Those things are just fugly and probably cost $5 apiece to make in China.


But then you ain't stylin'

Bet your car has normal rims on it too vs. hilariously large spinners, too. Again, you ain't stylin'

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Apparently, according to the video clip that accompanied the Fox article, these stupid shoes are being resold for $500 on Ebay.

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Re: Mass dumbass awards; idiots riot over shoes.
« Reply #27 on: December 23, 2011, 10:50:52 PM »
Also apparently (and another reason for sterilization), you're supposed to lick the soles of the shoes after you acquire them.
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Re: Mass dumbass awards; idiots riot over shoes.
« Reply #28 on: December 23, 2011, 10:51:06 PM »
But then you ain't stylin'

Bet your car has normal rims on it too vs. hilariously large spinners, too. Again, you ain't stylin'

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Re: Mass dumbass awards; idiots riot over shoes.
« Reply #29 on: December 23, 2011, 10:52:45 PM »
Also apparently (and another reason for sterilization), you're supposed to lick the soles of the shoes after you acquire them.

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Re: Mass dumbass awards; idiots riot over shoes.
« Reply #30 on: December 23, 2011, 10:54:22 PM »
Also apparently (and another reason for sterilization), you're supposed to lick the soles of the shoes after you acquire them.

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Re: Mass dumbass awards; idiots riot over shoes.
« Reply #31 on: December 23, 2011, 10:55:51 PM »
2:30 in the fox video in the OP.
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Re: Mass dumbass awards; idiots riot over shoes.
« Reply #32 on: December 23, 2011, 10:57:54 PM »
Bet your car has normal rims on it too vs. hilariously large spinners, too. Again, you ain't stylin'.
Meh.  My daily driver is a 1969 Mustang convertible.  There's not a car made today that can match it for styling no matter how big the rims yo.

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Re: Mass dumbass awards; idiots riot over shoes.
« Reply #33 on: December 23, 2011, 11:01:05 PM »
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Meh.  My daily driver is a 1969 Mustang convertible.  There's not a car made today that can match it for styling no matter how bit the rims yo.

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Re: Mass dumbass awards; idiots riot over shoes.
« Reply #34 on: December 23, 2011, 11:10:55 PM »
So as not to derail this thread with pics of high-horsepower pony goodness, I'll just put up a link to my photobucket album:
http://s477.photobucket.com/albums/rr136/efillc/69%20Mustang/

Excuse the body canker.  We bought the car a year ago as a literal "barn find" from the estate of the original owner.  We concentrated on getting the engine, steering, exhaust, brakes, and electric system restored first.  Once the car fund is replenished we'll have the body restored and painted, then the interior will be done last.
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Re: Mass dumbass awards; idiots riot over shoes.
« Reply #35 on: December 24, 2011, 12:20:22 AM »
So as not to derail this thread with pics of high-horsepower pony goodness, I'll just put up a link to my photobucket album:
http://s477.photobucket.com/albums/rr136/efillc/69%20Mustang/

Excuse the body canker.  We bought the car a year ago as a literal "barn find" from the estate of the original owner.  We concentrated on getting the engine, steering, exhaust, brakes, and electric system restored first.  Once the car fund is replenished we'll have the body restored and painted, then the interior will be done last.

First let me say welcome to the board and hope you stick around.  Too many folks come in and post once or twice on a subject and then are never heard from again.  We are mostly harmless.

Second nice car.  Now I'm jealous but still hold out hope for my barn find out there.
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Re: Mass dumbass awards; idiots riot over shoes.
« Reply #36 on: December 24, 2011, 12:27:05 AM »
First let me say welcome to the board and hope you stick around.  Too many folks come in and post once or twice on a subject and then are never heard from again.  We are mostly harmless.

Second nice car.  Now I'm jealous but still hold out hope for my barn find out there.

It's ALMOST my dream car (just a couple years too new.) However, I'm not holding out for a barn find anymore:

http://autos.yahoo.com/news/ford-reintroduces-the-1965-mustang.html

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Re: Mass dumbass awards; idiots riot over shoes.
« Reply #37 on: December 24, 2011, 03:18:19 AM »
Well, it ought to be a challenging secondary market. The entrepreneurs there have to solve complex problems like how to stab their supplier without getting blood on the kicks. IOW, now you got them, can't wear them unless you have an armed crew. Idiots.
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Re: Mass dumbass awards; idiots riot over shoes.
« Reply #38 on: December 24, 2011, 08:00:13 AM »
Well, it ought to be a challenging secondary market. The entrepreneurs there have to solve complex problems like how to stab their supplier without getting blood on the kicks. IOW, now you got them, can't wear them unless you have an armed crew. Idiots.

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Re: Mass dumbass awards; idiots riot over shoes.
« Reply #39 on: December 24, 2011, 10:31:37 AM »
When I worked on the west of Chicago, i would periodically have to take one of my employees over to Payless and buy him (or her) a pair of shoes because the showed up to work barefoot.

Seems that if they took their previous paycheck and bought some high end shoes, then when they would take the bus or El to work the next day, some local ruffians would liberate them from their shoes.

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Re: Mass dumbass awards; idiots riot over shoes.
« Reply #40 on: December 24, 2011, 11:01:00 AM »
The BATF needs to back off and let someone develop the " Fo-tay Air Glock" Nike.

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Re: Mass dumbass awards; idiots riot over shoes.
« Reply #41 on: December 24, 2011, 11:40:28 AM »
. . . Seems that if they took their previous paycheck and bought some high end shoes, then when they would take the bus or El to work the next day, some local ruffians would liberate them from their shoes. 
Really makes you want to do something like put an ounce of C4 with a remote trigger in the insole, doesn't it?  >:D
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Re: Mass dumbass awards; idiots riot over shoes.
« Reply #42 on: December 24, 2011, 12:42:04 PM »
Maybe I'm just weird, but if I'm dropping $180 on footwear, it's because it's useful.  As in, they will keep my feet warm when it's -40F outside, or they'll help me hike more comfortably, etc.  Those things are just fugly and probably cost $5 apiece to make in China.


Yeah, that would be about the price a pair of lace-up "packer" riding boots.  =(
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