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Holy Hell - This is a Thing
« on: January 29, 2016, 11:05:29 AM »
While perusing the Amazon Lightning Deals this morning, this was being offered. I think it might be worse than a man bun.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B013GD2U0A/ref=gbps_img_s-3_0842_71036c22?smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_p=2338600842&pf_rd_s=slot-3&pf_rd_t=701&pf_rd_i=gb_main&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=0AY8ZNSC58F4JN4P1PBZ



After looking at it I quickly deleted it from my history.  :laugh:
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Re: Holy Hell - This is a Thing
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2016, 11:09:15 AM »
Too bad they don't make a brony edition.
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Re: Holy Hell - This is a Thing
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2016, 11:34:22 AM »
I'm not sure if that's better or worse than a utilikilt.
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Re: Holy Hell - This is a Thing
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2016, 12:16:52 PM »
Does amazon also have a selection men's silk stockings and buckle shoes to go with those?
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Re: Holy Hell - This is a Thing
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2016, 12:35:33 PM »
Does amazon also have a selection men's silk stockings and buckle shoes to go with those?


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Re: Holy Hell - This is a Thing
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2016, 12:38:45 PM »
Just a few minutes ago I saw a guy with a mun (man bun) in the cafeteria here at the office.

He also had a freaking hermit's beard down to his waist.

I swear to god, were I a hiring manager, if someone came to me looking like that his resume would go to the bottom of the stack, if not into the can.
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Re: Holy Hell - This is a Thing
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2016, 01:05:20 PM »
Not even on a dare....has the American male been so castrated trying to be more European than Europeans that in another generation.....shudder where this could be going.
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Re: Holy Hell - This is a Thing
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2016, 01:19:44 PM »
Not even on a dare....has the American male been so castrated trying to be more European than Europeans that in another generation.....shudder where this could be going.

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Re: Holy Hell - This is a Thing
« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2016, 01:40:55 PM »
Had to look again. Yep, designed for quick access for their boyfriends.
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Re: Holy Hell - This is a Thing
« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2016, 01:58:37 PM »
I sure as heck would not be paying $ 64 for a pair of capri pants.  I have worn something similar when cross-country skiing, where they make XC skiing knickers. 
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Re: Holy Hell - This is a Thing
« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2016, 02:04:29 PM »
I sure as heck would not be paying $ 64 for a pair of capri pants.  I have worn something similar when cross-country skiing, where they make XC skiing knickers. 

Form following function. 

I would wear a pair of golf knickers also but not capri pants.
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Re: Holy Hell - This is a Thing
« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2016, 06:38:34 PM »
Just don't search eBay for "men's suit" and then sort by price, low-to-high.

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Re: Holy Hell - This is a Thing
« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2016, 06:45:49 PM »
Form following function. 

I would wear a pair of golf knickers also but not capri pants.

Absolutely nothing wrong with golf knickers. The finest of gentlemen wear them.  =D

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Re: Holy Hell - This is a Thing
« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2016, 06:54:23 PM »
Awww... Isn't that nice. You found Jamis some sweat pants with hems that won't drag on the ground.
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Re: Holy Hell - This is a Thing
« Reply #14 on: January 29, 2016, 06:57:20 PM »
Absolutely nothing wrong with golf knickers. The finest of gentlemen wear them.  =D


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Re: Holy Hell - This is a Thing
« Reply #15 on: January 29, 2016, 07:07:46 PM »
Needs tights, then it can go all colonial in fashion. Time to start selling wig powder and ribbons.
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Re: Holy Hell - This is a Thing
« Reply #16 on: January 29, 2016, 07:23:36 PM »
Needs tights, then it can go all colonial in fashion. Time to start selling wig powder and ribbons.


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Re: Holy Hell - This is a Thing
« Reply #17 on: January 29, 2016, 08:43:56 PM »
Awww... Isn't that nice. You found Jamis some sweat pants with hems that won't drag on the ground.
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Re: Holy Hell - This is a Thing
« Reply #18 on: January 29, 2016, 09:13:13 PM »
I still have 2 pair of Jagdkniebundhosen I bought after I finished German Hunting School and earned my Jagdschein.

like these, one in light grey and one in dark green, both are wool.

http://www.oefele.de/Hosen/Kniebundhosen/Lederhosen/Bueffelleder-Kniebundhose-ohne-Guertel.html
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Re: Holy Hell - This is a Thing
« Reply #19 on: January 30, 2016, 08:00:03 AM »
I still have 2 pair of Jagdkniebundhosen I bought after I finished German Hunting School and earned my Jagdschein.

like these, one in light grey and one in dark green, both are wool.

http://www.oefele.de/Hosen/Kniebundhosen/Lederhosen/Bueffelleder-Kniebundhose-ohne-Guertel.html
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Re: Holy Hell - This is a Thing
« Reply #20 on: January 30, 2016, 09:13:08 AM »
There is something disturbing about that picture.

Probably missing this caption:
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Re: Holy Hell - This is a Thing
« Reply #21 on: January 30, 2016, 09:42:41 AM »
Probably missing this caption:
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Re: Holy Hell - This is a Thing
« Reply #22 on: January 30, 2016, 09:53:38 AM »
Ich wette, Sie können wie ein Schwein quietschen

Ich habe einen hübschen Mund.

I'm using Google Translate, so maybe it's making mistakes, but why are some words capitalized inappropriately per english rules?  They're not proper nouns, nor the leading word in a sentence.

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Re: Holy Hell - This is a Thing
« Reply #23 on: January 30, 2016, 09:57:12 AM »
German has rather different rules for capitalization. For starters, all nouns are capitalized.

I think some of my coworkers are really closet Krauts. They capitalize everything.
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Re: Holy Hell - This is a Thing
« Reply #24 on: January 30, 2016, 10:01:12 AM »
Ich habe einen hübschen Mund.

I'm using Google Translate, so maybe it's making mistakes, but why are some words capitalized inappropriately per english rules?  They're not proper nouns, nor the leading word in a sentence.

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Oh no, you're getting your point across exactly as we would expect from somebody who grew up in Deliverance country.  =D
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